Kick Ass quotes

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Dave Lizewski is an unnoticed high school student and comic book fan who one day decides to become a superhero, even though he has no powers, training or meaningful reason to do so.

Director: Matthew Vaughn
Writer: Jane Goldman (screenplay), Matthew Vaughn (screenplay), Mark Millar (comic book), John Romita Jr. (comic book)
Production: Lionsgate
Year: 2010
MetaScore: 66/100
ImdbRating: 7.6
BoxOffice: $20,000,000
Released: 16 Apr 2010
Awards: 19 wins & 61 nominations.

47 Clips & Quotes

Have you thought a little more about what you might want for your birthday - Kick Ass 01:03 Have you thought a little more about what you might want for... What the fuck are you doing - Kick Ass 00:32 What the fuck are you doing In the world I lived in - Kick Ass 00:34 In the world I lived in I think I'm in love with her - Kick Ass 00:40 I think I'm in love with her I always wondered why nobody did it before me - Kick Ass 01:27 I always wondered why nobody did it before me The fuck is wrong with you - Kick Ass 00:49 The fuck is wrong with you Comes no responsibility - Kick Ass 00:16 Comes no responsibility That is one  gay  looking taser - Kick Ass 00:13 That is one gay looking taser I'm getting the bazooka - Kick Ass 00:12 I'm getting the bazooka How do I get a hold of you - Kick Ass 00:35 How do I get a hold of you This is awesome - Kick Ass 00:16 This is awesome What's the difference between Spider Man and Peter Parker - Kick Ass 00:24 What's the difference between Spider Man and Peter Parker That's some Armenian dude with a history of mental health problems - Kick Ass 01:49 That's some Armenian dude with a history of mental health... Be a big girl now - Kick Ass 02:21 Be a big girl now And if it wasn't for you - Kick Ass 00:20 And if it wasn't for you They said I was their inspiration - Kick Ass 01:08 They said I was their inspiration I'm so proud of you - Kick Ass 00:40 I'm so proud of you Let's see what you can do now - Kick Ass 00:13 Let's see what you can do now Even with my metal plates and my fucked up nerve endings - Kick Ass 01:40 Even with my metal plates and my fucked up nerve endings What do you think - Kick Ass 00:53 What do you think Who the fuck are you supposed to be - Kick Ass 00:28 Who the fuck are you supposed to be You owe that girl a childhood - Kick Ass 00:21 You owe that girl a childhood What's with that - Kick Ass 00:55 What's with that That's everything I need - Kick Ass 00:30 That's everything I need No more homework - Kick Ass 00:18 No more homework We're superheroes - Kick Ass 00:11 We're superheroes I want to have a Kick Ass party - Kick Ass 00:13 I want to have a Kick Ass party Like most people my age - Kick Ass 00:12 Like most people my age Like every serial killer already knew - Kick Ass 00:26 Like every serial killer already knew I got one of those - Kick Ass 00:11 I got one of those Playtime's over kid - Kick Ass 00:15 Playtime's over kid You better fire this asshole - Kick Ass 00:13 You better fire this asshole Everything's under control - Kick Ass 00:23 Everything's under control He would have been proud of  both  of us - Kick Ass 00:15 He would have been proud of both of us We've gotta get  over  it - Kick Ass 00:55 We've gotta get over it I always wanted to say this - Kick Ass 00:19 I always wanted to say this Back to headquarters - Kick Ass 00:11 Back to headquarters You can't use the front door now - Kick Ass 00:17 You can't use the front door now There wasn't a whole lot of crime fighting in those first few weeks - Kick Ass 00:52 There wasn't a whole lot of crime fighting in those first... Let me out now - Kick Ass 00:49 Let me out now God I wish I had a son like you - Kick Ass 00:19 God I wish I had a son like you Why don't you pick on someone your own size - Kick Ass 00:16 Why don't you pick on someone your own size No I'm just standing around - Kick Ass 00:40 No I'm just standing around How'd you find me - Kick Ass 00:16 How'd you find me We always keep our backs where - Kick Ass 00:21 We always keep our backs where Is that Frank D'Amico's place - Kick Ass 00:56 Is that Frank D'Amico's place Don't think I haven't noticed you looking at my tits - Kick Ass 00:24 Don't think I haven't noticed you looking at my tits

Cast

Dave Lizewski - Aaron Taylor-Johnson
Mr. Lizewski - Garrett M. Brown
Mrs. Zane - Deborah Twiss
Katie Deauxma - Lyndsy Fonseca
Erika Cho - Sophie Wu
Mrs. Lizewski - Elizabeth McGovern
Chris D'Amico - Christopher Mintz-Plasse
Huge Goon - Stu 'Large' Riley
1st Gang Kid - Johnny Hopkins
2nd Gang Kid - Ohene Cornelius
Frank D'Amico - Mark Strong
Big Joe - Michael Rispoli
Sporty Goon - Corey Johnson
Scary Goon - Kenneth Simmons
Baby Goon - Anthony Desio
Buttons (as Carlos Besse Peres) - Carlos Peres
Tre Fernandez - Randall Batinkoff
Marty - Clark Duke
Mindy Macready - Chloë Grace Moretz
Damon Macready - Nicolas Cage
Lobby Goon - Jason Flemyng
Matthew - Tamer Hassan
Angie D'Amico - Yancy Butler
Ginger Goon - Adrian Martinez
Danil - Tim Plester
Posh Goon - Joe Bacino
Oscar Juarez - Hubert Boorder
Diner Fight Guy #1 - Christopher McGuire
Diner Fight Guy #2 - Max White
Diner Fight Guy #3 - Dean Copkov
Running Teenager - Jacob Cartwright
News Anchor - Maurice DuBois
News Anchor - Dana Tyler
Female Junkie - Katrena Rochell
Rasul - Kofi Natei
Detective Gigante - Xander Berkeley
Sergeant Marcus Williams - Omari Hardwick
Reporter - Dan Duran
Breaking News Reporter - Louis Young
Nervous Goon (as Walle Jobara) - Val Jobara
Big Mean Boy - Quinn Smith
Moustache Goon - Rab Affleck
Michalsky - NYPD Police Officer - Mihai Arsene
Comic Store Customer - Peter Bartfay
Kid in Comic Book Store - Adam Blampied
Police Officer - Max Callum
Siew Ling - Daphne Cheung
Bartender - Wayne Curnew
Man in Elevator - Russell De Rozario
Comic Book Store Manager - Alexander Hathaway
Gang Girl - Tangara Jones
Comic Book Store Employee - Dexter Navy
1st Cop - Jason Salkey
Cheerleader - Melissa Anne Smith
Audience Member - Kirk Tingblad