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Kevin Hart: Irresponsible

Fuck you, baby." You're only laughing because it's true

Fuck you, baby." You're only laughing because it's true

Full Transcript

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Fuck you, baby."
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You're only laughing because it's true.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
49
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:18
Uploaded
Jun 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Stand-up comedian Kevin Hart talks about his family, travel and a year full of reckless behavior in front of a live sold-out crowd in London.
With that being said, it's very important to understand your patience. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:04
With that being said, it's very important to understand...
- Shouts out to you. - [crowd members whooping] - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:06
- Shouts out to you. - [crowd members whooping]
I'm gonna be honest. I don't give a fuck about that dog. That's my wife's dog. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:04
I'm gonna be honest. I don't give a fuck about tha...
But my dog, my dog is trained, - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:05
But my dog, my dog is trained,
True story, I wake up 5:30 in the morning, I walk in my hallway. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:06
True story, I wake up 5:30 in the morning, I walk in my hall...
I chose to get back into bed. I'll deal with it later when I wake up. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:05
I chose to get back into bed. I'll deal with it later w...
7:15 my wife wakes up, all I hear is, "Oh, my God! - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:06
7:15 my wife wakes up, all I hear is, "Oh, my God!
The dog went to the bathroom in the hallway." - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:05
The dog went to the bathroom in the hallway."
"You got to be fucking kidding me!" - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:16
"You got to be fucking kidding me!"
At that moment, I thought to myself, "Goddammit, Kevin. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:04
At that moment, I thought to myself, "Goddammit, Kevin.
Do you want to be the man who doesn't give a 100% - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:09
Do you want to be the man who doesn't give a 100%
I was about to be, I was about to be that guy - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:08
I was about to be, I was about to be that guy
A great baby is a baby that does adult shit at a baby age. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:06
A great baby is a baby that does adult shit at a baby age.
Now, Harry showing up at my house with his baby unannounced - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:07
Now, Harry showing up at my house with his baby unannounced
Leave the baby with me and Kev. We gonna watch the baby for y'all today." - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:15
Leave the baby with me and Kev. We gonna watch the baby for ...
When they drive off, the great baby's waving bye, she's on the front step. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:05
When they drive off, the great baby's waving bye, she&#...
She said, "Pardon me." I said, "What the fuck - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:09
She said, "Pardon me." I said, "What the fuck
I've never heard a black person say "pardon me." Never! - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:05
I've never heard a black person say "pardon me.&qu...
I move out the way. The great baby walks in the kitchen. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:05
I move out the way. The great baby walks in the kitchen.
Let's see if she wants something to eat. "You want a sandwich?" - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:08
Let's see if she wants something to eat. "You want...