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Following Kick-Ass' heroics, other citizens are inspired to become masked crusaders. But Red Mist leads his own group of evil supervillains to get revenge, kill Kick-Ass and destroy everything he stands for.

Director: Jeff Wadlow
Writer: Jeff Wadlow, Mark Millar, John Romita Jr.
Production: N/A
Genre: action, comedy, crime
Year: 2013
MetaScore: 41/100
ImdbRating: 6.5
BoxOffice: $28,795,985
Released: 16 Aug 2013
Awards: 1 win & 9 nominations

144 video clips

Dave LizewskiMindy MacreadyColonel Stars And StripesDr. GravityAlley HoodOld ManChris D'amicoUncle RalphMr. KimJavierMartyHarlowToddThe TumorKatie DeauxmaMother RussiaInsect ManGoth KidGenghis CarnageDetective Marcus WilliamsBrookeErika ChoDolceTommy's Mum
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I wanna team up like Batman and Robin - Kick Ass 2 00:35 I wanna team up like Batman and Robin What the hell Mom Did you delete the news off the DVR - Kick Ass 2 00:34 What the hell Mom Did you delete the news off the DVR I'll take care of it - Kick Ass 2 00:23 I'll take care of it Damn she had a nice pair of guns - Kick Ass 2 00:09 Damn she had a nice pair of guns All they have to do is take off their masks - Kick Ass 2 00:36 All they have to do is take off their masks Are you not scared to die - Kick Ass 2 00:35 Are you not scared to die Oh the people you hang out with No - Kick Ass 2 00:04 Oh the people you hang out with No You're gonna pay for what you did to my dad - Kick Ass 2 00:10 You're gonna pay for what you did to my dad And try to have fun otherwise what's the point - Kick Ass 2 00:09 And try to have fun otherwise what's the point This is the zero G device that I invented - Kick Ass 2 00:16 This is the zero G device that I invented Hit me - Kick Ass 2 00:19 Hit me What was that - Kick Ass 2 00:14 What was that I'm the whitest pimp ever - Kick Ass 2 00:05 I'm the whitest pimp ever What's the matter Chris Shit hit your shorts - Kick Ass 2 00:10 What's the matter Chris Shit hit your shorts You don't have to be a bad ass to be a superhero Dave - Kick Ass 2 00:10 You don't have to be a bad ass to be a superhero Dave If I ever catch you robbing again shit burger - Kick Ass 2 00:18 If I ever catch you robbing again shit burger Game on cocksuckers - Kick Ass 2 00:04 Game on cocksuckers What's wrong with you boy - Kick Ass 2 00:20 What's wrong with you boy Ow It hurts - Kick Ass 2 00:07 Ow It hurts The Toxic Mega Cunts - Kick Ass 2 00:04 The Toxic Mega Cunts It's okay to have a bit of fun - Kick Ass 2 00:39 It's okay to have a bit of fun I know what my role is in this Javier - Kick Ass 2 00:28 I know what my role is in this Javier You're not a supervillain if you don't have a plan to destroy the city - Kick Ass 2 00:08 You're not a supervillain if you don't have a plan... It's still blowing my mind Kick Ass - Kick Ass 2 00:07 It's still blowing my mind Kick Ass Maybe she's a dyke - Kick Ass 2 00:05 Maybe she's a dyke Who the hell are you - Kick Ass 2 00:06 Who the hell are you Javier thank you - Kick Ass 2 00:26 Javier thank you What is wrong with you dude This is not a comic book it's real life - Kick Ass 2 00:19 What is wrong with you dude This is not a comic book... I've been bullied my whole life for being gay - Kick Ass 2 00:17 I've been bullied my whole life for being gay You guys watch Spider Man last night - Kick Ass 2 00:12 You guys watch Spider Man last night If was even thinking about a Kick Ass sequel - Kick Ass 2 00:11 If was even thinking about a Kick Ass sequel You're gonna eat yours if you don't start talking - Kick Ass 2 00:37 You're gonna eat yours if you don't start talking Anybody else wanna be a supervillain - Kick Ass 2 00:07 Anybody else wanna be a supervillain That's when I finally understood where my life was going - Kick Ass 2 00:37 That's when I finally understood where my life was... Dude who volunteers at your needle exchange - Kick Ass 2 00:15 Dude who volunteers at your needle exchange Are you ready to die little girl - Kick Ass 2 00:10 Are you ready to die little girl Ow watch it Watch me end your life - Kick Ass 2 00:22 Ow watch it Watch me end your life Hi Detective Williams This must be Mindy - Kick Ass 2 00:12 Hi Detective Williams This must be Mindy Well I became Battle Guy - Kick Ass 2 00:14 Well I became Battle Guy Beware Dr Gravity - Kick Ass 2 00:04 Beware Dr Gravity No people want to win the lottery - Kick Ass 2 00:23 No people want to win the lottery That note that your father gave you - Kick Ass 2 00:35 That note that your father gave you Fifteen gets you 20 pervert - Kick Ass 2 00:05 Fifteen gets you 20 pervert Oh this is perfect - Kick Ass 2 00:19 Oh this is perfect What the fuck was that - Kick Ass 2 00:28 What the fuck was that There are a lot of guys online who said they're in if we need them - Kick Ass 2 00:10 There are a lot of guys online who said they're in if... And I'm here to end Kick Ass Not just kill him - Kick Ass 2 00:06 And I'm here to end Kick Ass Not just kill him Tell him you're on your way to fuck his mother with a 12 inch strap on - Kick Ass 2 00:07 Tell him you're on your way to fuck his mother with a... Please Don't go - Kick Ass 2 00:23 Please Don't go You're gonna need a bigger jar - Kick Ass 2 00:10 You're gonna need a bigger jar You gotta quit with the racist stereotypes Chris - Kick Ass 2 00:06 You gotta quit with the racist stereotypes Chris Are you okay? - Kick Ass 2 00:12 Are you okay? Are you ready to die, little girl? - Kick Ass 2 00:10 Are you ready to die, little girl? - Can I help you? - The Motherfucker wants us to take a picture with you. - Kick Ass 2 00:23 - Can I help you? - The Motherfucker wants us to take a pict... Come on! - Kick Ass 2 00:14 Come on! Dad? - Kick Ass 2 00:26 Dad? Dave! I'm so sorry. - Kick Ass 2 00:13 Dave! I'm so sorry. Dave, I'm so sorry. - Kick Ass 2 00:23 Dave, I'm so sorry. Dave? - Kick Ass 2 00:28 Dave? Fifty thousand. She's worth it! - Kick Ass 2 00:07 Fifty thousand. She's worth it! Game on, cocksuckers. - Kick Ass 2 00:11 Game on, cocksuckers. Hold him down! I want to see what his guts look like. - Kick Ass 2 00:18 Hold him down! I want to see what his guts look like. Hello? - Kick Ass 2 00:14 Hello? - I think I got her. - Go check! - Kick Ass 2 00:06 - I think I got her. - Go check! I wanted to do good. - Kick Ass 2 00:11 I wanted to do good. Jesus, you're such a pussy. - Kick Ass 2 00:09 Jesus, you're such a pussy. - Mindy? I need your help. - Dave? - Kick Ass 2 00:20 - Mindy? I need your help. - Dave? Mindy! - Kick Ass 2 00:06 Mindy! Miranda Swedlow. - Kick Ass 2 00:11 Miranda Swedlow. No! Please. - Kick Ass 2 00:26 No! Please. Oh, my God! - Kick Ass 2 00:16 Oh, my God! Reverse it, reverse it! - Kick Ass 2 00:07 Reverse it, reverse it! Superheroes can't exist in the real world for a reason. - Kick Ass 2 00:24 Superheroes can't exist in the real world for a reason. Thank you for that. I needed it. - Kick Ass 2 00:20 Thank you for that. I needed it. That all you got? - Kick Ass 2 00:15 That all you got? That's him! - Kick Ass 2 00:14 That's him! That's not what it's for. - Kick Ass 2 00:16 That's not what it's for. We need back-up! Eight men down! - Kick Ass 2 00:08 We need back-up! Eight men down! Well, if you really wanna be popular, consider two little words: - Kick Ass 2 00:08 Well, if you really wanna be popular, consider two little wo... What is it? - Kick Ass 2 00:08 What is it? What was that? - Kick Ass 2 00:13 What was that? What's the matter, Chris? Shit hit your shorts? - Kick Ass 2 00:22 What's the matter, Chris? Shit hit your shorts? When Mindy left, - Kick Ass 2 00:20 When Mindy left, Why is he backing up? Why's there a lawnmower on the trunk? - Kick Ass 2 00:06 Why is he backing up? Why's there a lawnmower on the tr... Yeah, like your head. - Kick Ass 2 00:06 Yeah, like your head. You guys came. - Kick Ass 2 00:28 You guys came. - You okay? - Wha-Yeah. No, I'm-I'm fine. - Kick Ass 2 00:32 - You okay? - Wha-Yeah. No, I'm-I'm fine. You think you can kill me, with little needle? - Kick Ass 2 00:08 You think you can kill me, with little needle? You think you're the big bad guy, huh? - Kick Ass 2 00:12 You think you're the big bad guy, huh?
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Cast

Dave Lizewski - Aaron Taylor-Johnson
Mindy Macready - Chloë Grace Moretz
Detective Marcus Williams - Morris Chestnut
Brooke - Claudia Lee
Mrs. Zane - Amy Anzel
Marty - Clark Duke
Todd - Augustus Prew
News Reporter - Mary Kitchen
Dr. Gravity - Donald Faison
Mr. Radical - Matt Steinberg
Tommy's Dad - Steven Mackintosh
Tommy's Mum - Monica Dolan
Mr. Lizewski - Garrett M. Brown
Katie Deauxma - Lyndsy Fonseca
Chris D'Amico - Christopher Mintz-Plasse
Mrs. D'Amico - Yancy Butler
Javier - John Leguizamo
Alley Hood - Tom Benedict Knight
Erika Cho - Sophie Wu
Guido #1 - Paul Raposo
Guido #2 - David Vena
Store Clerk - Chris Chan
Old Man - Trevor Allan Davies
Colonel Stars and Stripes - Jim Carrey
Insect Man - Robert Emms
Night Bitch - Lindy Booth
Eisenhower - Cinna
Dolce - Ella Purnell
Harlow - Tanya Fear
Goth Kid - Charlie Clapham
Chuck Liddell - Chuck Liddell
Black Death - Daniel Kaluuya
Coach Podell - Trenyce
Simon - Wesley Morgan
Chinese Bouncer - King Lau
Mr. Kim - Benedict Wong
Chinese Hooker - Chantelle Chung
The Tumor - Andy Nyman
Genghis Carnage - Tom Wu
Mother Russia - Olga Kurkulina
Lois - Angelica Jopling
Lou - Enzo Cilenti
Tony - Dimitri Vantis
Uncle Ralph - Iain Glen
News Reader - Eben Young
Mother Russia Cop - John Bregar
Mother Russia Cop - Christopher Cordell
Mother Russia Cop - Mike Chute
Mother Russia Cop - Shane Daly
Mother Russia Cop - Kevan Kase
Mother Russia Cop - Martin Roach
Detective - John Schwab
Chief of Police - Todd Boyce
Onlooker - Jesse Camacho
Eyal - Stewart Scudamore
Convict #2 - Rob Archer
Goggles - Jamie Andrew Cutler
Funeral Cop - Adam Bond
Arresting Officer #72 - Daniel Aiken
BloodSpike - Sia Alipour
Sleazy Japanese Businessman - Bhanu Alley
Officer Barnhart - Lee Asquith-Coe
Guido - Serje Basi
Cop #3 - Richard Bradshaw
Apocalypse Meow - Samantha Coughlan
Pimp Daddy - Ellis Crewe-Candy
Passerby - Leigh Dent
Red Fang - Katrina Durden
Mean Girl - Sophie Ellis
Cop #1 - James Embree
Epilogue Nurse - Cynthia Garbutt
Homeless Man in Soup Kitchen - David Golt
Arresting Officer #2 - Howard Green
Firefox - Jenny Jacoya
SWAT Commander Lee Renolds - Ethan J. Knight
Police Lieutenant S.W.A.T. Team - Liam Logan
NYPD Cop Sergeant Ellis - Matthew David McCarthy
New York Cop - Vander McLeod
TMC - Allistair McNab
Jock Girlfriend - Katherine Moran
NYPD - Stuart Mulcaster
Rocket Man - John E O'Grady
Moon Bird - Amanda Piery
Skinny - Alexis Rodney
Hot Nerd Girl - Bailey Ryan
NYPD Cop In Ally - Shane Salter
Blast Hammer - Parker Sawyers
Thunderwasp - Linus Scheithauer
Bad Ass Warrior - Tom Swacha
Justice Forever - Leon Symnz
Seamen - Caroline Thielemann
Extra - Dakota Thompson
Chinese Gang Member - Winson Ting
Cop #2 - Arran Topham
Homeless Boy - Baxter Westby
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