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Kick Ass

Dave.- Yes? My mom hasthe burglar alarm on downstairs, so you should probably use the...

Dave.- Yes? My mom hasthe burglar alarm on downstairs, so you should probably use the window

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Dave Yes
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My mom has the burglar alarm on downstairs
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so you should probably use the window
Available in 9 languages
Duration
10 seconds
Views
235
Timestamp in Movie
01:12:21
Uploaded
Feb 07, 2026
Genres
action, comedy, crime
Production
Marv,Plan B Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Dave Lizewski is an unnoticed high school student and comic book fan who one day decides to become a superhero, even though he has no powers, training or meaningful reason to do so.
Or you could just stay. - Kick Ass 00:09
Or you could just stay.
I'm sorry. - Kick Ass 00:08
I'm sorry.
DAMON We gotta get over iton top of it and then into it right in the middle of itDaddy I think I found oneIt's perfect and they can deliver it in three daysUh it's 300 000 bucksCan you think of anything else you'd rather spend it onOh my goshThat is cool - Kick Ass 00:30
DAMON We gotta get over iton top of it and then into it...
TODD Out of Kick Ass and Red Mist who do you think would win in a fightWhy are they fighting That seems stupidWhat do you think I don't know but I think Kick Ass is cuterReally Mmm hmmI for one would definitely fuck his brains out if I got the chanceYou - Kick Ass 00:32
TODD Out of Kick Ass and Red Mist who do you think would win...
What do you think I don't know but I think Kick Ass is cuter - Kick Ass 00:25
What do you think I don't know but I think Kick Ass is...
Okay, I'm off then. - Kick Ass 00:20
Okay, I'm off then.
- Hey, baby. - Kick Ass 00:28
- Hey, baby.
DAVE: This better be pretty serious, dude, 'cause I promised my girlfriend that I'm done with all this shit. - Kick Ass 00:30
DAVE: This better be pretty serious, dude, 'cause I...
Shit. What do we do? - Kick Ass 00:06
Shit. What do we do?
Remember you mentioned that there are other superheroes? - Kick Ass 00:09
Remember you mentioned that there are other superheroes?
Hot chocolate, extra marshmallows. - Kick Ass 00:33
Hot chocolate, extra marshmallows.
There you go. - Kick Ass 00:11
There you go.
- There you go. - Kick Ass 00:11
- There you go.
Okay, okay, okay. - Kick Ass 00:06
Okay, okay, okay.
Well, here you are and Red Mist, too. - Kick Ass 00:07
Well, here you are and Red Mist, too.
- Pleasure to meet you. - Good to meet you, sir. - Kick Ass 00:20
- Pleasure to meet you. - Good to meet you, sir.
Hit Girl, manners, honey. - Kick Ass 00:35
Hit Girl, manners, honey.
If you don't get your wannabe superhero ass in the car... - Kick Ass 00:17
If you don't get your wannabe superhero ass in the...
You better fire this asshole. - Kick Ass 00:47
You better fire this asshole.
I gotta send a public service message to the people out therethat being a superhero is bad for your health - Kick Ass 00:08
I gotta send a public service message to the people out...