"Kick Ass 2" quotes
Following Kick-Ass' heroics, other citizens are inspired to become masked crusaders. But Red Mist leads his own group of evil supervillains to get revenge, kill Kick-Ass and destroy everything he stands for.
Director: Jeff Wadlow
Writer: Jeff Wadlow, Mark Millar, John Romita Jr.
Production: N/A
Year: 2013
MetaScore: 41/100
ImdbRating: 6.5
BoxOffice: $28,795,985
Released: 16 Aug 2013
Awards: 1 win & 9 nominations
144 Clips
00:15 You're gonna pay for what you did to my dad
00:11 You're gonna need a bigger jar
00:16 You remember Malick Dude who volunteers at your needle...
00:23 You know, you shouldn't talk with
your mouth full. It...
00:07 - You guys love this shit like the fanboys
love Stan Lee, do...
00:13 You don't have to be a badass to be a superhero Dave
00:13 - Where are we going?
- To a party.
00:54 When Mindy left
00:19 What's the matter Chris Shit hit your shorts
00:19 What is wrong with you dude This is not a comic book...
00:39 What the hell mom Did you delete the news off the DVR
00:27 What the fuck was that I know right I'm soaked
00:13 What was that
00:14 Well I became Battle Guy after my parents were mugged and...
00:23 Watch it Watch me end your life
00:09 Very nice!
00:16 This is the Zero G device I invented
00:11 That's supervillain territory Or as I call my little...
00:07 Tell him you're on your way to fuck his mother with a...
00:21 Take the day off.
Later!
00:26 Shit Javier thank you
00:20 Oh this is perfect
00:57 Now listen to me It's okay to have a bit of fun But you...
00:15 Mindy Macready.
00:17 I've been bullied my whole life for being gay
00:08 It's still blowing my mind Kick Ass
00:08 It hurts Yeah there's a dog on your balls
00:14 I'm the whitest pimp ever That's the idea
00:18 If I ever catch you robbing again shitburger
00:08 If I was even thinking about a Kick Ass sequel I had to get...
00:39 I wanna team up like Batman and Robin
01:28 I used to hang with a lot of losers
00:26 I know what my role is in this Javier
00:33 - I guess we're the first ones here.
- This isn't ...
01:28 I am not the problem you are I wish you were dead
00:21 Hit me
00:27 - Hey, Mind, how was school?
- Super crazy.
00:21 - Hey, Mind.
- Hey, Marcus, what's up?
00:07 God Will you hurry up
00:30 - God!
- Run, Kick-Ass! Run!
00:07 Game on cocksuckers
00:06 Four attackers...
00:50 Eat a dick You're gonna eat yours if you don't...
00:17 Did you guys watch Spider Man last night
00:14 Cross my heart.
00:08 Cross my heart
00:22 Can you believe I let Mindy beat
the snot out of me for week...
00:07 Beware Dr Gravity
00:10 Are you ready to die little girl
00:21 - And you'll do anything I say.
- Anything.
00:10 And try to have fun
00:06 And I'm here to end Kick Ass Not just kill him
00:11 Alright here's what we're gonna do We're...
00:23 You're gonna put this on.
00:12 You think you're the
big bad guy, huh?
00:08 You think you can kill
me, with little needle?
00:32 - You okay?
- Wha-Yeah. No, I'm-I'm fine.
00:28 You guys came.
00:06 Yeah, like your head.
00:06 Why is he backing up? Why's
there a lawnmower on the tr...
00:20 When Mindy left,
00:22 What's the matter, Chris?
Shit hit your shorts?
00:13 What was that?
00:08 What is it?
00:08 Well, if you really wanna be
popular, consider two little wo...
00:08 We need back-up!
Eight men down!
00:16 That's not what it's for.
00:14 That's him!
00:15 That all you got?
00:20 Thank you for that.
I needed it.
00:24 Superheroes can't exist in
the real world for a reason.
00:07 Reverse it, reverse it!
00:16 Oh, my God!
00:26 No! Please.
00:11 Miranda Swedlow.
00:06 Mindy!
00:20 - Mindy? I need your help.
- Dave?
00:09 Jesus, you're such a pussy.
00:11 I wanted to do good.
Cast
Dave Lizewski - Aaron Taylor-Johnson
Mindy Macready - Chloë Grace Moretz
Detective Marcus Williams - Morris Chestnut
Brooke - Claudia Lee
Mrs. Zane - Amy Anzel