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Yes! Our own superhero team. It was gonna be balls. What the hell, Mom? Did you delete the news off

Yes! Our own superhero team. It wasgonna be balls. What the hell, Mom? Did you delete the...

Kick Ass 2 • 2013

Yes! Our own superhero team. It wasgonna be balls. What the hell, Mom? Did you delete the newsoff the D.V.R.?Yes. Yes, I did, Christopher.That was the onewith Kick-Ass! Oh! Christopher,you've gotta stop obsessingover the superhero! He is not a superhero, Mom.He's a murderer. He blew up Dadwith A bazooka,for fuck's sake! Your father diedin a fire. A fire?What is your problem? You!You are my problem! I am trying to raise youto be a-- a normal boy. That's why we movedto Long Island afteryour father's accident. A bazookais not an accident, you delusionalbitch. This conversationis over. Great.Then I'm leaving. Come on, Javier.Be cool. Sorry, Chris,but your mom pays menot to be cool

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Yes

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Our own superhero team Laughs

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It was gonna be balls Laughing

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What the hell Mom

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Did you delete the news off the D V R Yes

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Yes I did Christopher That was the one with Kick Ass

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Oh Christopher you've gotta stop obsessing over the superhero

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He is not a superhero Mom He's a murderer

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He blew up Dad with a bazooka for fuck's sake

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Your father died in a fire

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A fire What is your problem

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You You are my problem

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I am trying to raise you to be a a normal boy

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That's why we moved to Long Island after your father's accident

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A bazooka is not an accident

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you delusional bitch

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This conversation is over

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Great Then I'm leaving

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Come on Javier Be cool

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Sorry Chris but your mom pays me not to be cool

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إنه ليس بطل خارق يا أمي بل إنه شخص قاتل

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لقد فجر رأس والدي بسلاح بازوكا بحق السماء

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ـ لقد مات والدك بحريق ـ بحريق ما م شكلتك

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أنت أنت م شكلتي

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أنا أحاول أن أربي ك لتكون فتى عادي

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لهذا إنتقلنا إلى بلدة لونغ آيلاند بعد حادث والدك

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الموت بـ بازوكا ليس حادثا أي تها الم ختلة

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ـ هذا النقاش قد إنتهى ـ رائع أنا راحل

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بحقك خافير ك ن متعاونا

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آسف كريس لكن أمك تقاضيني أجورا كي لا أكون متعاونا

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أنا أكرهك إن ك تحبسيني في المنزل كأني سجين

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لقد رميت زيي الخاص ريد ميست يا إلهي

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أنا لست الم شكلة بل أنت كذلك أتمنى أن كنت ميتة

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Notre propre équipe de super héros

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Ca va claquer du feu de Dieu

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C'est quoi ce bordel maman Tu as supprimé les articles de presse du DVR

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Oui oui je l'ai fait Christoper C'était sur Kick Ass

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Christopher tu dois arrêter cette obsession pour ce soi disant super héros

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Il n'est pas un super héros maman C'est un meurtrier

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Il a fait exploser Papa avec un bazooka putain de merde

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Ton père est mort dans un incendie

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Un incendie C'est quoi ton problème

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C'est toi Tu es mon problème

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J'essaye de faire de toi un garçon normal

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C'est pour ca qu'on a déménagé de Long Island après l'accident de ton père

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Un bazooka n'est pas un accident connasse délirante

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Cette conversation est terminée Très bien alors je me casse

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Allez Javier fais pas chier

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Désolé Chris mais ta mère me paye pour ne pas être cool

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Eine Bazooka ist kein Unfall du verrückte Schlampe

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Diese Unterhaltung ist vorbei Toll Dann bin ich jetzt weg

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Komm Javier bleib locker

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Deine Mutter bezahlt mich dafür nicht locker zu sein

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Ich hasse dich Du hältst mich wie einen Gefangenen

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Du hast das Red Mist Kostüm weggeworfen Gott Ich bin nicht das Problem Sondern du

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Ich wünschte du wärst tot

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Mommy

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Nicht anfassen Tut mir leid Was ist das

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Der letzte Ausweg Wenn alles schiefgeht und dir der Tod droht

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Hast du keine Angst vorm Sterben

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Hast du Angst davor erwachsen zu werden

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Aku suka ini

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Ya itu sempurna

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tak ada Siapa yang mengemudi ke sana

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Oh bung Bersama Mereka main sesuatu

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Kita Iatih untuk Iakukan itu

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Aku tak tahu pacar ku katie atau apa aku tak perduIi

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Kita ada banyak kesenangan

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Pahlawan super

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Dia ada nyali

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Apa2an ibu kau di sini Iama Ya

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Ya memang christoper Itu orang nya Christoper

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Kau harus hentikan Uh

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Dia bukan pahlawan super ibu dia pembunuh

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僕たちだけのスーパーヒーローチームだ

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勇気がわいてきたぞ

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何したんだよママ何でDVRからニュースを削除したの

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そうよクリストファーそれはキックアスと僕の

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クリストファーもうやめてあのスーパーヒーローにこだわるのは

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奴はスーパーヒーローじゃないママ奴は殺人者だ

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奴はバズーカでパパを爆破した冗談じゃないよ

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パパは火事で死んだのよ

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火事一体何なんだよ

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あなたには悩まされるわ

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私はあなたを普通の男の子のように育てたいの

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だからパパの事故の後ロングアイランドへ引っ越したのよ

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バズーカ砲は事故じゃないんだ思い違いもいい加減にしてくれ

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話は終わりよすばらしいもう行くよ

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何だハビエル落ち着け

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すまないクリスしかしママは冷静じゃないと払ってくれない

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Christopher tienes que dejar esta obsesión con ese superhéroe

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Él no es un superhéroe mamá Es un asesino

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Voló a papá con una bazuca por amor de Dios

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Tu padre murió en un incendio

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Un incendio Cuál es tu problema

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Tú Tú eres mi problema

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Estoy tratando de criarte para que seas un niño normal

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Por eso es que nos mudamos a Long Island

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después del accidente de tu padre

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Una bazuca no es un accidente perra alucinada

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Esta conversación ha terminado Grandioso entonces me voy

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Vamos Javier se buena onda

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Lo siento Chris pero tu mamá me paga para no ser buena onda

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Te odio Me das clases en casa cómo Como si fuera un prisionero

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Tiraste mi disfraz de Bruma Roja Dios

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Yo no soy el problema eres tú De se a ría es tu vie ras muerta

Available in 7 languages

Duration

61 seconds

Views

626

Timestamp in Movie

00:05:49

Uploaded

Feb 20, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, crime

Production

Marv,Universal Pictures,dentsu

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Movie Summary

Following Kick-Ass' heroics, other citizens are inspired to become masked crusaders. But Red Mist leads his own group of evil supervillains to get revenge, kill Kick-Ass and destroy everything he stands for.

Actors

Chris D'amico

Christopher Mintz-Plasse