I always wondered why nobody did it before me. I mean, all those comic books, movies, TV...
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Dave Lizewski:
I always wondered why nobody did it before me. I mean, all those comic books, movies, TV shows. You think that one eccentric loner would've made himself a costume. I mean, is everyday life really so exciting? Are schools and offices so thrilling that I'm the only one who fantasized about this? Come on, be honest with yourself. At some point in our lives we all wanna be a superhero.
Dave Lizewski:
That's not me,by the way. That's some Armenia guy with a history of mental health problems.
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I always wondered why nobody did it before me
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I mean all those comic books movies TV shows
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you'd think that one eccentric Ioner would have made himself a costume
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I mean is everyday life really so exciting
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Are schools and offices so thrilling
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that I'm the only one who ever fantasized about this
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Come on be honest with yourself
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At some point in our lives we all wanted to be a superhero
Clip duration: 33 seconds
Views: 153
Timestamp in movie: 00h 01m 08s
Uploaded: 16 March, 2022
Genres: action, comedy, crime
Summary: Dave Lizewski is an unnoticed high school student and comic book fan who one day decides to become a superhero, even though he has no powers, training or meaningful reason to do so.
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