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Kick Ass • 2010

Frank, we're ready. Enjoy the show. - Are you controlling this right now?- I sure am. Big Brother, watch and learn. Welcome back. Breaking News. A worldwide web broadcastof the New York superhero who calls himself Kick-Assis about to be shown live. Rumors have it thatthis will be Kick-Ass's farewell appearance, that he will announcehis retirement from crime fighting. But as word of mouth continues to spread, Internet providers are predicting that it could be one of the most widely-viewedlive events in web history. Wait, where's Dave? There are no clues as yetas to the exact nature... - Holy shit. Have you guys noticed...- He's with Katie. - Obviously....come to a standstill to watch. Why else would I be here? There's no idea as to who is behindthe broadcast of this show, but we could seewidespread server crashes... Dave, why didn't you tell methis is what you were doing? You're on the news. Call me. We go now over live to the countdownclock as we are moments away

Full Transcript

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Frank we're ready Enjoy the show

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Are you controlling this right now I sure am

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Big Brother watch and learn

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Welcome back Breaking News

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A worldwide web broadcast of the New York superhero

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who calls himself Kick Ass is about to be shown live

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Rumors have it that this will be Kick Ass's farewell appearance

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that he will announce his retirement from crime fighting

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But as word of mouth continues to spread

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Internet providers are predicting that

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it could be one of the most widely viewed live events in web history

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Wait where's Dave

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There are no clues as yet as to the exact nature

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Holy shit Have you guys noticed He's with Katie

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Obviously come to a standstill to watch

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Why else would I be here

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There's no idea as to who is behind the broadcast of this show

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but we could see widespread server crashes

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Dave why didn't you tell me this is what you were doing

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You're on the news Call me

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We go now over live to the countdown clock as we are moments away

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رفع القناع عن كيك آس

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فرانك نحن مستعد ون استمتع بالعرض

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هل أنت من يتحك م بهذا بالتأكيد راقبني وتعل م

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مرحبا بكم خبر عاجل عن البطل المسم ى كيك آس حيث ستكشف هويته

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تقول التقارير أن ه سيعلن تقاعده عن محاربة الجريمة

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مع سرعة انتشار الخبر يتنب أ مزودو خدمة الإنترنت

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أن يكون الحدث الأكثر متابعة مباشرة في تاريخ الإنترنت

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أين ديف

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هل لاحظتما أن إن ه رفقة كيتي بالطبع

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لأي سبب آخر أنا هنا إذن

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لا نعرف لحد الآن من وراء بث العرض

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لكن نا قد نرى سقوطا لخادمات الإنترنت بسبب كثرة المشاهدين

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ديف لم لم تخبرني بهذا أنت على التلفاز عاود الاتصال بي

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سنذهب الآن لمتابعة العد التنازلي ونحن على بعد لحظات من بدء البث الحي

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ফ র য ঙ ক আমর প রস ত ত উপভ গ কর

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ত ম ক এট ন য়ন ত রণ করছ জ ব হ য

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বড় ভ ই দ খ শ খ

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আব র স ব গতম ব র ক ন উজ

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স র ব শ ব র ইন ট রন ট

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ক ক অ য স ন মক ন উ ইয়র ক র স প রহ র র একট ভ ড ও সর সর সম প রচ র কর হব

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গ জব রট ছ এট ই ত র শ ষ দ খ দ ওয়

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এব ত ন অপর ধব র ধ স গ র ম থ ক অবসর র ঘ ষণ দ ত য চ ছ ন

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ক ন ত এরই স থ ইন ট রন ট স ব দ নক র র বলছ ন

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ইন ট রন ট র ইত হ স এট অন যতম বহ ল প রচ র ত সর সর সম প রচ র ত ঘটন হত য চ ছ

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ড ভ ক থ য়

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সম প রচ র ক দ খ ন হত প র স ব ষয় ক র ক ন ধ রণ ন ই

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এই ত মর ক উ ক দ খ ছ

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ও ক ট র স থ আছ ব ঝ ই য য়

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নইল আম এখ ন ক ন

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সম প রচ র র প ছন ক আছ ন ত জ ন য য়ন

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ক ন ত জ য়গ য় জ য়গ য় স র ভ র ধ বস ন মছ

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ড ভ ত ম ক ন আম ক বল ন ত ম এসব করছ

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ত ম ক খবর দ খ চ ছ আম ক ফ ন ক র

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আমর সর সর ক উন টড উন য চ ছ আর অল প ক ছ ক ষণ ব ক

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Frank on est prêts Profite du spectacle

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c'est toi qui contrôles ça Ouais Big Brother c'est moi Regarde et apprends

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Welcome back to the breaking news of the broadcast

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of the New York's superhero who calls himself Kick Ass

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pokazati æe u ivo Kru e glasine da æe ovo biti njegovo opro tajno pojavljivanje

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He will announce his retirement from crime fighting

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word of mouth continues to spread internet providers are predicting that

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it could be the most widely viewed live event in web history

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Où est Dave Jeste li primijetili

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S Katie je oèito

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Za to bih inaèe tu bila

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Nous n'avons aucune idée de l'identité de la personne derrière la diffusion de ce show

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bismo vidjeli ogromno ru enje poslu itelja

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Dave Pourquoi tu ne m'as pas dit que tu allais passer à la télé

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Appelle moi

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Nous sommes maintenant à quelques instants de la diffusion

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KICK ASS DEMASKIERT

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Frank wir sind bereit Genieß die Show

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Kontrollierst du das gerade Na klar

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Big Brother sieh und lerne

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Willkommen zurück Sondermeldung

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Eine weltweite Übertragung des New Yorker Superhelden

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der sich Kick Ass nennt wird gleich live gezeigt

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Gerüchte besagen dass es Kick Ass' Abschiedsvorstellung wird

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dass er von der Verbrechensbekämpfung zurücktritt

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Während die Mundpropaganda sich verbreitet

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sagen Internetprovider voraus

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dass es wohl eins der meistgesehenen Live Ereignisse der Web Geschichte wird

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Wartet wo ist Dave

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Es gibt noch keine genauen Hinweise

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Himmel Habt ihr bemerkt Er ist bei Katie

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Natürlich erlahmt denn alle wollen zusehen

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Warum sonst wäre ich hier

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Man weiß nicht wer hinter dieser Übertragung steckt

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aber viele Server sind schon zusammengebrochen

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Warum hast du nicht gesagt was du vorhast

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Du bist in den Nachrichten Ruf mich an

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Wir schalten jetzt live zur Countdownuhr

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KICK ASS ZIEHT SICH ZURÜCK

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Nikmati pertunjukan

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Apakah ini benar benar

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Tentu saja kakakku yang besar

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Watch dan mempelajari

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Selamat sekali lagi siaran berita untuk seorang pahlawan New York yang menyebut dirinya

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Sekarang akan menunjukkan wajahnya sementara menyatakan kepada kita Berhenti memerangi kejahatan dan pensiun

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pembicaraan mulut ke mulut terus menyebar penyedia internet memprediksi bahwa hal itu bisa menjadi acara live yang paling banyak dilihat di riwayat Web

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Di mana Dave

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Apakah tak memperhatikan

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Ini jelas

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Mengapa aku di sini

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tak ada ide dari pemilik Deklarasi ini

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Tapi aku bisa melihat mengapa ini terjadi kekacauan yang

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Dave Mengapa tak Beritahu Aku ini Kau di TV

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Panggil aku

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Dan sekarang kita sedang mendekati hitungan mundur untuk acara

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準備は出来た

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楽しんでくれ

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父さんが設定したの

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俺を兄貴だと思って

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見て学べ

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キックアスと名乗るＮＹのスーパーヒーローが

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生中継に姿を現しました

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どうやら犯罪との戦いからの引退を発表する発表する

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お別れの放送となりそうです

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しかしこの噂の広がり具合を鑑みたプロバイダー各社は

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この放送はネット史に残る一大行事となると予想しています

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デイヴはどうした

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なあ君たち彼はケイティのところよ

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他に理由がある

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誰がこの放送を仕切っているかは不明のままですが

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広範囲にわたるサーバーの故障が確認されています

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デイヴなぜ教えてくれなかったのニュースに出てるわよ

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電話してね

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生放送開始までのカウントダウンです

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Пипец без маски Фрэнк мы готовы

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Будет шоу Ты управляешь этим Конечно Большой Брат

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Смотри и учись

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Приветствуем вас срочные новости

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Прямая интернет трансляция Нью Йоркского супергероя по имени Пипец скоро выйдет в эфир

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Ходят слухи что это будет прощальное появление Пипца

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После чего он отойдет от борьбы с преступностью

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Слухи продолжают расползаться

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А интернет провайдеры предсказывают что это будет самая популярная трансляция в истории

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А где Дэйв

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До сих пор ничего неизвестно о намерениях Вот черт а вы заметили Что он с Кэйти

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Давно уже

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Иначе я не пришла бы

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Неизвестно кто организует трансляцию этого шоу

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Но сервер уже трещит по швам от количества посетителей

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Дэйв почему ты не сказал куда идешь Ты в новостях Позвони

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Мы начинаем обратный отсчет осталась всего пара секунд

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Frank estamos listos Disfruta del espectáculo

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Controlas esto Seguro como en 'Big Brother' Mira y aprende

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Bienvenidos es un reporte especial de la celebridad de N Y e Internet llamada Kick Ass

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se transmitirá en directo

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Se sospecha que será su última aparición ya que se retira de la lucha contra el crimen

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Por la naturaleza de la transmisión los proveedores de Internet predicen que

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podría ser el evento más visto en la historia de la Red

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Dónde está Dave

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No se dieron cuen Está con Katie por supuesto

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Por qué debería estar aquí

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no tiene idea de quién está detrás de la transmisión pero podría preveerse

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que ocurrirán caídas en los servidores

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Dave por qué no me dijiste que estarías en las noticias llámame

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Quedan sólo unos segundos en el reloj

Available in 9 languages

Duration

57 seconds

Views

70

Timestamp in Movie

01:22:23

Uploaded

Feb 07, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, crime

Production

Marv,Plan B Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Dave Lizewski is an unnoticed high school student and comic book fan who one day decides to become a superhero, even though he has no powers, training or meaningful reason to do so.