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You're gonna eat yours if you don't start talkingGo ahead and shoot me you little bitchThere's nothing you can do that'd make me talk GroansH Hold onI can't do this right now It's my dad's funeralDave

Seriously?

Kick Ass 2 • 2013

The Tumor:
Eat a dick!Mindy Macready:You're going to eat yours if you don't start talking.The Tumor:Go ahead and shoot me, you little bitch. There's nothing you can do to make me talk.Dave Lizewski:Hold on. I can't do this right now. It's my dad's funeral.Mindy Macready:Dave, your father loved you... just like my daddy loved me, And I know it hurts but maybe... maybe that's the real meaning of being a superhero. It's taking that pain and turning it into something good. Something right. Remember what you told me? This is your life. You've got to live it. Now help me find some pliers. I'm going to make this guy eat his own dick.The Tumor:Seriously?

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You're gonna eat yours if you don't start talking

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Go ahead and shoot me you little bitch

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There's nothing you can do that'd make me talk Groans

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H Hold on

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I can't do this right now It's my dad's funeral

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Dave your father loved you

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just like my daddy loved me

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And I know it hurts but maybe

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maybe that's the real meaning of being a superhero

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is taking that pain and turning it into something good

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Something right

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Remember what you told me

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This is your life You've gotta live it

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Now help me find some pliers I'm gonna make this guy eat his own dick

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Seriously

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توقف جانبا أي ها الوجه النتن

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نعرف أن كريس دميكو ذو المقنع مذر فوكر أين يختبئ

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تبا لك

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سأمزقك إن لم تبدا بالحديث الآن

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هي ا أطلقي النار علي أي تها العاهرة

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ليس ه ناك شيء ي مكنك فعله ليجبرني على الكلام

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مهلا لا ي مكنني فعل هذا الآن علي أحترام جنازة والدي

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ديف لقد كان والدك ي حبك

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Tu vas bouffer la tienne si tu commences pas à parler

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Vas y tire moi dessus espèce de petite connasse

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Il n'y a rien que tu puisses faire qui me fera parlé

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Attends Je peux pas faire ça maintenant C'est l'enterrement de mon père

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Dave ton père t'aimait

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Tout comme mon père m'aimait Et je sais que ça blesse

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Mais peut être peut être que c'est ca le vrai sens d'être un super héros

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C'est de prendre ta douleur et d'en faire quelque chose de bon

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Quelque chose de bien

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Tu te souviens ce que tu m'avais dit

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C'est ta vie Tu dois la vivre

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Maintenant aide moi à trouver des pinces Je

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vais faire bouffer sa propre bite à ce mec

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Sérieusement

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Rechts ran Sackhaarschnäuzer

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Chris D'Amico ist der Motherfucker Wo versteckt er sich

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Lutsch meinen Schwanz

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Du wirst ihn lutschen wenn du nicht redest

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Dann erschieß mich doch du kleine Schlampe

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Du wirst mich nicht zum Reden bringen

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Warte Ich kann das jetzt nicht Es ist die Beerdigung meines Vaters

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俺のナニをしゃぶれ話をしないなら痛い目に合うわよ

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俺を撃ってみろびびってんじゃねぇよ

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お前ができることは何もない俺が話をしてやる

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待ってよ今はできない僕の父さんの葬式なんだ

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デイブお父さんはあなたを愛していた

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私のパパが私を愛したように私はその痛みを知っている

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でも多分それはスーパーヒーローの本当の意味なの

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それは苦痛を受けそれをよいものに変えていく

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正しいものに

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あなたが私に言ったことを覚えていますか

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これは君の人生だ君はそれを生きなきゃって

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今私はペンチを探すこいつに自分自身のナニを食わせる

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マジか

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Estaciónate cara de vomito

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Sabemos que Chris D'Amico es El Hijo de

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la Chingada Dónde se está escondiendo

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Cómete un pito

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Te comerás el tuyo si no comienzas a hablar

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Adelante dispárame pequeña perra no hay

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nada que puedas hacer que me haga hablar

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Detente no puedo hacer esto ahora es el funeral de mi padre

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Dave Tu padre te amaba

Available in 7 languages

Duration

48 seconds

Views

889

Timestamp in Movie

01:21:10

Uploaded

Feb 20, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, crime

Production

Marv,Universal Pictures,dentsu

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Movie Summary

Following Kick-Ass' heroics, other citizens are inspired to become masked crusaders. But Red Mist leads his own group of evil supervillains to get revenge, kill Kick-Ass and destroy everything he stands for.

Actors

The Tumor

Mindy Macready

Chloë Grace Moretz

Dave Lizewski

Aaron Taylor-Johnson