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Like most people my age I just existed
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Kick Ass

Like most people my age, I just existed

Dave Lizewski:

Like most people my age, I just existed

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Like most people my age I just existed
Duration
5 seconds
Views
369
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:50
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2022
Genres
action, comedy, crime
Production
Marv,Plan B Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Dave Lizewski is an unnoticed high school student and comic book fan who one day decides to become a superhero, even though he has no powers, training or meaningful reason to do so.

Actors

Aaron Taylor-Johnson
Dave Lizewski
Aaron Taylor-Johnson
Good morning, class. - Kick Ass 00:21
Good morning, class.
DAVE: Or jerking off, mostly to my English teacher. - Kick Ass 00:36
DAVE: Or jerking off, mostly to my English teacher.
Dave Lizewski - Kick Ass 00:12
Dave Lizewski
Don't think I haven't noticed you looking at my tits DaveMOANS I want your hands all over me DavePlease - Kick Ass 00:12
Don't think I haven't noticed you looking at my...
DAVE Sure a lot of what got me through the average school daywas making deposits in the whack off warehouse for laterThough to be honestit didn't take much to set me offI swear when my hormones balance outshares in Kleenex are gonna take a dive man - Kick Ass 00:18
DAVE Sure a lot of what got me through the average school...
Jesus guys does it not bug youWhy thousands of people wanna be Paris Hiltonand nobody wants to be Spider ManYeah what's with that She has like no tits at allMaybe it's the porn tape He doesn't have a porn tapeYou guys never saw One Night in Spider Man - Kick Ass 00:15
Jesus guys does it not bug youWhy thousands of people wanna...
DAVE: Is it me or do you kind of feel sorry for Chris D'Amico? - Kick Ass 00:40
DAVE: Is it me or do you kind of feel sorry for Chris...
MARTY: Did you spray anything over there? - Kick Ass 00:43
MARTY: Did you spray anything over there?
Come on, be honest with yourself. - Kick Ass 00:15
Come on, be honest with yourself.
The world I lived in heroes only existed in comic booksAnd I guess that would have been okay if bad guys were make believe tooBut they're not - Kick Ass 00:14
The world I lived in heroes only existed in comic booksAnd I...
Now my son is waiting out there in the car to go to the movies, and I ain't gonna disappoint him. - Kick Ass 00:16
Now my son is waiting out there in the car to go to the...
- Sorry you had to wait, buddy. - Kick Ass 00:30
- Sorry you had to wait, buddy.
DAVE: The comic books had it wrong. - Kick Ass 00:16
DAVE: The comic books had it wrong.
You are fucking awesome. - Kick Ass 00:10
You are fucking awesome.
Daddy, I'm scared. - Kick Ass 00:32
Daddy, I'm scared.
So have you thought a little more about what you might want for your birthdayCan I get a puppyYou wanna get a dogYeah a cuddly fluffy oneAnd a Bratz Movie Star Makeover SashaLAUGHSI'm just fucking with you DaddyLook I'd love a Benchmade Model 42 butterfly - Kick Ass 00:30
So have you thought a little more about what you might want...
I'm just fucking with you, Daddy. - Kick Ass 00:22
I'm just fucking with you, Daddy.
GIRL: "The glass of fashion and the mold of form "The observed of all observers quite, quite down! - Kick Ass 00:12
GIRL: "The glass of fashion and the mold of form...
DAVE I'll be honestthere wasn't a whole lot of crime fighting in those first few weeksBut even so my new vocation kept me plenty busyGRUNTINGShitI called it preparationBut if you called it fantasizing it would have been hard to argueAll I knew was I'd - Kick Ass 00:31
DAVE I'll be honestthere wasn't a whole lot of...
But if you called it fantasizing, it would have been hard to argue. - Kick Ass 00:11
But if you called it fantasizing, it would have been hard to...