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I'm Kick-Ass

I'm Kick-Ass. You mail me? Wait... Fuck! Fuck! Fucking freak in a mask!Get out of my...

Kick Ass • 2010

I'm Kick-Ass. You mail me? Wait... Fuck! Fuck! Fucking freak in a mask!Get out of my house! I'm not gonna hurt you, all right? No, no, no! It's me, it's me! All right?I was only trying to surprise you. I'm... - Dave? What the fuck are you doing?- I'm sorry. - Why are you dressed as Kick-Ass?- Because I am Kick-Ass. - What are you talking about?- And I'm also not gay. - Fuck!- And I'm an idiot and a shit friend. I lied to you, I know. - Oh, my God.- I know. If it makes you feel any better, I don't think you can hate me any moreright now than I hate myself. Please, I'm... Look, I'm really, really sorry. I've never met anyone who's as beautifuland as kind and lovely as you

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I'm Kick Ass You mail me

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EXCLAIMS IN FEAR

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Wait SCREAMING

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Fuck Fuck

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Fucking freak in a mask Get out of my house

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I'm not gonna hurt you all right

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No no no It's me it's me

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All right I was only trying to surprise you I'm

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Dave What the fuck are you doing I'm sorry

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Why are you dressed as Kick Ass Because I am Kick Ass

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What are you talking about And I'm also not gay

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Fuck And I'm an idiot and a shit friend

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I lied to you I know

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Oh my God I know If it makes you feel any better

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I don't think you can hate me any more right now than I hate myself

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Please I'm

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Look I'm really really sorry

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I've never met anyone who's as beautiful and as kind and lovely as you

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أنا كيك آس كنت راسلت ني

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رجاء

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الل عنة الل عنة

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مسخ مقن ع اخرج من منزلي

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لن آوذيك حسنا

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لا لا هذا أنا حسنا

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كنت أحاول مفاجأتك أنا آسف ديف

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ما الذي تفعله ولماذا تتشب ه بـ كيك آس

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لأن ي كيك آس ما الذي تتحد ث عنه

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كما أن ي لست شاذا الل عنة

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أنا غبي هذا لأن ي أحببتك

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وأعلم يا للهول

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وإن كان يشعرك هذا بتحسن لا يمكن أن تكرهيني أكثر من كرهي لنفسي

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أرجوك أنا في غاية الآسف

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لم أقابل أبدا أحدا في لطفك وجمالك

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আম ক ক অ য স ত ম আম ক ম ইল কর ছ ল

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প ল জ

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ব ব গ ম গ

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ম খ শ পর প গল

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আম র ব স থ ক ব র হও ক ট আম ত ম র ক ষত করব ন

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ব ঝ ছ

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ওহ ন ন ন এট আম এট আম দ খ ছ

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আম ত ম ক শ ধ স রপ র ইজ দ ত চ য় ছ ল ম দ খ ত ড ভ

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ত ম ক করছ ত ম ক ক অ য স র ক পড় পর আছ ক ন

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ক রণ আম ই ক ক অ য স ক বলছ ত ম এসব

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আর আম গ ও ন

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মর

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ত ছ ড় আম একট গ ধ খ র প বন ধ ও বট আম ত ম ক ম থ য বল ছ জ ন ক ন ত

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হ য় আল ল হ

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আম জ ন আর শ ন যদ ত ম র একট ভ ল ল গ ত ই বলছ

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আম র মন হয় ন আম ন জ ক এখন যতট ঘ ণ করছ ত ম আম ক ততট করব

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প ল জ

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দ খ আম সত য ই খ বই দ খ ত

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আম ত ম র মত এত স ন দর এত দয় ল

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এত ভ ল ক উক দ খ ন

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Tu m'as envoyé un mail

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Sors de chez moi Je ne te veux aucun mal

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Non c'est moi

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Je voulais te faire une surprise Je suis desolé

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Dave Mais qu'est ce que tu fous

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Pourquoi tu t'habilles comme Kick Ass Parce que je suis Kick Ass

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De quoi tu parles Et je ne suis pas gay

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Bordel

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Je suis un idiot et un ami de merde mais je t'aime Je sais

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Et si ça peut te faire sentir mieux Je ne pense pas que tu puisses me détester plus que je me hais moi même

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écoute je suis vraiment désolé

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Je n'ai jamais rencontré quelqu'un d'aussi beau 01 08 56 600 01 09 00 000 gentil et adorable que toi

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Ich bin Kick Ass Hast du mir gemailt

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Warte

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Mist Mist

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Verdammter Freak mit Maske Raus aus meinem Haus

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Ich tue dir nichts klar

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Nein Ich bin es ich bin es

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Klar Ich wollte dich nur überraschen Ich

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Dave Was machst du hier Tut mir leid

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Warum bist du wie Kick Ass angezogen Weil ich Kick Ass bin

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Wovon redest du Und ich bin auch nicht schwul

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Mist Und ich bin ein Idiot und ein mieser Freund

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Ich habe dich angelogen ich weiß

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Oh mein Gott Ich kann dich nur damit trösten

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dass ich mich im Moment mehr hasse als du mich hassen kannst

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Bitte es

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Hör zu es tut mir wirklich leid

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Ich kenne keine die so schön und freundlich und reizend ist wie du

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Aku Kick Ass

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Kau kirimkan Aku

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Palang pintu

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Palang pintu

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Apa yang kau inginkan bodoh

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Keluar dari rumahku

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Aku tak akan menyakitimu

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Tidak tidak ini aku

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Aku berusaha mengejutkanmu Dave

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Maaf Apa yang kamu lakukan

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Mengapa kau berpakaian seperti kickass

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Karena aku kickass

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Apa maksudmu

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Dan aku juga bukan gay

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Dan aku telah idiot dan teman sialan

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Aku tahu Oh Tuhan

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Sialan

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dan jika itu membuatmu merasa lebih baik Aku rasa kau tak bisa membenciku lebih berhak daripada sekarang

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Aku benci diriku sendiri

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Aku

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Dengar aku benar benar minta maaf

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Aku belum pernah bertemu orang yang indah dan baik hati

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dan dan cantik sepertimu

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Dan kau layak lebih baik

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キックアスだよ

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メール読んだよ

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目が

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目が

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変態マスク

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出て行け

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違うんだ

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俺だよ俺

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脅かそうとしただけ

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なにやってんのよ

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キックアスの格好なんかして

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俺がキックアスなんだ

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は

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それに俺はゲイじゃない

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は

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悪いことだと思ってはいたんだ

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そんな

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俺も嫌われるのは承知だよ

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自分が嫌いだ

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あの

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本当にごめん

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君のように美しい人には初めて会ったから

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つい

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Я Пипец писала мне

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Черт черт Кэйти

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Чертов козел Пошел вон из моего дома Кэйти я тебя не обижу

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Слышишь Нет нет это я Это я видишь

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Я только хотел тебя удивить Прости Дэйв

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Прости Я Что ты выдумал

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Ты одет как Пипец Да я и есть Пипец О чем это ты говоришь

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И кроме того я не гей

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Блин Но я идиот и говенный друг Я врал тебе я знаю

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О боже Если тебе это поможет я сам себя презираю

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в сто раз сильнее чем ты

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Прошу я Да я очень очень виноват

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Я не встречал никого красивее добрее и милее чем ты

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Soy Kick Ass Me enviaste un correo

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Maldito desgraciado Yo No Te haría ningún daño

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De acuerdo soy yo soy yo Quería sorprenderte

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Qué estás haciendo Por qué te vistes como Kick Ass

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Porque Yo Soy Kick Ass De qué estás hablando

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Y también no soy gay

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Mierda Soy estúpido y me gustas

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Lo sé Me detesto a mí mismo más que nada

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Por favor Lo siento mucho

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Jamás he conocido a ninguna belleza adorable como tú

Available in 9 languages

Duration

55 seconds

Views

42

Timestamp in Movie

01:11:04

Uploaded

Feb 07, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, crime

Production

Marv,Plan B Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Dave Lizewski is an unnoticed high school student and comic book fan who one day decides to become a superhero, even though he has no powers, training or meaningful reason to do so.