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Oh, goddamn

Oh, goddamn. Mindy beat me like morning woodevery day for three weeks. Come on. Guard...

Kick Ass 2 • 2013

Oh, goddamn. Mindy beat me like morning woodevery day for three weeks. Come on. Guard up.That's right. Guard up! Even withmy damaged nerve endings,it hurt like hell. But in a weird way,I kinda liked it. Gave mea sense of purpose. What happenedto your face?Nothing. - Like we were drivingtoward something.- Oh! Damn! Oh! Oh, that's amazing! The other peopleputting on masks werejust playing superhero. We were trainingto really do it. I couldn't tellmy girlfriend, Katie,or Marty and Todd, but I didn't care. We were havingtoo much fun. Left, right, left!

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Groaning Oh goddamn

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Dave Narrating Mindy beat me like morning wood every day for three weeks

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Come on Guard up That's right Guard up

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Grunting

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Even with my damaged nerve endings it hurt like hell

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But in a weird way I kinda liked it

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Gave me a sense of purpose

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What happened to your face Nothing

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Like we were driving toward something Oh Damn

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Oh Oh that's amazing

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The other people putting on masks were just playing superhero

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We were training to really do it

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I couldn't tell my girlfriend Katie or Marty and Todd

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but I didn't care

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We were having too much fun

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Left right left

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كأننا ك نا ذاهبان لغرض شيء ما

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هذا رائع

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الآخرون كانوا يرتدون الأقنعة م جرد للعلب دور الأبطال الخارقون

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ك نا حقا نتدرب لوصول هذا الشيء

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لم أتمكن من إخبار خليلتي كايتي و صديقاي مارتي و تود بالأمر

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لكنني لم أكترث لهذا الأمر لأننا نحظى بكثير من المرح

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إلى اليسار يمين إلى اليسار

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أجل

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أصبحنا فريق أبطال خارقون معا

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هذا سيكون عملا بطولي

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ما خطبك يا أمي هل مسحت الأخبار من جهاز التسجيل

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ـ أجل فعلتها يا كريستوفر ـ لقد كان به أحد مشاهد كيك آس

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يا إلهي كريستوفر عليك التوقف عن الهوس بهذا البطل الخارق

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Oh mon Dieu

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Mindy me frappait comme du bois humide tous les jours pendant trois semaines

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Allez relève ta garde Gauche droite

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Lève ta garde

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Même avec mes nerfs complètement rétablis cf

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Kick Ass 1 ca faisait un mal de chien

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D'une façon assez bizarre ça me plaisait pas mal

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Ca me donnait un certain sens

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Qu'est ce qui est arrivé à ton visage Rien

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Comme si on se dirigeait vers quelque chose

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C'est incroyable

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Toutes les autres personnes qui portaient des

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masques ne faisaient que jouer aux super héros

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Nous nous entrainions pour en être des vrais

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Je ne pouvais rien dire à ma petite amie Katie ou à Marty et Todd

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Mais je m'en fichais On s'amusait bien trop

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Gauche droite gauche

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Unser eigenes Superheldenteam

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Es würde toll werden

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Unterdessen

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Was zum Teufel Mom Hast du die Nachrichten gelöscht

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Ja Ja habe ich Christopher

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Das waren die über Kick Ass

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Christopher lass die Besessenheit von diesem Superhelden ziehen

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Er ist kein Superheld Mom er ist ein Mörder

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Er ermordete Dad mit einer Bazooka zum Teufel

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Dein Vater starb bei einem Brand Einem Brand Was hast du für ein Problem

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Dich Du bist mein Problem

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Ich will dich wie einen normalen Jungen großziehen

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Darum sind wir nach dem Unfall nach Long Island gezogen

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Eine Bazooka ist kein Unfall du verrückte Schlampe

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Aku jaga diri mu

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Dan kau Iakukan apapun seperti yang di biIang APapun

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Kau 50 tahun

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Apa2an Aku bisa hajar mu

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Oh Tuhan

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riap hari tiga minggu Apa

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Ayo

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Itu benar sakit

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まいった

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僕が毎日朝立ちするようにミンディは僕を打つもう3週間だ

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さあガードして左右

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ガードして

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感じるはずのない神経の端まで死ぬほど痛い

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変な意味じゃないが好きみたいそれは僕に目的意識を与えた

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顔をどうしたんだ何でもない

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僕たちは憑りつかれたように打ち込んだ

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凄いぞ

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マスクをつけた他の連中はスーパーヒーローとして遊んでいた

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僕たちは本物のトレーニングをした

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僕の彼女ケイティには言えなかったマーティとトッドにも

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しかし気にすることはないとても楽しんでいる

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左右左

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En una extraña forma cómo que me gusto Me dio sentido y un propósito

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Qué te paso en la cara Nada

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Como si estuviéramos camino a algo

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Sí

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Esto es increíble

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Toda la otra gente que se pone máscaras sólo juega al superhéroe

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Nosotros nos entrenamos para realmente serlo

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No podía decirle a mi novia Katie o a Marty y Todd

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pero no me importaba Nos estábamos divirtiendo mucho

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Izquierda derecha izquierda

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Sí

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Nuestro propio equipo de superhéroes

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Va a estar de huevos

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Qué demonios mamá Borraste las noticias del DVR

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Sí Sí las borre Christopher Ese tenía las de Kick Ass

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Duration

50 seconds

Views

31

Timestamp in Movie

00:04:58

Uploaded

Feb 20, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, crime

Production

Marv,Universal Pictures,dentsu

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Movie Summary

Following Kick-Ass' heroics, other citizens are inspired to become masked crusaders. But Red Mist leads his own group of evil supervillains to get revenge, kill Kick-Ass and destroy everything he stands for.