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Kick-Ass!

00, weekdays. - So I'm gonna need to get back pretty soon.- Mmm-hmm

Kick Ass • 2010

Kick-Ass! Red Mist. Oh, shit! Fuck me, that kind of hurt. - Are you okay?- Yeah, no, I'm cool. I can't believe you're here, man.Like, you're my hero. You inspired me. No Kick-Ass, no Red Mist. - Seriously.- Wow. - Hey, really?- Straight up. And listen, if you... I don't know, if you wanted meto be your sidekick or something... You wanna be my sidekick? Yeah, man!You and me together, we would own! You wanna go fight some crime? What you mean, like, right now? Yeah, man, come on.I got something I wanna show you. Uh, I mean, like, to be honest with you, I only ever fight crimebetween like 9:00 and 2:00, weekdays. - So I'm gonna need to get back pretty soon.- Mmm-hmm

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Kick Ass

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Red Mist

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Oh shit Fuck me that kind of hurt

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Are you okay Yeah no I'm cool

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I can't believe you're here man Like you're my hero

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You inspired me No Kick Ass no Red Mist

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Seriously Wow

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Hey really Straight up And listen if you

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I don't know if you wanted me to be your sidekick or something

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You wanna be my sidekick

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Yeah man You and me together we would own

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You wanna go fight some crime

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What you mean like right now

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Yeah man come on I got something I wanna show you

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Uh I mean like to be honest with you

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I only ever fight crime between like 9 00 and 2 00 weekdays

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So I'm gonna need to get back pretty soon Mmm hmm

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كيك آس ريد ميست

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اللعنة علي هذا مؤلم

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هل أنت بخير أجل بخير

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لا أصد ق أن ك قد أتيت أنت بطلي

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أنت من ألهمني بدون كيك آس لن يوجد ريد ميست

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حقا بكل أمانة

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واسمع إن كنت تريد من ي أن أكون مساعدك

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تريد أن تكون مساعدي أجل كم سنكون رائعين معا

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أتريد محاربة الجريمة أتعني الآن

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نعم يا صاح لدي ما أريه لك

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بأمانة لا أحارب الجريمة سوى بين التاسعة والثانية صباحا أيام العطل

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لذا يجب ألا أتأخ ر بالعودة

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ক ক অ য স

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র ড ম স ট

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ওহ ব ল ম ইর ল আম র ক ব যথ

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ত ম ঠ ক আছ হ য হ য আম ঠ ক আছ

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আম র ব শ ব সই হচ ছ ন ত ম এস ছ ভ য় ম ন ত ম আম র হ র

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ত ম আম র অন প র রণ ম ন ক ক অ য স ন থ কল র ড ম স টও থ কত ন সত য বলছ

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ব হ সত য

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ত ন সত য আর শ ন ত ম যদ

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চ ও আম ত ম র সহয গ হই ত হল

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ত ম আম র সহয গ হব

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ন শ চয়ই ম ন ত ম আর আম একস থ ফ ট ফ ট হব

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গ ণ ড বদম ইশ শ য় স ত করত চ ও

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ম ন এখনই বলত চ চ ছ

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হ য চল ন ত ম ক একট জ ন স দ খ ব

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দ খ আম ত ম ক সত য একট কথ বল

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আম ছ ট র দ ন ব দ ৯ট থ ক ২ট পর যন ত এসব ক জ কর

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ত ই আম র হ ত ব শ সময় ন ই ফ র য ত হব

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Kick Ass

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Red Mist

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Putain ça fait mal

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tout va bien Ouais cool

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J'ai du mal à croire que tu es vraiment là t'es genre mon héros mec

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Tu m'as inspiré pas de Kick Ass pas de Red Mist sérieusement

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Vraiment Carrément

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écoute si jamais tu voulais que je sois ton partenaire ou autre

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Tu veux être mon acolyte Ouais mec

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Toi et moi ensemble on serait trop forts

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Tu veux aller combattre un peu de crime Genre maintenant

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Ouais mec viens j'ai quelque chose à te montrer

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Pour être honnête avec toi je ne combats le crime qu'entre 21h et 02h en semaine

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Donc je vais pas tarder

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Kick Ass

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Red Mist

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Mist Das hat wehgetan

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Alles klar Ja ist schon ok

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Ich kann nicht glauben dass du hier bist Du bist mein Superheld

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Du hast mich inspiriert Kein Kick Ass kein Red Mist

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Ernsthaft Wow

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Hey wirklich Ehrlich Hör zu wenn du

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Wenn ich dein Partner werden könnte

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Du willst mein Partner sein

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Ja Mann Wir beide wären toll zusammen

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Wollen wir ein paar Verbrechen bekämpfen

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Jetzt sofort

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Ja komm schon ich muss dir etwas zeigen

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Ich will ehrlich mit dir sein

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ich bekämpfe Verbrechen nur zwischen 9 und 2 Uhr wochentags

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Also muss ich ziemlich bald nach Hause

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Red Mist

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Oh sial

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Brengsek ini benar benar sakit

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Kau baik baik saja

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Ya aku keren

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Aku tak percaya kau benar benar di sini Kau pahlawanku bung

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Kau mengilhamiku Maksudku tak ada kickass Tidak Red Mist

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Serius

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Sungguh

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Tentu saja lihat kalau kau ingin aku aku tidak tahu partner mu

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Kau ingin menjadi partner ku

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Yah bung

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kau dan aku bersama sama kita akan memiliki segalanya Ingin pergi untuk melawan beberapa kejahatan

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Maksudmu sekarang

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Ya ayolah bung Aku akan menunjukkan kepadamu apa

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Harus jujur denganmu

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Aku benar benar hanya memerangi kejahatan antara seperti sembilan dan dua hari kerja

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jadi Aku akan harus kembali segera

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キックアス

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レッドミスト

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うぉ

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いてっ

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おいおい

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平気平気

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ヒーローとこうして会えるなんて

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俺はあんたに影響されたんだ

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キックアスがなければレッドミストもなかった

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本当に

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もしよければ仲間にしてくれないか

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俺の仲間に

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頼むよ

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俺たちが組めば怖いものなし一緒に犯罪と戦おうぜ

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いま

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そうしようあんたに見せたいものがあるんだ

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実は

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ここ数日犯罪と戦ってないんだ

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だから早く復帰したい

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Пипец Угар

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Черт блин больно как

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Ты живой Да порядок

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Не верю что ты пришел Ведь ты мой герой

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Мой вдохновитель Без Пипца Угар не Угар

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Серьезно Надо же Что правда

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Точняк И слушай если я не знаю Если хочешь я стану твоими помощником

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Хочешь быть помощником Да брат Ты и я вместе это круто

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Хочешь вздрючить криминал В каком смысле Прямо сейчас

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Ну да пойдем я кое что покажу

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Если честно я мочу негодяев только с 9 до 2 по будням

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Так что у меня мало времени

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Kick Ass Red Mist

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Maldita sea me acabo de lastimar

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Estás bien Estoy bien

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Estás aquí Eres mi héroe

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Tú me inspiraste Sin Kick Ass no habría Red Mist

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En serio Sí

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Si buscas un compañero

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Quieres ser mi compañero

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Claro Tú y yo juntos tendríamos todo bajo control

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Quieres ir a luchar contra el crimen Ahora

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Sí vamos quiero mostrarte algo

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Soy honesto contigo Sólo combato al crimen de 9 a 2 entre semana

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Debo estar de vuelta pronto

Available in 9 languages

Duration

51 seconds

Views

35

Timestamp in Movie

00:59:43

Uploaded

Feb 07, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, crime

Production

Marv,Plan B Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Dave Lizewski is an unnoticed high school student and comic book fan who one day decides to become a superhero, even though he has no powers, training or meaningful reason to do so.