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Kevin Hart: Irresponsible

In my mind, I was like,"That's how you make them cum." You gotta spit on their fucking...

In my mind, I was like,
"That's how you make them cum." You gotta spit on their fucking heads.
I've been doing it wrong all this time

Full Transcript

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In my mind, I was like, "That's how you make them cum."
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You gotta spit on their fucking heads. I've been doing it wrong all this time.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
43
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:11
Uploaded
Jun 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Stand-up comedian Kevin Hart talks about his family, travel and a year full of reckless behavior in front of a live sold-out crowd in London.
I don't want to talk about it. As soon as I get in the bed, - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:10
I don't want to talk about it. As soon as I get in the ...
Even though I know that she know that I know I did it, I almost fucking lied. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:05
Even though I know that she know that I know I did it, I alm...
The hell out of here bad Kevin." - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:06
The hell out of here bad Kevin."
Why? I don't know. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:04
Why? I don't know.
I was watching porn, I saw some shit, I tried it." - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:07
I was watching porn, I saw some shit, I tried it."
Don't be stupid enough to bring the shit you saw in our house." - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:07
Don't be stupid enough to bring the shit you saw in our...
I don't try to do the shit that I saw to you." - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:08
I don't try to do the shit that I saw to you."
What the hell are you watching?" - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:09
What the hell are you watching?"
The reason why it hurt me - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:07
The reason why it hurt me
If I want to watch porn, I can. That's how it should be. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:04
If I want to watch porn, I can. That's how it should be...
My pride wanted to know what she was watching. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:04
My pride wanted to know what she was watching.
She said, "You want to see it?" - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:06
She said, "You want to see it?"
All you got to do is search my cookies." - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:13
All you got to do is search my cookies."
The reason why is because her porn search was the complete opposite of who I am. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:06
The reason why is because her porn search was the complete o...
Big balls to the walls, big bats on big blacks, - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:07
Big balls to the walls, big bats on big blacks,
One of the sites wasn't even porn. It was a bunch of tall men being active. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:06
One of the sites wasn't even porn. It was a bunch of ta...
They were changing light bulbs, putting shit on shelves, - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:08
They were changing light bulbs, putting shit on shelves,
She was like, "You can't do none of that stuff, I like that stuff." - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:08
She was like, "You can't do none of that stuff, I ...
[chuckles] - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:07
[chuckles]
I just put it under my bed, - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:06
I just put it under my bed,