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DAVE: Or jerking off, mostly to my English teacher

Sure, a lot of what got methrough the average school day was making depositsin the...

Kick Ass • 2010

DAVE:Or jerking off,mostly to my English teacher. Dave Lizewski. Don't think I haven't noticedyou looking at my tits, Dave. I want your hands all over me, Dave. Please. DAVE:Sure, a lot of what got methrough the average school day was making depositsin the whack-off warehouse for later. Though to be honest, it didn't take much to set me off. I swear, when my hormones balance out, shares in Kleenexare gonna take a dive, man

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DAVE Or jerking off mostly to my English teacher

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Dave Lizewski

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Don't think I haven't noticed you looking at my tits Dave

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MOANS I want your hands all over me Dave

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Please

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DAVE Sure a lot of what got me through the average school day

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was making deposits in the whack off warehouse for later

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Though to be honest

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it didn't take much to set me off

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I swear when my hormones balance out

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shares in Kleenex are gonna take a dive man

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أو الاستمناء بتخي ل أستاذتي في الإنجليزية عادة

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ديف ليزوسكي لا تعتقد أن ي لم ألاحظ نظراتك لثذيي

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أريدك أن تتحس ني بيديك يا ديف أرجوك

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ساعدني الاستمناء بالطبع على النجاة من الحياة اليومية بالمدرسة

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لكن بصراحة لا يلزمني الكثير لأنطلق

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أقسم لكم عندما تتوازن نسبة هرموناتي ستهوي قيمة أسهم المناديل الورقية بشكل كبير

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ক ব বদম ইশ চ ন ত করত ব শ রভ গই আম র ই র জ শ ক ষ ক ক ঘ র

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ড ভ ল য য স ক ভ ব ন আম দ খছ ন ত ম য আম র ব ক র দ ক ত ক য় আছ

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ওহ আম র স র গ য় হ ত ব ল ও ড ভ প ল জ

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হ য স ক ল র দ নগ ল আম প র কর

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ব টল ম বদম ইশ কর ই

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তব এট সত য অসভ যত র ল গ ম ছ ট ন র জন য ব শ ক ছ কর ল গ ন

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আম র হরম ন যখন ভ রস ম য প ছব

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তখন ট স য প প র র ব জ র ব য পক ধ বস খ ব

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Ou en train de me branler souvent en pensant à ma prof d'anglais MILF

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Dave tu crois que je ne t'ai pas vu en train de mater mes seins

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Je veux tes mains partout sur mon corps Dave ooooooh

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Bien sûr tout ce que je notais en cours en une journée

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finissait plus tard à la poubelle

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Bien pour honnête il en fallait peu pour me faire bander

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Sérieusement le jour où j'arrête de me toucher les actions Kleenex vont plonger quoi

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oder beim Onanieren meistens auf meine Englischlehrerin

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Dave Lizewski

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Ich merke schon dass du auf meine Titten starrst Dave

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Ich will deine Hände auf mir spüren Dave

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Bitte

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Klar viel von dem was an einem Schultag passierte

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merkte ich mir für die Schüttelstunde am Nachmittag

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Aber ehrlich gesagt

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Afrikanische Stammesrituale Träume von Afrika

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war ich auch leicht zu erregen

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Ich schwöre wenn meine Hormone sich beruhigen

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werden die Aktien von Kleenex abstürzen Mann

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Atau memandang jorok sebagian besar citra di guru bahasa Inggrisku

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David jangan berpikirku tak melihat kau melihat dadaku

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Aku ingin menaruh tanganmu di atas dadaku Dave

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Sejujurnya Aku tak mengambil banyak waktuku

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Aku bersumpah kepadamu bila mulai ada peningkatan hormonku cuma memberikan jaringan

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大抵は英語の先生でシコってる

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デイヴィッドリゼウスキくん私のおっぱい見てたでしょ

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触ってほしいのデイヴねえ

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学校で溜めて家で出すのを繰り返す日々

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実を言うと結構早漏だ

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俺の思春期が終わるとティッシュの売り上げはガタ落ちだ

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Или дрочу В основном на училку английского

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Дэйв Лизевски Не думай что я не вижу как ты пялишься на мою грудь Дэйв

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Трогай меня везде Дэйв Прошу

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Короче я сдох бы от скуки если бы не копил впечатления для вечерней дрочильни

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Хотя если честно мне многого и не надо было

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Клянусь когда у меня начинают играть гормоны из магазинов исчезают салфетки

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O masturbándome sobre todo con mi profesora de inglés

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Dave Lizewski

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Crees que no noto como me miras los pechos Dave

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Quiero tus manos sobre mí Dave Por favor

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Claro mucho de lo que tuve en un día de escuela terminaba

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en el basurero después de jalármela

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Pero para ser honesto no había mucho que me gustara

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Juro que si mis hormonas se regularizaran

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Las acciones de Kleenex se irían a pique

Available in 9 languages

Duration

36 seconds

Views

44

Timestamp in Movie

00:03:26

Uploaded

Feb 07, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, crime

Production

Marv,Plan B Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Dave Lizewski is an unnoticed high school student and comic book fan who one day decides to become a superhero, even though he has no powers, training or meaningful reason to do so.