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Kevin Hart: Irresponsible

You're not getting the phone backtill you get your shit together." When I take the phone,...

You're not getting the phone back
till you get your shit together." When I take the phone, I say to myself,
"You know what?

Full Transcript

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You're not getting the phone back till you get your shit together."
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When I take the phone, I say to myself, "You know what?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
54
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:16
Uploaded
Jun 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Stand-up comedian Kevin Hart talks about his family, travel and a year full of reckless behavior in front of a live sold-out crowd in London.
I need to see what my son has been talking about on his goddamn phone." - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:09
I need to see what my son has been talking about on his godd...
I don't got the thumbprint, the face ID, nothing. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:04
I don't got the thumbprint, the face ID, nothing.
I gotta go back to this little nigga and ask him to put the damn code in the phone. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:06
I gotta go back to this little nigga and ask him to put the ...
"Put the code in so I can see what you been talking about." - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:08
"Put the code in so I can see what you been talking abo...
"Put the code in before I punch you in the fucking throat." That's what I said. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:05
"Put the code in before I punch you in the fucking thro...
Like I'm not gonna see him at dinner in ten minutes. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:05
Like I'm not gonna see him at dinner in ten minutes.
Gimme the code to the phone before I kick you in the back." - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:07
Gimme the code to the phone before I kick you in the back.&q...
I run downstairs, grab my son by the neck. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:04
I run downstairs, grab my son by the neck.
I start choking the shit out of my son. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:04
I start choking the shit out of my son.
"What the fuck you say to me?" - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:12
"What the fuck you say to me?"
Is it Y-O-U or the letter U? How you spell it? - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:05
Is it Y-O-U or the letter U? How you spell it?
I scratched your neck up real good. I apologize. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:04
I scratched your neck up real good. I apologize.
I'm gonna get you a turtleneck, - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:09
I'm gonna get you a turtleneck,
Daughter's 13, my son is ten now. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:04
Daughter's 13, my son is ten now.
If you're a parent here tonight, and you don't think your kids curse, - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:06
If you're a parent here tonight, and you don't thi...
Fuck, mother bitch, shit, dick, pussy, asshole, bitch. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:06
Fuck, mother bitch, shit, dick, pussy, asshole, bitch.
[laughter] - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:08
[laughter]
You keep fucking with me, I'm gonna bust your ass." - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:06
You keep fucking with me, I'm gonna bust your ass."...
What the hell is going on in there?" - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:07
What the hell is going on in there?"
He's such a bitch. - Kevin Hart: Irresponsible 00:04
He's such a bitch.