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Kevin Hart: Irresponsible

I opened up a maxi-padlike it was a grenade. I said, "Argh!" Argh! I fucking missed! Shit...

I opened up a maxi-pad
like it was a grenade. I said, "Argh!" Argh! [laughs] I fucking missed! Shit stuck to her face.
It was bad

Full Transcript

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I opened up a maxi-pad like it was a grenade. I said, "Argh!"
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Argh! [laughs]
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I fucking missed! Shit stuck to her face. It was bad.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
56
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:00
Uploaded
Jun 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Stand-up comedian Kevin Hart talks about his family, travel and a year full of reckless behavior in front of a live sold-out crowd in London.
I love that my kids don't add stress to my life. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:05
I love that my kids don't add stress to my life.
The reason why, sir, is because this marriage has to work. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:05
The reason why, sir, is because this marriage has to work.
When you get there, at that point, you're not even looking for love. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:04
When you get there, at that point, you're not even look...
You're looking for somebody to die with. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:04
You're looking for somebody to die with.
You try and die together? Yes or no? I'll die with you, if you die with me. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:04
You try and die together? Yes or no? I'll die with you,...
Crazy thing about my relationship is that it's on display. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:05
Crazy thing about my relationship is that it's on displ...
What makes me laugh is when people act like they live my life. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:05
What makes me laugh is when people act like they live my lif...
"Kevin Hart did it again. Kevin Hart fucked up again." - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:10
"Kevin Hart did it again. Kevin Hart fucked up again.&q...
Okay? In my first marriage, I filed for a divorce. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:04
Okay? In my first marriage, I filed for a divorce.
That means I chose to leave. That means I made a better decision - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:07
That means I chose to leave. That means I made a better deci...
But I don't like it when people act like you plan to fuck up. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:05
But I don't like it when people act like you plan to fu...
You don't walk outside, like, today is the perfect day for a fuck-up. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:04
You don't walk outside, like, today is the perfect day ...
Lesson number one that I learned, - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:06
Lesson number one that I learned,
Had to look in a mirror. I had to have a conversation with myself. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:04
Had to look in a mirror. I had to have a conversation with m...
You're almost 40 years old, you're still doing the same dumb shit, grow up! - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:05
You're almost 40 years old, you're still doing the...
Grow up!" - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:10
Grow up!"
That put me in heavy "kiss-my-wife's-ass" mode. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:05
That put me in heavy "kiss-my-wife's-ass" mod...
With that being said, - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:06
With that being said,
Now when you try to fight - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:06
Now when you try to fight
I went out, I bought a mirror, - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:06
I went out, I bought a mirror,