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Jesus guys does it not bug youWhy thousands of people wanna be Paris Hiltonand nobody wants to be Spider ManYeah what's with that She has like no tits at allMaybe it's the porn tape He doesn't have a

You guys never saw "One Night In Spider-Man?"

Kick Ass • 2010

Dave Lizewski:
Jesus, guys, does it not bug you? Like, thousand of people wanna be Paris Hilton and nobody wants to be Spider-Man.Marty:Yeah, what's with that? She has, like, no tits at all.Todd:Maybe it's a porn tape, He doesn't have a porn tape.Marty:You guys never saw "One Night In Spider-Man?"

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Jesus guys does it not bug you

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Why thousands of people wanna be Paris Hilton

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and nobody wants to be Spider Man

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Yeah what's with that She has like no tits at all

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Maybe it's the porn tape He doesn't have a porn tape

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You guys never saw One Night in Spider Man

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ألا يزعجكم ذلك

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يتمن ى الآلاف أن يكون مثل باريس هيلتون ولا أحد يتمن ى أن يكون سبايدر مان

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ما بالها كأن ها لا تملك ثديين

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رب ما يكون شريطا إباحيا لا يملك شريطا إباحيا

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ألم تشاهدا من قبل ليلة عن سبايدرمان

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হ য়র ত দ র কখন এই চ ন ত হয় ন

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ক ন হ জ র হ জ র ম ন ষ হত চ য় প য র স হ লটন

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আর ক উ স প ইড রম য ন হত চ য় ন

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আসল ও প য র স হ লটন র ম ঝ ক আছ র ব কও ত বড় ন

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মন হয় পর ন ট প র জন য স প ইড রম য ন র ত পর ন ট প ন ই

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ত র ক উ 'ওয় ন ন ইট ইন স প ইড রম য ন' দ খ সন

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Nom de Dieu ça vous dérange pas

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Des milliers de personnes veulent être Paris Hilton et personne ne veut être Spider Man

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Ouais c'est vrai comment ça se fait Elle a pas de seins mais alors pas du tout quoi

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C'est peut être la porntape Il n'a pas de porntape

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Tu n'as jamais vu One night in Spider Man

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Himmel Leute ärgert euch das nicht

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Warum Tausende wie Paris Hilton sein wollen

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aber keiner wie Spider Man

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Ja was soll das Sie hat nicht mal Titten

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Vielleicht wegen des Pornotapes Er hat kein Pornotape

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Kennt ihr nicht One Night in Spider Man

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Dewa bukan kutumu

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Mengapa ribuan orang ingin menjadi Paris Hilton dan tak seorang pun ingin menjadi Spiderman

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Yeah apa hal dengan itu Dia seperti tak ada payudara tak ada sama sekali

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Mungkin rekaman porno Dia tak memiliki rekaman porno

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Kau tak pernah melihat Satu Malam di Spiderman

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当然の疑問だろ

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パリスヒルトンになりたい人はいるのにスパイダーマンになりたい人はいない

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これはどうだ彼女は胸がないから

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たぶん流出動画だろ彼には流出動画がない

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スパイダーマンの流出動画見たことある

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Правда парни вас не бесит Тысячи хотят стать Пэрис Хилтон и ни один человеком Пауком

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Да почему у нее же сисек вообще нет

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Может потому что нет порнухи с человеком Пауком

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Вы что не видели Ночь с пауком

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Cielos chicos No los molesta

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Hay cientos de personas que quieren ser Paris Hilton

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pero nadie quiere ser Spider Man

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Y hablando de ello ella no tiene nada de pechos

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Ella hizo una película porno él no hizo una película porno

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Nunca viste Una noche con Spider Man

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Duration

15 seconds

Views

533

Timestamp in Movie

00:06:24

Uploaded

Feb 07, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, crime

Production

Marv,Plan B Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Dave Lizewski is an unnoticed high school student and comic book fan who one day decides to become a superhero, even though he has no powers, training or meaningful reason to do so.

Actors

Dave Lizewski

Aaron Taylor-Johnson

Marty

Todd