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Hands in the air, spring roll

Hands in the air,spring roll. Empty the register,and don't do anything stupid.Come on!...

Kick Ass 2 • 2013

Hands in the air,spring roll. Empty the register,and don't do anything stupid.Come on! Hey, where are yoursecurity cameras?We don't have them. Seriously?Too expensive. What the fuck?How is this gonna go viral?You want to be filmed? Shut up and get on the ground!And you'd better tell peopleThe Motherfucker was here! - - What's wrong with you,boy? Get on the floor too, Gandalf,or I will bust a capin your ass. You're gonna bust your own facewhen that gun kicksif you don't hold it properly. Just get on the ground!

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Hands in the air spring roll

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Empty the register and don't do anything stupid Come on

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Hey where are your security cameras We don't have them

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Seriously Too expensive

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What the fuck How is this gonna go viral You want to be filmed

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Shut up and get on the ground And you'd better tell people The Motherfucker was here

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Bell Jingles What's wrong with you boy

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Get on the floor too Gandalf or I will bust a cap in your ass

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You're gonna bust your own face when that gun kicks if you don't hold it properly

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Just get on the ground

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هي ا أين واضع كاميرات الم راقبة

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ـ ليس لدينا لأنها باهظة الثمن ـ حقا

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ـ تبا كيف سينتشر هذا المشهد ـ أت ريد تصويرك

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أخرس و أنزل إلى الأرض

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ي ستحسن لك أن تخبر الناس أن مذرفوكر كان ه نا

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ما خطبك يا فتى

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أنزل إلى الأرض أي ها العجوز و إلا أطلقت النار عليك

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ستفجر وجهك إذا لم تحمل هذا السلاح بطريقة م ناسبة

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أنزل إلى الأرض و حسب

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يا إلهي هلا تسرع

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لقد أخبرتك

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Mains en l'air rouleau de printemps Vide la caisse et fais rien de stupide

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Allez Eh elles sont où tes caméras de sécurité

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On en a pas Trop cher Sérieusement C'est quoi ce bordel

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Comment ça va se savoir Vous vouliez être filmé

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Ferme la et fous toi au sol

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Et tu ferais mieux de dire aux gens que c'est le NiqueTaMère qui est passé

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C'est quoi le souci avec toi mon garçon

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Au sol toi aussi Gandalf ou je t'envoie une balle dans le cul

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Tu vas t'exploser ta propre tronche quand

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ton flingue va tirer si tu ne le tiens pas correctement

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Putain mets toi juste sur le sol

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Komm schon Wo sind deine Überwachungskameras

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Wir haben keine Zu teuer Ernsthaft

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Und wie soll das auf YouTube kommen Sie wollen das

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Klappe halten und auf den Boden

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Erzähl bloß allen dass der Motherfucker hier war

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Was ist los mit dir Junge

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Auch auf den Boden Gandalf oder du kriegst eine Kugel ab

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Du kriegst selbst eine ab wenn du die Waffe nicht richtig hältst

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Leg dich endlich hin

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Verdammt mach schon

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Hab ich doch gesagt

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手を上げろ頭を空っぽにしろバカなまねはするな

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さぁおい防犯カメラはどこだ

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そんなもの無い高いからなマジかなんだそれ

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どうしたらネットに広まるアンタ撮影されたいのか

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黙れ地面に伏せろ

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人々に伝えるがよいマザーファッカーはここにいたと

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どうかしたのか君

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床に伏せろガンダルフさもないとケツにヘロインを打つ

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銃はしっかり持たないと反動で自分の顔にあたるぞ

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地面に伏せろ

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Vamos Oye dónde están sus cámaras de seguridad

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No tenemos En serio

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Demasiado caras

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Qué demonios Cómo se volverá viral

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Quieres que te filmen Cállate y tírate al suelo

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Y mejor les dices a todos que El Hijo de la Chingada estuvo aquí

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Qué te pasa muchacho

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Al piso tú también Gandalf antes de que te impulse una en el trasero

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Te impulsarás tu propia cara con esa arma chico

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divertido si no la sostienes apropiadamente

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Sólo tírate al suelo

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Dios Te vas apurar

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Te lo dije

Available in 6 languages

Duration

32 seconds

Views

48

Timestamp in Movie

00:21:50

Uploaded

Feb 20, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, crime

Production

Marv,Universal Pictures,dentsu

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Movie Summary

Following Kick-Ass' heroics, other citizens are inspired to become masked crusaders. But Red Mist leads his own group of evil supervillains to get revenge, kill Kick-Ass and destroy everything he stands for.