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Kevin Hart: Reality Check

I stopped at Chipotletwo blocks up

I stopped at Chipotle
two blocks up

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I stopped at Chipotle two blocks up.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:21
Uploaded
Apr 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
HartBeat Productions

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Movie Summary

Things are about to get real in this unforgettable night of comedy. Comedian Kevin Hart is as funny as ever as he processes his growing family, fame, mentions on Black Twitter, and more. Hart returns for his first stand-up special...
I'm only in this long-ass line - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:06
I'm only in this long-ass line
While I'm standing in line, the woman behind me goes, - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:05
While I'm standing in line, the woman behind me goes,
This is by far one of the most attractive women - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:05
This is by far one of the most attractive women
It is a nice day. It's so nice outside." - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:07
It is a nice day. It's so nice outside."
We ain't had no rain in a minute." - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:08
We ain't had no rain in a minute."
She turned around. "What?" - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:07
She turned around. "What?"
"I just want to know what made you choose Chipotle - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:16
"I just want to know what made you choose Chipotle
No matter how good you think you look, - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:07
No matter how good you think you look,
I promise you something will happen - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:07
I promise you something will happen
My wife said, "Oh, my God, babe, you be doing that." - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:07
My wife said, "Oh, my God, babe, you be doing that.&quo...
The fuck did you just say?" - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:12
The fuck did you just say?"
Self-esteem was fucking dead after that. - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:05
Self-esteem was fucking dead after that.
I'll tell you what really destroyed my self-esteem, - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:07
I'll tell you what really destroyed my self-esteem,
The pictures that you are drawing of me - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:08
The pictures that you are drawing of me
Fuck you, acting like these pictures - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:07
Fuck you, acting like these pictures
Crazy Horse gave me a picture so bad. - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:05
Crazy Horse gave me a picture so bad.
He drew my face and my neck - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:06
He drew my face and my neck
He said, "You live in the boot." - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:06
He said, "You live in the boot."
I'm trying to do things that actually - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:06
I'm trying to do things that actually
I'm trying to do things that allow me - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:09
I'm trying to do things that allow me