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You guys watch Spider Man last nightIs it weird that Aunt May gets me kinda hard Not if you're a granny slammer
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Kick Ass 2

Not if you're a granny-slammer

Todd:
You guys watch Spider-Man last night? Is it weird if Aunt May gets you kind of hard?Marty:Not if you're a granny-slammer

Full Transcript

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You guys watch Spider Man last night
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Is it weird that Aunt May gets me kinda hard Not if you're a granny slammer
Available in 7 languages
Duration
8 seconds
Views
402
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:54
Uploaded
Feb 20, 2026
Genres
action, comedy, crime
Production
Marv,Universal Pictures,dentsu

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Movie Summary

Following Kick-Ass' heroics, other citizens are inspired to become masked crusaders. But Red Mist leads his own group of evil supervillains to get revenge, kill Kick-Ass and destroy everything he stands for.

Actors

Augustus Prew
Todd
Augustus Prew
Clark Duke
Marty
Clark Duke
Chloë Grace Moretz
Mindy Macready
Chloë Grace Moretz
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And you'll do anything I say?
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Oh, goddamn.
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I hate you!
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Don't touch that.
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Hey, Min, how was school?
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Javier Damn she had a nice pair of gunsDude she's dead...
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I'll take care of it
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Hey. So, you ready for your first field test? What am I...
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I am the whitest pimp ever.
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Mindy Tell him you're on your way to fuck his mother...
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Can you believe I let Mindy beat the snot out of me for...
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If I ever catch you robbing again, shit-burger, I'm...
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- - Pants on fire.
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- Hey, Mind. - Hey, Marcus, what's up?
Let me take your temperature first. - Kick Ass 2 00:11
Let me take your temperature first.