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DAVE: This is awesome!

This is awesome!I look like fricking Wolverine. They still havethat metal detector at your...

Kick Ass • 2010

DAVE:This is awesome!I look like fricking Wolverine. They still havethat metal detector at your school? Yeah, it's gonna have a meltdown. Dave, I need to ask you something. Okay. The police report, they found you naked. You said you didn't remember why. The muggers, they didn't... What? No! Jesus. No, I... I wasn't even... In the ambulance,they threw my clothes away - 'cause of the blood.- Right. Okay, okay. Dad. Dad

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DAVE This is awesome I look like fricking Wolverine

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They still have that metal detector at your school

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Yeah it's gonna have a meltdown

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Dave I need to ask you something

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Okay

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The police report

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they found you naked

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You said you didn't remember why

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The muggers they didn't

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What

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No Jesus

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No I I wasn't even

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In the ambulance they threw my clothes away

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'cause of the blood Right

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Okay okay

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Dad Dad

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هذا رائع أبدو كشخصية وولفرين

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أما يزال جهاز كشف الأدوات الحديدية بمدرستكم

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أجل سينهار

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ديف يجب أن أسألك عن شيء ما

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حسن

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طبقا لتقرير الشرطة وجدوك عاريا

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قلت أن ك لا تتذكر السبب

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المعتدون هل قاموا

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ماذا

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كلا يا للهول لم أكن أصلا

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نزعوا عن ي ملابسي في سيارة الإسعاف بسبب الد ماء

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حسنا لا عليك

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ফ ট ফ ট ত

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আম ক প র ওলভ র ন র মত ল গছ

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ত ম দ র স ক ল ক এখনও ম ট ল ড ট ক টর আছ ন ক

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হ য ওট এক ব র শ ষ হয় য ব

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ড ভ ত ম ক আম একট কথ জ জ ঞ স করত চ ই

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আচ ছ

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প ল শ র প র ট ল খ আছ ত র ন ক ত ম ক ক পড় ছ ড় প য় ছ ল

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ত ম বলছ ক রণট মন ন ই ত ম র

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গ ণ ড র ত ন শ চয়ই

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ক

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ন ন আম আম ক ম ট ও ওর

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অ য ম ব ল ন স ওর আম র ক পড় ফ ল দ য় ছ ল রক ত র জন য

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আচ ছ আচ ছ

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Génial on dirait Wolverine

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Ils ont toujours un détecteur à métaux à ton lycée

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Yeah il va fondre

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Dave il faut que je te demande quelque chose

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OK Le rapport de police dit qu'on t'a trouvé nu

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Et que tu ne te rappelais pas pourquoi

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Les braqueurs ils n'ont pas

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Quoi

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Non Jésus Non

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Je n'étais même pas nu

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Ils ont jeté mes vêtements dans l'ambulance à cause du sang

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Etwas später

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Das ist großartig Ich sehe aus wie der verdammte Wolverine

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Haben sie den Metalldetektor noch in der Schule

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Ja der wird durchdrehen

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Dave ich muss dich etwas fragen

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Ok

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Im Polizeireport steht

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man fand dich nackt

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Du sagtest du weißt nicht warum

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Die Räuber haben dich doch nicht

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Was

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Nein Himmel

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Nein ich Ich war nicht mal

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Die Sanitäter warfen meine Sachen weg

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weil sie blutig waren Klar

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Ok ok

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Dad Dad

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Aku mirip Wolverine

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Mereka masih memiliki detektor logam di sekolahmu

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Ya itu akan memiliki krisis

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Dave Aku perlu menanyakan sesuatu

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Oke

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Laporan polisi

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Mereka menemukanmu telanjang Kau bilang kau tak ingat mengapa

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Para perampok mereka tidak

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Mengapa

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Tidak

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Tidak Dewa

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Aku bahkan tidak

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Di ambulans mereka musti membuang semua pakaianku

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Karena darah betul

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かっちょいい

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ウルヴァリンみたいだ

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まだ学校に金属探知機あったっけ

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うん大事になるね

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デイヴ聞きたいことが

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うん

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警察の報告によると

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お前は裸で見つかったそうだ

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強盗にやられたのか

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何を

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まさか

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何もなかったよ

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そもそも

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救急車の中で服を剥がされたんだよ

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大量出血だったからそうか

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Охренеть я похож на Россомаху

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У вас стоит металлодетектор в школе Да Он стопудово расплавится

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Дэйв хотел спросить тебя

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О чем Полицейские нашли тебя голым

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Ты сказал что не помнишь как

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Бандиты они тебя не

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Что

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Нет Боже Нет я Я не был

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В машине скорой помощи меня раздели из за крови Да

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Genial no me parezco a Wolverine

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Aún tienen en la escuela detectores de metal

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Qué importa será una sensación

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Dave tengo que preguntarte algo

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Según el informe de la policía te encontró desnudo

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Dices que no recuerdas porqué

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Los ladrones no te

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Qué

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No Jesús yo ni siquiera estaba

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En la ambulancia me tuvieron que quitar la ropa por la sangre

Available in 9 languages

Duration

47 seconds

Views

152

Timestamp in Movie

00:24:21

Uploaded

Feb 07, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, crime

Production

Marv,Plan B Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Dave Lizewski is an unnoticed high school student and comic book fan who one day decides to become a superhero, even though he has no powers, training or meaningful reason to do so.