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I almost threw this goddamn microphone at your head just now, sir
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Kevin Hart: Irresponsible

I almost threw this goddamn microphoneat your head just now, sir

I almost threw this goddamn microphone
at your head just now, sir

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I almost threw this goddamn microphone at your head just now, sir.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:53:18
Uploaded
Jun 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Stand-up comedian Kevin Hart talks about his family, travel and a year full of reckless behavior in front of a live sold-out crowd in London.
I love the fact that I can take my kids to places - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:05
I love the fact that I can take my kids to places
Every year around the holidays, I take my kids to Aspen. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:04
Every year around the holidays, I take my kids to Aspen.
I don't want you to think I take my kids to Aspen because we can ski - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:07
I don't want you to think I take my kids to Aspen becau...
Last time we went, - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:05
Last time we went,
Now, the bunny slopes, - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:05
Now, the bunny slopes,
They want you to get comfortable with going from right to left - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:05
They want you to get comfortable with going from right to le...
I'm going down. Out the corner of my eye, - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:06
I'm going down. Out the corner of my eye,
I'm not good at math at all, but I know - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:08
I'm not good at math at all, but I know
As I'm getting closer, I'm like, "I'm about to hit this kid." - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:06
As I'm getting closer, I'm like, "I'm ab...
When I picked the kid up, I thought that the weight would make me stop. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:04
When I picked the kid up, I thought that the weight would ma...
I knew it was real - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:13
I knew it was real
Don't let this be a white baby." - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:06
Don't let this be a white baby."
I lift up that visor, that little Japanese head popped out like this. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:05
I lift up that visor, that little Japanese head popped out l...
That baby says, "So excited!" - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:05
That baby says, "So excited!"
Last time we went, I got pissed off - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:07
Last time we went, I got pissed off
For you to show up on my black week - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:05
For you to show up on my black week
He said, "Kev, what are you talking about? You don't own this week." - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:20
He said, "Kev, what are you talking about? You don'...
He said, "Look, you guys have no business being up here." - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:07
He said, "Look, you guys have no business being up here...
You don't know how to maneuver. If you go straight, you're going to die. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:05
You don't know how to maneuver. If you go straight, you...
So we got to chop the mountain up, we got to make big S's - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:14
So we got to chop the mountain up, we got to make big S'...