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I am the whitest pimp ever

I am the whitest pimp ever. That's the idea. Take your next right.Comes out on Flatbush....

Kick Ass 2 • 2013

I am the whitest pimp ever. That's the idea. Take your next right.Comes out on Flatbush. You sure I should bedoing this without my gear?That's the point. Kick-Ass isn't the costume.Kick-Ass is who you really are.Dave Lizewski is the mask. Well, my mask is about toget its teeth kicked in. Hey, queer bait. Where you goin'with those bags, man? Tell him you'reon your way to fuck his motherwith a 12-inch strap-on. I'm just taking a walk. - That really isn't what I do.I usually just call the cops.- Who are you talking to, man? Uh, I-- I'm just on a call. You know, uh,service around here...sucks, man. Now give me the bags,faggot, before I make yousuck my fat cock, huh? Come on. Okay. Okay

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I am the whitest pimp ever

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Mindy On Earpiece That's the idea

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Take your next right Comes out on Flatbush

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You sure I should be doing this without my gear That's the point

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Kick Ass isn't the costume Kick Ass is who you really are Dave Lizewski is the mask

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Well my mask is about to get its teeth kicked in

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Hey queer bait

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Where you goin' with those bags man

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Mindy Tell him you're on your way to fuck his mother with a 12 inch strap on

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I'm just taking a walk

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That really isn't what I do I usually just call the cops Who are you talking to man

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Uh I I'm just on a call

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You know uh service around here sucks man

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Now give me the bags faggot

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before I make you suck my fat cock huh

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Come on

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Okay Okay

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Grunting Yelling

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ديف لزوسكي هو القناع

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حسنا على وشك أن تتحطم أسنان قناعي

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أنت أي ها الشاذ إلى أين ذاهب بكل هذه الأكياس

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إخبره بإن ك في طريقك لمضاجعة إمه بإستخدام القضيب الأصطناعي

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أنا أتمشى و حسب

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إنه ليس كما أقوم به بالعادة أنا دوما أتصل برجال الشرطة

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مع م ن تتحدث يا صاح

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إني أحاول الإتصال و حسب ألا توجد تغطية في هذا المكان

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هذا سيء يا رجل أعطني الأكياس أي ها الم خنث

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قبل أن أجعلك ت داعب قضيبي

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هي ا

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Je suis le mac le plus blanc qui ait jamais existé

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C'est ça l'idée

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Prends la prochaine à droite et sort à Flatbush

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T'es sûre que je devrais faire ça sans porter mes protections

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C'est là où je veux en venir Kick Ass n'est pas un costume

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Kick Ass est celui que tu es vraiment

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Dave Lizewski est le masque

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Eh bien mon masque va se faire exploser les dents

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Eh la salope travestie Qu'est ce que tu fout dans ces sacs mec

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Dis lui que tu es en chemin pour niquer sa mère avec un godemiché Tobin

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Je me promène juste

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C'est vraiment pas ça que je fais d'habitude

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Normalement j'appelle juste les flics

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A qui tu parles mec

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J'essaye juste d'appeler quelqu'un Il n'y a pas de magasin par ici

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Ca craint mec donne moi tes fringues tafiole

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Avant que je ne te fasse sucer ma grosse queue hein

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Allez

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Ich telefoniere Es war

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Hier gibt's keinen Handyempfang

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Jetzt gib mir die Tüten Schwuchtel bevor ich dich blasen lasse

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Komm schon

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Ok ok

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Kaum zu glauben dass ich mich wochenlang von Mindy verprügeln ließ

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nur um mir wieder in den Arsch treten zu lassen

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So viel zum Thema Team

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Bereit zu sterben Du Schwuchtel

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Kau ini Ini terlalu hati2 oke Ya

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Kenapa

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IeIas yang simpan itu

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Oh

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Hei Jadi kau siap

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Lakukan ini harusnya

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Aku yang terputih Bagus

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Tuhan berkati Apa kau dukung

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僕は最高の白人の売春斡旋屋だいいわ

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次右よ通りに出て僕が道具なしでこれをやるべきなの

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キックアスはコスチュームじゃない本当のあなたが誰であるかよ

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デイブリゼウスキがマスクよ

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さて私のマスクはひどい目に遭うのか

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ヘイ女っぽい少年バッグと一緒にどこに行く

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トービン式ブースターで娼婦に会いに行くと彼に話して

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散歩をしているだけよ

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どうしたらいい普通は警察を呼ぶけど

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誰と話してるんだ兄ちゃん

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電話ををしてるの通話区画はここまでなの

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がっかりさせるな兄ちゃんカバンをよこせオカマ野郎

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お前に太いコックをぶち込む前にな

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さぁ

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Estás segura que debería hacerlo sin mi disfraz

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Ese es el punto Kick Ass no es el

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disfraz Kick Ass es quien realmente eres

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Dave Lizewski es la máscara

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Bueno mi máscara está por ser golpeada hasta la muerte

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Oye rarito

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A dónde vas con esas bolsas hombre

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Dile que vas de camino a echarte a su

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madre con un consolador de 12 pulgadas

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Sólo estoy tomando una caminata

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Por favor pero qué hago yo solía simplemente llamar a la Policía

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Con quién estás hablando hombre

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Yo Sólo estaba empezando mí llamada

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Sabes que El servicio aquí apesta Dame las bolsas maricón

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para hacerte mamar mi verga malvada eh

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Vamos

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Está bien Está bien

Available in 7 languages

Duration

55 seconds

Views

51

Timestamp in Movie

00:11:00

Uploaded

Feb 20, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, crime

Production

Marv,Universal Pictures,dentsu

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Movie Summary

Following Kick-Ass' heroics, other citizens are inspired to become masked crusaders. But Red Mist leads his own group of evil supervillains to get revenge, kill Kick-Ass and destroy everything he stands for.