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You going to rob me in the living room
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Kevin Hart: Irresponsible

You going to rob me in the living room while I'm sitting on the couch in frontof the...

You going to rob me in the living room while I'm sitting on the couch in front
of the fireplace, masturbating?

Full Transcript

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You going to rob me in the living room
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while I'm sitting on the couch in front of the fireplace, masturbating?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:39
Uploaded
Jun 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Stand-up comedian Kevin Hart talks about his family, travel and a year full of reckless behavior in front of a live sold-out crowd in London.
Oh, shit! [laughs] - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:06
Oh, shit! [laughs]
You're going to rob me in the laundry room - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:04
You're going to rob me in the laundry room
You... [choking with laughter] You... - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:04
You... [choking with laughter] You...
While I'm taking my clothes out of the washing machine - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:06
While I'm taking my clothes out of the washing machine
Then I got robbed again in the one spot that I forgot to put a gun. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:04
Then I got robbed again in the one spot that I forgot to put...
So I spent the whole time I was getting robbed - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:05
So I spent the whole time I was getting robbed
At least let me masturbate on the couch one last time. Come on, man. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:04
At least let me masturbate on the couch one last time. Come ...
I ain't gay. I'm just trying to have a good time. Don't do me like this. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:05
I ain't gay. I'm just trying to have a good time. ...
Let me get my clothes out the washing machine and put them in the dryer. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:05
Let me get my clothes out the washing machine and put them i...
Are you gonna let my clothes mildew, you selfish son of a bitch. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:04
Are you gonna let my clothes mildew, you selfish son of a bi...
[chuckling] - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:08
[chuckling]
I personally don't like game night. I can't stand game night. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:05
I personally don't like game night. I can't stand ...
I think game night brings the worst out in couples, - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:06
I think game night brings the worst out in couples,
We allow the negotiations to go outside of the game of Monopoly. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:06
We allow the negotiations to go outside of the game of Monop...
I say, "Alright, look. You can land on my property two times without paying, - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:08
I say, "Alright, look. You can land on my property two ...
That's our deal. You understand what I'm saying?" - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:09
That's our deal. You understand what I'm saying?&q...
You got "not drunk" and "stupid." - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:05
You got "not drunk" and "stupid."
It's either, "No, I'm not drinking like that tonight," - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:08
It's either, "No, I'm not drinking like that ...
Somebody put one of the Monopoly pieces in my butt." - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:11
Somebody put one of the Monopoly pieces in my butt."
[DJ air horn] - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:05
[DJ air horn]