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I don't know about y'all, but if I get hit
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Kevin Hart: Reality Check

I don't know about y'all,but if I get hit with a piece of shit,my life is over

I don't know about y'all,
but if I get hit with a piece of shit,
my life is over

Full Transcript

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I don't know about y'all, but if I get hit
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with a piece of shit, my life is over.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
48
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:56
Uploaded
Apr 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
HartBeat Productions

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Movie Summary

Things are about to get real in this unforgettable night of comedy. Comedian Kevin Hart is as funny as ever as he processes his growing family, fame, mentions on Black Twitter, and more. Hart returns for his first stand-up special...
A piece of human shit - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:08
A piece of human shit
I'll take dick in grits all day. - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:06
I'll take dick in grits all day.
Slam your dick in my grits, Mr. Dick Slammer. - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:07
Slam your dick in my grits, Mr. Dick Slammer.
I don't want to get hit with a piece of shit - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:06
I don't want to get hit with a piece of shit
7:00 a.m., you in the best mood of your fucking life. - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:05
7:00 a.m., you in the best mood of your fucking life.
Hey, Carl, let me get two vanilla lattes - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:06
Hey, Carl, let me get two vanilla lattes
Somebody just hit me with a piece of shit. - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:05
Somebody just hit me with a piece of shit.
You gotta ask the question you thought you would never - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:06
You gotta ask the question you thought you would never
Who just threw that piece of shit at me? - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:06
Who just threw that piece of shit at me?
If I see shit on anybody hands, I swear to God. - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:05
If I see shit on anybody hands, I swear to God.
"That's as far as I go. - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:05
"That's as far as I go.
I ain't that nasty. That's nasty, now." - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:06
I ain't that nasty. That's nasty, now."
That's where I draw the line." - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:07
That's where I draw the line."
Social media had me believing - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:06
Social media had me believing
They're like, "Kev, hey. - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:05
They're like, "Kev, hey.
We're here for you. We got your back." - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:07
We're here for you. We got your back."
When I get there, the first two people I see - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:06
When I get there, the first two people I see
He said, "Kev, you think they got - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:09
He said, "Kev, you think they got
Ain't got time to deal with your shit, Tip." - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:07
Ain't got time to deal with your shit, Tip."
I wake up, nobody's dressed the way they were - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:06
I wake up, nobody's dressed the way they were