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Kevin Hart: Reality Check

Telling me I can't eatbreakfast without looking over my shoulder for stray dick?

Telling me I can't eat
breakfast without looking over my shoulder for stray dick?

Full Transcript

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Telling me I can't eat breakfast without looking
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over my shoulder for stray dick?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
38
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:14
Uploaded
Apr 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
HartBeat Productions

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Movie Summary

Things are about to get real in this unforgettable night of comedy. Comedian Kevin Hart is as funny as ever as he processes his growing family, fame, mentions on Black Twitter, and more. Hart returns for his first stand-up special...
The reason why I feel like honestly I could be - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:08
The reason why I feel like honestly I could be
You ever hear somebody you love say some crazy shit to you - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:09
You ever hear somebody you love say some crazy shit to you
Hit me when you figure it out." - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:06
Hit me when you figure it out."
"Kev, you up?" - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:12
"Kev, you up?"
I'm just trying to see how it feel." - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:09
I'm just trying to see how it feel."
Now I'm worried, but it's my brother, - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:06
Now I'm worried, but it's my brother,
I go... I said, "Are you walking him on grass?" - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:08
I go... I said, "Are you walking him on grass?"
I said, "Are you walking him on grass?" - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:06
I said, "Are you walking him on grass?"
The lights are on. Nobody's home. - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:05
The lights are on. Nobody's home.
A week later, he called me and said, "Kev, - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:07
A week later, he called me and said, "Kev,
He ran away." - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:08
He ran away."
Do you have any idea how fucking crazy you gotta be? - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:05
Do you have any idea how fucking crazy you gotta be?
Pretend like the dog came back." - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:07
Pretend like the dog came back."
"Plus, I just put the signs up around the neighborhood - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:09
"Plus, I just put the signs up around the neighborhood
Because of what I do for a living, - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:06
Because of what I do for a living,
For those who have followed my comedy, - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:05
For those who have followed my comedy,
For those who do not know what COPD is, - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:05
For those who do not know what COPD is,
My dad was on oxygen. He had the tube - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:06
My dad was on oxygen. He had the tube
My friend Wayne said, "Spoon, I'll come over there - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:06
My friend Wayne said, "Spoon, I'll come over there
I'll turn this tank up 20%, give myself a boost." - Kevin Hart: Reality Check 00:08
I'll turn this tank up 20%, give myself a boost."