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You're gonna have to stay in there till you calm down you lunaticBarking ContinuesWonder what's bothering youI knowTonight you dieLadies firstYou will not shoot meYou are superhero You help peopleYou

Justice Forever

Kick Ass 2 • 2013

Colonel Stars and Stripes:
You have to stay in there till you calm down, you lunatic. Wonder what's bothering you.Mother Russia:I know. Tonight you die.Colonel Stars and Stripes: Ladies first.Mother Russia:You will not shoot me. You are superhero. You help people. You do not hurt them.Chris D'Amico:That's super-villain territory; or, as I like to call my little gang, The Toxic Mega-Cunts.The Tumor: Hi.Colonel Stars and Stripes: Yeah, just like your head.Genghis Carnage: Yeah!The Tumor:Ooh, that's gotta hurt.Chris D'Amico:I did my homework on you, Colonel. You used to be Sal Bertolinni, didn't you? Did a few jobs for my dad back in the day before you got born-again?Colonel Stars and Stripes: I used to hangout with a lot of losers.Chris D'Amico:Is this how you thought you would die, Sal? Dressed like an idiot?Colonel Stars and Stripes:Who are you supposed to be?Chris D'Amico:I'm the Motherfucker, and I'm here to end Kick-Ass, Not just kill him. I am going to shit on everything that he loved. Let's trash this place guys.Chris D'Amico:Miranda Swedlow. Who's that, Sal? She one of the whores on your team?Chris D'Amico:Night Bitch. All snuggled up to Kick-Ass. Looks like our boy's got a new hot pocket.Mother Russia:Want me to kill his dog?Chris D'Amico:The dog, Jesus Christ, I'm not that evil. Cut the old man's head off. You guys hungry? I'm starving. Let's go get some pizza.Mother Russia:Don't worry, I kill you first.Colonel Stars and Stripes:Justice Forever

Full Transcript

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You're gonna have to stay in there till you calm down you lunatic

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Barking Continues

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Wonder what's bothering you

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I know

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Tonight you die

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Ladies first

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You will not shoot me

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You are superhero You help people

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You do not hurt them

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That's supervillain territory

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Or as I like to call my little gang the Toxic Mega Cunts

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Hi

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Groaning

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Click

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Yeah Like your head Eisenhower Barking

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Grunts Groans

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All Laughing

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Groans

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Sharp Groan Yeah

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Laughs Oh that's gotta hurt

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Barking

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I did my homework on you Colonel

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You used to be Sal Bertolini didn't you

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Did a few jobs for my dad back in the day before you got born again

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I used to hang with a lot of losers

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Is this how you thought you'd die Sal

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Dressed like an idiot

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Barking Continues Groaning

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Laughing Who are you supposed to be

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I'm The Motherfucker

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And I'm here to end Kick Ass

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Not just kill him I am gonna shit on everything that he loves

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Groans Let's trash this place guys

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Barking Continues

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Shouting Laughing

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Miranda Swedlow

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Who's that Sal

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She one of the whores on your team

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Night Bitch All snuggled up to Kick Ass

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Looks like our boy's got a new hot pocket

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Want me to kill his dog

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The dog Jesus Christ I'm not that evil

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Cut the old man's head off

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You guys hungry I'm starvin' Come on

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Pizza Can we get pizza We're gettin' pizza

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Don't worry I'll kill you first

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Justice Forever Bones Crack

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إن ك بطل خارق إن ك تقوم بمساعدة الناس ليس إيذائهم

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إنها منطقة أشرار الخارقون أو أطلق على عصابتي الصغيرة

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ـ توكسك ميغا كونت المخنثون ـ مرحبا

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أجل إنه فارغ مثل رأسك

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مرحى

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لا بد أن هذا مؤلم

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لقد أجهزت عليك أي ها العقيد

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لقد ي عتاد أن يطلق عليك سال بيرتوليني أليس كذلك

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لقد قمت ببعض المهام لصالح والدي قبل أن تكون صالحا

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أعتدت العمل مع كثير من الفاشلين

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هل هكذا ظننت ستكون نهايتك يا سال ترتدي بدلة كالأغبياء

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ـ م ن من المفترض أن تكون أنت ـ مذر فوكر

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أنا ه نا لتخلص من كيك آس ليس فقط أقتله

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سأحطم ك ل شيء يحبه

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لندمر هذا المكان يا رفاق

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ميرندا سويدلو

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م ن هذه سال هل هي إحدى العاهرات التي في فريقك

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العقيد كيك آس نايت بيتش باتل غاي

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نايت بيتش إنها متحاضنة مع كيك آس

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يبدو أن فتانا المنشود حظى بعاهر جديدة

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هل ت ريد مني أن أقتل كلبه

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الكلب ياللهول أنا لست بذلك الرجل الشرير

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هي ا أقطعي رأس العجوز هل أنتم جائعون أنا جائع

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ـ هي ا ـ أجل بيتزا أي مكنا أن نجلب بيتزا

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سنجلب بيتزا

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لا تقلق سأقتلك في البداية

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العدالة إلى الأبد

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ع ثر على مقيم في بلدة بروكلن مقطوع الرأس ليلة أمس

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وفقا ما نشر في توتيتر ثمة رجل يدعي إنه أول شرير خارق بالعالم

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حذرتك لا لمشاهدة التلفاز إن ك معاقبة هل تتذكرين

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ماركوس أعلم إنني وعدتك

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لكن لا ي مكنني أن أكون شخص آخر عندما أرى الشر يجب علي إيقافه

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Tu va rester la dedans jusqu'à ce que tu te calmes espèce de lunatique

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Je me demande ce qui te perturbes autant

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Je sais Ce soir tu va mourir

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Les dames d'abord Tu ne me tirera pas dessus

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Tu es un superhéros Tu aides les gens Tu ne leur fais pas de mal

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C'est le territoire des supers méchants Ou comme j'aime appeler mon petit gang

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Les Mega Connards Toxiques Salut

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Ouais comme ta tête

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Ca ça doit faire mal

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J'ai fait mes recherches sur vous Colonel

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Vous vous appeliez Sal Bertolinni non

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Fait quelques petits boulots pour mon père à l'époque avant que vous ne renaissiez

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J'avais l'habitude de trainer avec une bande de losers

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C'est comme ca que t'imaginais mourir Sal Habillé comme un bouffon

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Et qui es tu supposé être Je suis le NiqueTaMère

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Et je suis ici pour en finir avec Kick Ass Pas simplement le tuer

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Détruisez tout les gars

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Miranda Swedlow

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C'est qui ça Sal C'est une des putes de ta petite équipe

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Night Bitch Tous à se blottir contre Kick Ass

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On dirait bien que notre petit garçon a reçu une nouvelle surprise

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Tu veux que je tue son chien

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Son chien Bon dieu je

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ne suis pas si cruel

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Coupes la tête du pauvre vieux Vous avez faim les gars Je suis affamé

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Venez Des pizzas on peut avoir des pizzas

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On commande des pizzas

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Ne t'inquiete pas je te tuerai en premier

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Justice Pour toujours

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Un habitant de Brooklyn a été retrouvé décapité la nuit dernière

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Du bleibst da drin bis du dich beruhigt hast du Irre

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Ich frage mich was dich aufregt

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Ich weiß es Du stirbst heute Abend

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Ladys first Du erschießt mich nicht

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Du bist ein Superheld Du hilfst Menschen Du verletzt sie nicht

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Das ist Superschurken Territorium Ich nenne meine kleine Bande

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die Toxic Mega Cunts Hi

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Ja wie dein Kopf

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Das muss wehtun

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Ich habe recherchiert Colonel

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Sie waren früher Sal Bertolini nicht wahr

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Sie haben für meinen Dad gearbeitet bevor Sie wiedergeboren wurden

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Ich hing mit vielen Losern rum

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Dachten Sie so sterben zu müssen Sal Angezogen wie ein Idiot

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Wer willst du denn sein Ich bin der Motherfucker

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Ich werde Kick Ass ausschalten Nicht nur töten

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Ich werde auf alles scheißen was er liebt

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Macht Kleinholz aus der Bude Leute

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Miranda Swedlow

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Wer ist das Sal Eine der Nutten aus deinem Team

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Night Bitch kuschelt sich an Kick Ass

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Scheinbar hat unser Junge eine neue Freundin

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Soll ich seinen Hund töten

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Den Hund Himmel so böse bin ich auch nicht

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Schneidet dem Alten den Kopf ab

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Habt ihr Hunger Ich verhungere Los Pizza holen wir eine Pizza

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Wir holen Pizza

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Keine Sorge ich töte dich vorher

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Justice For

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ever

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Ein Mann aus Brooklyn wurde gestern Abend geköpft

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Laut Twitter wurde ein Mann der der erste Superschurke der Welt sein

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Ich sagte kein Fernsehen Du hast Hausarrest oder

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Itu dia Ada pesta terjadi

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Apa masaIah mu

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Aku minta maaf

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ladi ngeseIin

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Kau ini

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Jadi uh

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Kau mau

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Sudah di biIang

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KembaIi ke mobiI

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Sekarang

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Kau maniak

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Oke

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Ayo rayakan

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Apa

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Itu kau

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Dan ini

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Mindy

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Apa yang kau pikir Ini spesiaI

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Undang k u ke pesta pertama

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Dan ini pertama kaIi

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Berita singkat kau tak spesiaI

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Kau akan begitu

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D vid

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UhJRumah aku

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Diam Ini dia

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David

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Oh Tuhan mindy SiaIan

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Apa yang kau IakukanJHanya

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Kau oke

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落ちつくまでそこに入ってろ狂っちまったか

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何が気になってるんだ

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その通りだ今夜お前は死ぬ

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ご婦人からどうぞお前は私を撃つことはない

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お前はスーパーヒーローだ人を助け人を傷つけない

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ここは超悪玉領域となったそれとも悪友を呼ぼうか

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有毒メガ性器だハイ

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目をさましな

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これは痛い

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俺はお前のことを復習してきた大佐

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名はサルバートリーニだったよな以前は親父の為に仕事をしてきた

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多くの負け犬を殺してきたよな

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お前がやった方法で死にたいだろバカみたいな服を着て

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誰がやってることなんだ俺はマザーファッカーだ

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俺はキックアス終わらせる為に来たいや奴を殺すだけじゃない

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ここをぶっ壊せ

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ミランダスウェドレー

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こいつは誰だサルお前のチームの売春婦か

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ナイトビッチキックアスに愛情を寄せている

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見た目は男冷凍サンドイッチを食べるようだ

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犬を殺してほしいか

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犬何言ってんだそれはワルじゃない

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ジジイの頭を切り落とせお前ら腹減って無いか

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さぁピザだピザを頼めるか

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ピザにしよう

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心配しないでいい私が最初にあなたを殺す

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永遠の正義を

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昨晩首を切られたブルックリンの住民が見つかりました

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No me dispararas eres un superhéroe ayudas a la gente

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no la lástimas

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Eso es territorio de supervillanos o cómo

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me gusta llamar a mi pequeña pandilla

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Las MegaPutas Tóxicas

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Hola

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Sí

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cómo tu cabeza

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Eso debe doler

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Hice mi tarea sobre usted Coronel

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Solías ser Sal Bertolinni no es así

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Hiciste algunos trabajos para mi papa

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en aquellos días antes de que volvieras a nacer

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Solía andar con un montón de perdedores

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Así es cómo pensaste que ibas a morir Sal vestido cómo un idiota

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Y quién Quién se supone que eres Soy El Hijo de la Chingada

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Y estoy aquí para terminar con Kick Ass

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No sólo lo voy a matar voy a cagarme en todo lo que él ama

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Destrocemos este lugar chicos

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Miranda Swedlow

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Quién es esa Sal Es una de las zorras de tu equipo

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Perra Nocturna muy abrazadita a Kick Ass

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Parece que nuestros muchachos tienen una nueva cagadera

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Me permites matar a su perro

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Al perro Por Dios no soy tan malo

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Córtale la cabeza al viejo Tienen hambre chicos yo estoy hambriento

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Vamos Pizza podemos comer pizza

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Vamos a comer pizza No te preocupes te mataré primero

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Justicia Por Siempre

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Un residente de Brooklyn fue encontrado decapitado anoche

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Acorde con Twitter un hombre que dice

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llamarse el primer supervillano del mundo

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Te dije que nada de Tv estas castigada recuerdas

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Marcus sé que te hice una promesa

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pero no puedo continuar siendo alguien que

Available in 7 languages

Duration

163 seconds

Views

633

Timestamp in Movie

01:01:13

Uploaded

Feb 20, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, crime

Production

Marv,Universal Pictures,dentsu

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Movie Summary

Following Kick-Ass' heroics, other citizens are inspired to become masked crusaders. But Red Mist leads his own group of evil supervillains to get revenge, kill Kick-Ass and destroy everything he stands for.

Actors

Colonel Stars And Stripes

Mother Russia

The Tumor

Genghis Carnage