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Kevin Hart: Irresponsible

I'm gonna get you a turtleneck, so you don't have to go to schoollooking like that. I'm...

I'm gonna get you a turtleneck, so you don't have to go to school
looking like that. I'm sorry." My kid's are getting older

Full Transcript

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I'm gonna get you a turtleneck,
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so you don't have to go to school looking like that. I'm sorry."
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My kid's are getting older.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
51
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:59
Uploaded
Jun 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Stand-up comedian Kevin Hart talks about his family, travel and a year full of reckless behavior in front of a live sold-out crowd in London.
Daughter's 13, my son is ten now. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:04
Daughter's 13, my son is ten now.
If you're a parent here tonight, and you don't think your kids curse, - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:06
If you're a parent here tonight, and you don't thi...
Fuck, mother bitch, shit, dick, pussy, asshole, bitch. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:06
Fuck, mother bitch, shit, dick, pussy, asshole, bitch.
[laughter] - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:08
[laughter]
You keep fucking with me, I'm gonna bust your ass." - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:06
You keep fucking with me, I'm gonna bust your ass."...
What the hell is going on in there?" - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:07
What the hell is going on in there?"
He's such a bitch. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:04
He's such a bitch.
"Honestly, really, then what, nothing. So why are we talking about it? Okay." - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:07
"Honestly, really, then what, nothing. So why are we ta...
Older sisters love to whip up on their younger brothers. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:04
Older sisters love to whip up on their younger brothers.
I just heard my son. He was like, "Oh, God, not again." - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:06
I just heard my son. He was like, "Oh, God, not again.&...
She's a little tomboy, man. She's a tough fucking girl. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:04
She's a little tomboy, man. She's a tough fucking ...
I saw the signs: emotions, feelings all over the goddamn place. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:05
I saw the signs: emotions, feelings all over the goddamn pla...
I tried to prepare for this period as if it was an earthquake. I went out... - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:05
I tried to prepare for this period as if it was an earthquak...
I bought a bunch of emergency period kits, put them in jacket pockets, her book bags. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:05
I bought a bunch of emergency period kits, put them in jacke...
My fear was I didn't want my baby to get the blood butt at school. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:04
My fear was I didn't want my baby to get the blood butt...
Right now? Is it happening right now?" - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:08
Right now? Is it happening right now?"
I said, "Go in the kitchen, get a gallon of milk, drink it. Hurry up. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:05
I said, "Go in the kitchen, get a gallon of milk, drink...
I opened up a maxi-pad like it was a grenade. I said, "Argh!" - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:11
I opened up a maxi-pad like it was a grenade. I said, "...
I love that my kids don't add stress to my life. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:05
I love that my kids don't add stress to my life.
The reason why, sir, is because this marriage has to work. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:05
The reason why, sir, is because this marriage has to work.