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Kevin Hart: Irresponsible

All you got to do is search my cookies." I said, "You better get me a glass of milk 'cause...

All you got to do is search my cookies." I said, "You better get me a glass of milk 'cause I'm about to eat
all these goddamn cookies." The shit that I saw hurt my heart.
It hurt me

Full Transcript

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All you got to do is search my cookies."
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I said, "You better get me a glass of milk
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'cause I'm about to eat all these goddamn cookies."
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The shit that I saw hurt my heart. It hurt me.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:22
Uploaded
Jun 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Stand-up comedian Kevin Hart talks about his family, travel and a year full of reckless behavior in front of a live sold-out crowd in London.
The reason why is because her porn search was the complete opposite of who I am. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:06
The reason why is because her porn search was the complete o...
Big balls to the walls, big bats on big blacks, - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:07
Big balls to the walls, big bats on big blacks,
One of the sites wasn't even porn. It was a bunch of tall men being active. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:06
One of the sites wasn't even porn. It was a bunch of ta...
They were changing light bulbs, putting shit on shelves, - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:08
They were changing light bulbs, putting shit on shelves,
She was like, "You can't do none of that stuff, I like that stuff." - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:08
She was like, "You can't do none of that stuff, I ...
[chuckles] - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:07
[chuckles]
I just put it under my bed, - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:06
I just put it under my bed,
You know this picture by the bed is crooked." She was like... - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:04
You know this picture by the bed is crooked." She was l...
"Don't worry about it, we'll get somebody to come and fix it." - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:07
"Don't worry about it, we'll get somebody to ...
"You fucking like that shit? You like that shit?" - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:08
"You fucking like that shit? You like that shit?"
As you go through these levels, - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:05
As you go through these levels,
If you take nothing from this show tonight, - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:05
If you take nothing from this show tonight,
So many people are on this journey to live a perfect life. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:05
So many people are on this journey to live a perfect life.
The reason why I say it's stupid is because you have no idea - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:07
The reason why I say it's stupid is because you have no...
The point that I'm making, is that you should embrace your flaws and fuck-ups - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:07
The point that I'm making, is that you should embrace y...
Don't run away from your bullshit. Embrace it and become better. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:05
Don't run away from your bullshit. Embrace it and becom...
- That's my message. - [crowd applauding] - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:05
- That's my message. - [crowd applauding]
Father of three! Father of three now. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:04
Father of three! Father of three now.
People thought I was playing around when I first talked about it, but I wasn't. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:04
People thought I was playing around when I first talked abou...
"My kids are your kids. You got kids. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:05
"My kids are your kids. You got kids.