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Kevin Bridges: The Overdue Catch-Up

I'm getting beat about five-nil, and then a Scouse accent startsblaring through the telly

I'm getting beat about five-nil, and then a Scouse accent starts
blaring through the telly

Full Transcript

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I'm getting beat about five-nil,
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and then a Scouse accent starts blaring through the telly.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
01:26:01
Uploaded
Apr 22, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

In his overdue 18-year career comeback tour, Kevin Bridges gives a razor-sharp standup performance poking fun at modern life with his signature wit.
The kid I'm playing wants me to quit the game - Kevin Bridges: The Overdue Catch-Up 00:06
The kid I'm playing wants me to quit the game
He's going, "Fucking seriously, - Kevin Bridges: The Overdue Catch-Up 00:06
He's going, "Fucking seriously,
Just fucking quit the game, lad. You're so fucking shit." - Kevin Bridges: The Overdue Catch-Up 00:11
Just fucking quit the game, lad. You're so fucking shit...
"Seriously, lad, if you don't fucking quit, I'm gonna find ya! - Kevin Bridges: The Overdue Catch-Up 00:05
"Seriously, lad, if you don't fucking quit, I'...
I'm gonna slit your fucking throat, lad, when I find you." - Kevin Bridges: The Overdue Catch-Up 00:09
I'm gonna slit your fucking throat, lad, when I find yo...
It took me straight back to school, - Kevin Bridges: The Overdue Catch-Up 00:08
It took me straight back to school,
I look back and that's what I will teach my son, - Kevin Bridges: The Overdue Catch-Up 00:07
I look back and that's what I will teach my son,
If my son was ever being bullied, I'll teach him - Kevin Bridges: The Overdue Catch-Up 00:13
If my son was ever being bullied, I'll teach him
If my son was being bullied, I would take him to Ladbrokes. - Kevin Bridges: The Overdue Catch-Up 00:05
If my son was being bullied, I would take him to Ladbrokes.
I'd take him to the bookie's on a Friday afternoon. - Kevin Bridges: The Overdue Catch-Up 00:06
I'd take him to the bookie's on a Friday afternoon...
I'd take him to my old school bully. I'd say... - Kevin Bridges: The Overdue Catch-Up 00:05
I'd take him to my old school bully. I'd say...
I'd say, "We're not gonna laugh at this guy, son. - Kevin Bridges: The Overdue Catch-Up 00:06
I'd say, "We're not gonna laugh at this guy, ...
We're gonna learn from this guy. That guy. - Kevin Bridges: The Overdue Catch-Up 00:06
We're gonna learn from this guy. That guy.
That guy. He was an amazing 15-year-old. - Kevin Bridges: The Overdue Catch-Up 00:06
That guy. He was an amazing 15-year-old.
If you were ever late for a class in school, - Kevin Bridges: The Overdue Catch-Up 00:07
If you were ever late for a class in school,
He would be standing in the corridor shouting, - Kevin Bridges: The Overdue Catch-Up 00:09
He would be standing in the corridor shouting,
Cos we lived under his regime - Kevin Bridges: The Overdue Catch-Up 00:08
Cos we lived under his regime
I don't know, but that's your man." - Kevin Bridges: The Overdue Catch-Up 00:08
I don't know, but that's your man."
Be an individual." - Kevin Bridges: The Overdue Catch-Up 00:16
Be an individual."
And this is a... an emotional one. - Kevin Bridges: The Overdue Catch-Up 00:07
And this is a... an emotional one.