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"Kick Ass" quotes

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Dave Lizewski is an unnoticed high school student and comic book fan who one day decides to become a superhero, even though he has no powers, training or meaningful reason to do so.

Director: Matthew Vaughn
Writer: Jane Goldman, Matthew Vaughn, Mark Millar
Production: N/A
Genre: action, comedy, crime
Year: 2010
MetaScore: 66/100
ImdbRating: 7.6
BoxOffice: $48,071,303
Released: 16 Apr 2010
Awards: 19 wins & 62 nominations

164 video clips

Dave LizewskiFrank D'amicoFrank D'amicoDamon MacreadyMindy MacreadyKatie DeauxmaToddMartyDiner Fight Guy 1Huge GoonLeroyBig JoeSergeant Marcus WilliamsChris D'amicoCodyMrs. ZaneErika Cho
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Playtime's over kid - Kick Ass 00:15 Playtime's over kid We always keep our backs where - Kick Ass 00:21 We always keep our backs where And if it wasn't for you - Kick Ass 00:20 And if it wasn't for you He would have been proud of both of us - Kick Ass 00:15 He would have been proud of both of us I'm so proud of you - Kick Ass 00:40 I'm so proud of you Is that Frank D'Amico's place - Kick Ass 00:56 Is that Frank D'Amico's place So have you thought a little more about what you might want for your birthday - Kick Ass 00:30 So have you thought a little more about what you might want... Dave What the fuck are you doing I'm sorry - Kick Ass 00:12 Dave What the fuck are you doing I'm sorry The world I lived in heroes only existed in comic books - Kick Ass 00:14 The world I lived in heroes only existed in comic books Yeah I think I'm in love with her dude - Kick Ass 00:15 Yeah I think I'm in love with her dude With no power comes no responsibility - Kick Ass 00:10 With no power comes no responsibility I always wondered why nobody did it before me - Kick Ass 00:33 I always wondered why nobody did it before me What the fuck is wrong with you man - Kick Ass 00:23 What the fuck is wrong with you man Fuck this shit I'm getting the bazooka - Kick Ass 00:05 Fuck this shit I'm getting the bazooka How do I get a hold of you - Kick Ass 00:10 How do I get a hold of you That's me back before any of this crazy shit happened - Kick Ass 00:37 That's me back before any of this crazy shit happened This is awesome I look like fricking Wolverine - Kick Ass 00:05 This is awesome I look like fricking Wolverine What's the difference between Spider Man and Peter Parker - Kick Ass 00:09 What's the difference between Spider Man and Peter... It was time to engage - Kick Ass 00:26 It was time to engage Daddy I'm scared - Kick Ass 00:32 Daddy I'm scared Who the fuck are you supposed to be the Green Condom - Kick Ass 00:09 Who the fuck are you supposed to be the Green Condom Even with my metal plates and my fucked up nerve endings - Kick Ass 00:36 Even with my metal plates and my fucked up nerve endings Jesus guys does it not bug you - Kick Ass 00:16 Jesus guys does it not bug you Like what - Kick Ass 00:27 Like what What do you think I don't know but I think Kick Ass is cuter - Kick Ass 00:25 What do you think I don't know but I think Kick Ass is... You owe that kid a childhood - Kick Ass 00:07 You owe that kid a childhood Mommy I want a Kick Ass party Dumb little fucks - Kick Ass 00:06 Mommy I want a Kick Ass party Dumb little fucks No more homework baby doll - Kick Ass 00:07 No more homework baby doll That's right we're superheroes You love us - Kick Ass 00:04 That's right we're superheroes You love us Like every serial killer already knew - Kick Ass 00:08 Like every serial killer already knew You better fire this asshole - Kick Ass 00:08 You better fire this asshole Like most people my age I just existed - Kick Ass 00:05 Like most people my age I just existed It's only me boss Everything's under control - Kick Ass 00:21 It's only me boss Everything's under control God I wish I had a son like you - Kick Ass 00:13 God I wish I had a son like you I always wanted to say this - Kick Ass 00:09 I always wanted to say this We gotta get over it - Kick Ass 00:28 We gotta get over it We'll find you Hit Girl back to headquarters - Kick Ass 00:05 We'll find you Hit Girl back to headquarters I'll be honest - Kick Ass 00:31 I'll be honest Let me out now I gave you all them names and addresses - Kick Ass 00:17 Let me out now I gave you all them names and addresses Why don't you pick on someone your own size - Kick Ass 00:05 Why don't you pick on someone your own size No I'm just standing around you know - Kick Ass 00:21 No I'm just standing around you know How'd you find me Marcus - Kick Ass 00:07 How'd you find me Marcus Dave Lizewski - Kick Ass 00:12 Dave Lizewski Show's over motherfuckers - Kick Ass 00:06 Show's over motherfuckers Fuck you Mr Bitey - Kick Ass 00:05 Fuck you Mr Bitey That is one gay looking taser - Kick Ass 00:05 That is one gay looking taser Let's see what you can do now - Kick Ass 00:06 Let's see what you can do now If it wasn't for you I'd be dead - Kick Ass 00:19 If it wasn't for you I'd be dead I'm so proud of you baby doll - Kick Ass 01:07 I'm so proud of you baby doll I gotta send a public service message to the people out there - Kick Ass 00:10 I gotta send a public service message to the people out... What a douche - Kick Ass 00:04 What a douche I got one of those - Kick Ass 00:03 I got one of those Dave Lizewski - Kick Ass 00:05 Dave Lizewski Thanks Kick Ass - Kick Ass 00:41 Thanks Kick Ass Playtime's over kid - Kick Ass 00:08 Playtime's over kid Go to Robin's Revenge - Kick Ass 00:07 Go to Robin's Revenge You can't use the front door now - Kick Ass 00:05 You can't use the front door now Show's over motherfuckers - Kick Ass 00:06 Show's over motherfuckers Now it was time for Mindy to get ready too - Kick Ass 00:13 Now it was time for Mindy to get ready too No Take cover child - Kick Ass 00:10 No Take cover child So you want to play - Kick Ass 00:03 So you want to play Now Hit Girl we always keep our backs where - Kick Ass 00:14 Now Hit Girl we always keep our backs where Is this Frank D'Amico's place - Kick Ass 00:37 Is this Frank D'Amico's place So you want to play - Kick Ass 00:03 So you want to play Look at me I look like a putz - Kick Ass 00:08 Look at me I look like a putz Dude that is one gay looking Taser - Kick Ass 00:05 Dude that is one gay looking Taser Hey hey asshole Can't use the front door now - Kick Ass 00:05 Hey hey asshole Can't use the front door now Okay you cunts let's see what you can do now - Kick Ass 00:06 Okay you cunts let's see what you can do now What a douche - Kick Ass 00:04 What a douche Hey I got one of those - Kick Ass 00:03 Hey I got one of those Now switch to Kryptonite - Kick Ass 00:07 Now switch to Kryptonite Stop with the fork I apologize - Kick Ass 00:23 Stop with the fork I apologize - Are you okay? - Yeah. - Kick Ass 00:07 - Are you okay? - Yeah. - Bye-bye. - Bye. - Kick Ass 00:25 - Bye-bye. - Bye. Come on, come on. come on, let's go. we gotta go. - Kick Ass 00:08 Come on, come on. come on, let's go. we gotta go. Come on. no, no, no, no, no. - Kick Ass 00:08 Come on. no, no, no, no, no. Come on. - Kick Ass 00:05 Come on. - Daddy, I'm scared. - come on, mindy. honey. - Kick Ass 00:31 - Daddy, I'm scared. - come on, mindy. honey. Dave. - Kick Ass 00:08 Dave. Dave. - Kick Ass 00:09 Dave. Do you think they caught him? - Kick Ass 00:11 Do you think they caught him? Excuse me. Have you seen this cat? - Kick Ass 00:17 Excuse me. Have you seen this cat? Fire. fire is good. - Kick Ass 00:10 Fire. fire is good. Fuck! - Kick Ass 00:09 Fuck! Fuck this shit. I'm getting the bazooka. - Kick Ass 00:15 Fuck this shit. I'm getting the bazooka. Fuck you, mr Bitey! - Kick Ass 00:10 Fuck you, mr Bitey! Gentlemen... - Kick Ass 00:07 Gentlemen... Get in here! help me out man! - Kick Ass 00:17 Get in here! help me out man! Get the lighter! - Kick Ass 00:06 Get the lighter!
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Cast

Dave Lizewski - Aaron Taylor-Johnson
Mr. Lizewski - Garrett M. Brown
Todd - Evan Peters
Mrs. Zane - Deborah Twiss
Katie Deauxma - Lyndsy Fonseca
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