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Kevin Hart: Reality Check

I promise yousomething will happen in life to show you that youdon't look that fucking...

I promise you
something will happen in life to show you that you
don't look that fucking good

Full Transcript

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I promise you something will happen
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in life to show you that you don't look that fucking good.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:51
Uploaded
Apr 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
HartBeat Productions

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Movie Summary

Things are about to get real in this unforgettable night of comedy. Comedian Kevin Hart is as funny as ever as he processes his growing family, fame, mentions on Black Twitter, and more. Hart returns for his first stand-up special...
My wife said, "Oh, my God, babe, you be doing that." - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:07
My wife said, "Oh, my God, babe, you be doing that.&quo...
The fuck did you just say?" - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:12
The fuck did you just say?"
Self-esteem was fucking dead after that. - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:05
Self-esteem was fucking dead after that.
I'll tell you what really destroyed my self-esteem, - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:07
I'll tell you what really destroyed my self-esteem,
The pictures that you are drawing of me - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:08
The pictures that you are drawing of me
Fuck you, acting like these pictures - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:07
Fuck you, acting like these pictures
Crazy Horse gave me a picture so bad. - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:05
Crazy Horse gave me a picture so bad.
He drew my face and my neck - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:06
He drew my face and my neck
He said, "You live in the boot." - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:06
He said, "You live in the boot."
I'm trying to do things that actually - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:06
I'm trying to do things that actually
I'm trying to do things that allow me - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:09
I'm trying to do things that allow me
I had to stop going to one gym - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:06
I had to stop going to one gym
I'll go find another gym, where they do - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:07
I'll go find another gym, where they do
Keep in mind, when I talk shit, I don't like it - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:05
Keep in mind, when I talk shit, I don't like it
I quit. I'm not playing anymore. - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:05
I quit. I'm not playing anymore.
The sign in the lobby said, "Deaf run - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:08
The sign in the lobby said, "Deaf run
What does that look like without the volume, hmm? - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:05
What does that look like without the volume, hmm?
When I was 22, 23 years old, I'd take shots for days. - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:05
When I was 22, 23 years old, I'd take shots for days.
Somebody trying to do something to me here tonight. - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:05
Somebody trying to do something to me here tonight.
They just prop me up in the corner, keep the party going. - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:06
They just prop me up in the corner, keep the party going.