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Kick Ass

Holy shit! - Did you see those bodies?- Yeah, man. - Why'd you save the teddy?- What? I...

Holy shit! - Did you see those bodies?- Yeah, man. - Why'd you save the teddy?- What? I don't know, man. Come on

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BOTH COUGHING
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Holy shit
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Did you see those bodies Yeah man
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Why'd you save the teddy What
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I don't know man Come on
Available in 9 languages
Duration
20 seconds
Views
279
Timestamp in Movie
01:05:34
Uploaded
Feb 07, 2026
Genres
action, comedy, crime
Production
Marv,Plan B Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Dave Lizewski is an unnoticed high school student and comic book fan who one day decides to become a superhero, even though he has no powers, training or meaningful reason to do so.
Come. What the hell are you doing, Frank? You know I can't be here. What if somebody saw... That mot - Kick Ass 00:47
Come. What the hell are you doing, Frank? You know I...
What are you doing? - Kick Ass 00:15
What are you doing?
I told her, "Sit on my lap, we'll talk about - "the first thing that comes up." - - FRANK: Yeah? - Kick Ass 00:16
I told her, "Sit on my lap, we'll talk about -...
Who the hell is this guy? - Kick Ass 00:26
Who the hell is this guy?
MARCUS ON PHONE: Listen, they're on to you. - Kick Ass 00:29
MARCUS ON PHONE: Listen, they're on to you.
Mindy, no more homework, baby doll. - Kick Ass 00:11
Mindy, no more homework, baby doll.
DAVE: X-Men, the Fantastic Four, right now, I envy the crap out of them. - Kick Ass 00:27
DAVE: X-Men, the Fantastic Four, right now, I envy the crap...
I'd always dreamed of being a superhero, but this was a nightmare. - Kick Ass 00:08
I'd always dreamed of being a superhero, but this was a...
It was time to stop wearing this stupid costume. - Kick Ass 00:06
It was time to stop wearing this stupid costume.
But there was one last thing I needed it for. - Kick Ass 00:14
But there was one last thing I needed it for.
What's the difference between Spider Man and Peter ParkerSpider Man gets the girl - Kick Ass 00:09
What's the difference between Spider Man and Peter...
I'm Kick-Ass. - Kick Ass 00:55
I'm Kick-Ass.
Dave What the fuck are you doing I'm sorryWhy are you dressed as Kick Ass Because I am Kick AssWhat are you talking about And I'm also not gay - Kick Ass 00:12
Dave What the fuck are you doing I'm sorryWhy are you...
- Dave. - Yes? - Kick Ass 00:10
- Dave. - Yes?
Or you could just stay. - Kick Ass 00:09
Or you could just stay.
I'm sorry. - Kick Ass 00:08
I'm sorry.
DAMON We gotta get over iton top of it and then into it right in the middle of itDaddy I think I found oneIt's perfect and they can deliver it in three daysUh it's 300 000 bucksCan you think of anything else you'd rather spend it onOh my goshThat is cool - Kick Ass 00:30
DAMON We gotta get over iton top of it and then into it...
TODD Out of Kick Ass and Red Mist who do you think would win in a fightWhy are they fighting That seems stupidWhat do you think I don't know but I think Kick Ass is cuterReally Mmm hmmI for one would definitely fuck his brains out if I got the chanceYou - Kick Ass 00:32
TODD Out of Kick Ass and Red Mist who do you think would win...
What do you think I don't know but I think Kick Ass is cuter - Kick Ass 00:25
What do you think I don't know but I think Kick Ass is...
Okay, I'm off then. - Kick Ass 00:20
Okay, I'm off then.