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Following Kick-Ass' heroics, other citizens are inspired to become masked crusaders. But Red Mist leads his own group of evil supervillains to get revenge, kill Kick-Ass and destroy everything he stands for.

Director: Jeff Wadlow
Writer: Jeff Wadlow, Mark Millar, John Romita Jr.
Production: N/A
Year: 2013
MetaScore: 41/100
ImdbRating: 6.5
BoxOffice: $28,795,985
Released: 16 Aug 2013
Awards: 1 win & 9 nominations
You're gonna pay for what you did to my dad - Kick Ass 2 00:15 You're gonna pay for what you did to my dad You're gonna need a bigger jar - Kick Ass 2 00:11 You're gonna need a bigger jar You remember Malick Dude who volunteers at your needle exchange - Kick Ass 2 00:16 You remember Malick Dude who volunteers at your needle... You know, you shouldn't talk with
your mouth full. It's very rude. - Kick Ass 2 00:23 You know, you shouldn't talk with your mouth full. It&#... - You guys love this shit like the fanboys
love Stan Lee, don't you? - Who's Stan Lee? - Kick Ass 2 00:07 - You guys love this shit like the fanboys love Stan Lee, do... You don't have to be a badass to be a superhero Dave - Kick Ass 2 00:13 You don't have to be a badass to be a superhero Dave - Where are we going?
- To a party. - Kick Ass 2 00:13 - Where are we going? - To a party. When Mindy left - Kick Ass 2 00:54 When Mindy left What's the matter Chris Shit hit your shorts - Kick Ass 2 00:19 What's the matter Chris Shit hit your shorts What is wrong with you dude This is not a comic book it's real life - Kick Ass 2 00:19 What is wrong with you dude This is not a comic book... What the hell mom Did you delete the news off the DVR - Kick Ass 2 00:39 What the hell mom Did you delete the news off the DVR What the fuck was that I know right I'm soaked - Kick Ass 2 00:27 What the fuck was that I know right I'm soaked What was that - Kick Ass 2 00:13 What was that Well I became Battle Guy after my parents were mugged and killed coming home from the opera - Kick Ass 2 00:14 Well I became Battle Guy after my parents were mugged and... Watch it Watch me end your life - Kick Ass 2 00:23 Watch it Watch me end your life Very nice! - Kick Ass 2 00:09 Very nice! This is the Zero G device I invented - Kick Ass 2 00:16 This is the Zero G device I invented That's supervillain territory Or as I call my little gang - Kick Ass 2 00:11 That's supervillain territory Or as I call my little... Tell him you're on your way to fuck his mother with a Tobin strap on - Kick Ass 2 00:07 Tell him you're on your way to fuck his mother with a... Take the day off.
Later! - Kick Ass 2 00:21 Take the day off. Later! Shit Javier thank you - Kick Ass 2 00:26 Shit Javier thank you Oh this is perfect - Kick Ass 2 00:20 Oh this is perfect Now listen to me It's okay to have a bit of fun But you can't go hiring a gang of heavy hitters - Kick Ass 2 00:57 Now listen to me It's okay to have a bit of fun But you... Mindy Macready. - Kick Ass 2 00:15 Mindy Macready. I've been bullied my whole life for being gay - Kick Ass 2 00:17 I've been bullied my whole life for being gay It's still blowing my mind Kick Ass - Kick Ass 2 00:08 It's still blowing my mind Kick Ass It hurts Yeah there's a dog on your balls - Kick Ass 2 00:08 It hurts Yeah there's a dog on your balls I'm the whitest pimp ever That's the idea - Kick Ass 2 00:14 I'm the whitest pimp ever That's the idea If I ever catch you robbing again shitburger - Kick Ass 2 00:18 If I ever catch you robbing again shitburger If I was even thinking about a Kick Ass sequel I had to get serious - Kick Ass 2 00:08 If I was even thinking about a Kick Ass sequel I had to get... I wanna team up like Batman and Robin - Kick Ass 2 00:39 I wanna team up like Batman and Robin I used to hang with a lot of losers - Kick Ass 2 01:28 I used to hang with a lot of losers I know what my role is in this Javier - Kick Ass 2 00:26 I know what my role is in this Javier - I guess we're the first ones here.
- This isn't where you have a party, moron. - Kick Ass 2 00:33 - I guess we're the first ones here. - This isn't ... I am not the problem you are I wish you were dead - Kick Ass 2 01:28 I am not the problem you are I wish you were dead Hit me - Kick Ass 2 00:21 Hit me - Hey, Mind, how was school?
- Super crazy. - Kick Ass 2 00:27 - Hey, Mind, how was school? - Super crazy. - Hey, Mind.
- Hey, Marcus, what's up? - Kick Ass 2 00:21 - Hey, Mind. - Hey, Marcus, what's up? God Will you hurry up - Kick Ass 2 00:07 God Will you hurry up - God!
- Run, Kick-Ass! Run! - Kick Ass 2 00:30 - God! - Run, Kick-Ass! Run! Game on cocksuckers - Kick Ass 2 00:07 Game on cocksuckers Four attackers... - Kick Ass 2 00:06 Four attackers... Eat a dick You're gonna eat yours if you don't start talking - Kick Ass 2 00:50 Eat a dick You're gonna eat yours if you don't... Did you guys watch Spider Man last night - Kick Ass 2 00:17 Did you guys watch Spider Man last night Cross my heart. - Kick Ass 2 00:14 Cross my heart. Cross my heart - Kick Ass 2 00:08 Cross my heart Can you believe I let Mindy beat
the snot out of me for weeks - Kick Ass 2 00:22 Can you believe I let Mindy beat the snot out of me for week... Beware Dr Gravity - Kick Ass 2 00:07 Beware Dr Gravity Are you ready to die little girl - Kick Ass 2 00:10 Are you ready to die little girl - And you'll do anything I say.
- Anything. - Kick Ass 2 00:21 - And you'll do anything I say. - Anything. And try to have fun - Kick Ass 2 00:10 And try to have fun And I'm here to end Kick Ass Not just kill him - Kick Ass 2 00:06 And I'm here to end Kick Ass Not just kill him Alright here's what we're gonna do We're gonna organize a fight There're a lot of guys online who's said they're in if we need them - Kick Ass 2 00:11 Alright here's what we're gonna do We're... You're gonna put this on. - Kick Ass 2 00:23 You're gonna put this on. You think you're the
big bad guy, huh? - Kick Ass 2 00:12 You think you're the big bad guy, huh? You think you can kill
me, with little needle? - Kick Ass 2 00:08 You think you can kill me, with little needle? - You okay?
- Wha-Yeah. No, I'm-I'm fine. - Kick Ass 2 00:32 - You okay? - Wha-Yeah. No, I'm-I'm fine. You guys came. - Kick Ass 2 00:28 You guys came. Yeah, like your head. - Kick Ass 2 00:06 Yeah, like your head. Why is he backing up? Why's
there a lawnmower on the trunk? - Kick Ass 2 00:06 Why is he backing up? Why's there a lawnmower on the tr... When Mindy left, - Kick Ass 2 00:20 When Mindy left, What's the matter, Chris?
Shit hit your shorts? - Kick Ass 2 00:22 What's the matter, Chris? Shit hit your shorts? What was that? - Kick Ass 2 00:13 What was that? What is it? - Kick Ass 2 00:08 What is it? Well, if you really wanna be
popular, consider two little words: - Kick Ass 2 00:08 Well, if you really wanna be popular, consider two little wo... We need back-up!
Eight men down! - Kick Ass 2 00:08 We need back-up! Eight men down! That's not what it's for. - Kick Ass 2 00:16 That's not what it's for. That's him! - Kick Ass 2 00:14 That's him! That all you got? - Kick Ass 2 00:15 That all you got? Thank you for that.
I needed it. - Kick Ass 2 00:20 Thank you for that. I needed it. Superheroes can't exist in
the real world for a reason. - Kick Ass 2 00:24 Superheroes can't exist in the real world for a reason. Reverse it, reverse it! - Kick Ass 2 00:07 Reverse it, reverse it! Oh, my God! - Kick Ass 2 00:16 Oh, my God! No! Please. - Kick Ass 2 00:26 No! Please. Miranda Swedlow. - Kick Ass 2 00:11 Miranda Swedlow. Mindy! - Kick Ass 2 00:06 Mindy! - Mindy? I need your help.
- Dave? - Kick Ass 2 00:20 - Mindy? I need your help. - Dave? Jesus, you're such a pussy. - Kick Ass 2 00:09 Jesus, you're such a pussy. I wanted to do good. - Kick Ass 2 00:11 I wanted to do good.

Cast

Dave Lizewski - Aaron Taylor-Johnson
Mindy Macready - Chloë Grace Moretz
Detective Marcus Williams - Morris Chestnut
Brooke - Claudia Lee
Mrs. Zane - Amy Anzel