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MARTY: Did you spray anything over there?

I don't have one. - Someone else jacked it last week.- Pussy. - Give me the bag.- It's...

Kick Ass • 2010

MARTY: Did you spray anything over there? Yeah, I thinkI might have just shat in my pants a little. - See you later.- God, see you. If that guy would have spoken to melike that, I would have kicked his ass. Todd, when have you everkicked anyone's ass? Whatever, man.I would have just gone for his knees. - You're not making sense.- What I'm saying is the centrifugal force of Batman's batarang would undoubtedlypenetrate the Joker's force field, - leaving him totally vulnerable to the...- All right... THUG: Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Pussy patrol.- Fuck. - Phones, money.- Dude, not again, come on. - Phone.- TODD: I don't have one. - Someone else jacked it last week.- Pussy. - Give me the bag.- It's just comics. Yo, you want to get cut?

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BOTH LAUGHING

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MARTY Did you spray anything over there

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Yeah I think I might have just shat in my pants a little

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See you later God see you

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If that guy would have spoken to me like that I would have kicked his ass

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Todd when have you ever kicked anyone's ass

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Whatever man I would have just gone for his knees

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You're not making sense What I'm saying is the centrifugal force

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of Batman's batarang would undoubtedly penetrate the Joker's force field

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leaving him totally vulnerable to the All right

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THUG Whoa whoa whoa

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Pussy patrol Fuck

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Phones money Dude not again come on

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Phone TODD I don't have one

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Someone else jacked it last week Pussy

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Give me the bag It's just comics

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Yo you want to get cut

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هل أفلت منك شيء هناك أجل أظن ني تغو طت في سروالي

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إلى الل قاء إلى الل قاء

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لو كنت مكانك لأوسعته ضربا

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تود ومتى أوسعت أحدا ضربا في حياتك

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لا يهم كنت سأضربه بركبته

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كلامك غير منطقي

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ستقتحم قو ة عصا باتمان مجاله الطاقي مما سيجعله ضعيفا

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حسنا لكن كما تعلم دورية المخن ثين

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الهواتف والمال ليس مجددا

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هاتفك لا أملكه سرقه أحدهم الأسبوع الماضي

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مخن ث أعطني الكيس

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إن ها مجر د قصص مصو رة أتريد أن تجرح

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ওখ ন ত র হ লত ক মন হল মন হয় ক পড় নষ ট হয় গ ছ

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ওই ব য ট যদ আম র স থ ওভ ব কথ বলত প ট য় হ ড ড ম স আল দ কর ফ লত ম আম

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টড জ বন কব ক ক প ট ল ত ই

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য ট ই হ ক হ ট র ব ট ত অন তত খ ল ফ লত ম

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ক সব আব ল ত ব ল বল স

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দ খ আম বলত চ চ ছ ব য টম য ন র ব ম র য় র শক ত ব শ

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স ট ন শ চয়ই জ ক র র ফ র স ফ ল ড ভ দ কর য ব

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ত হল স ন সন দ হ

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ঠ ক আছ আর ত রপর ক ন ত দ খ এই য ব ল ই চ ক দ র র

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ফ ন ট ক ব ইর কর

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কয়ব র ন ব আর ন

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ফ নট দ

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আম র ফ ন ন ই গত সপ ত হ আর কজন ছ নত ই কর ছ

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ইন দ র ব য গট দ

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এট ত খ ল কম কস আছ অই ভ ড় ফ স য় দ ই ন ইল

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Qu'est ce qui s'est passé là dedans Ouais je crois que je me suis chié dessus Jpensais qu'il allait me frapper

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A plus

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Ouais jlui aurais botté le cul moi Tod as tu seulement déjà botté le cul de quelqu'un

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Bien sûr Je l'aurais mis à genoux

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Mais bien sûr

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Le batarang passe à travers le champ de force du Joker mais

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Par ici les tantouses

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Téléphones Thunes Ho les mecs pas encore allez

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Portable J'en ai pas Quelqu'un d'autre me l'a piqué la semaine dernière

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Pédale Donne moi ton sac

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C'est juste des comics Zyva yo tu veux te faire planter

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Hast du hier irgendwas versprüht

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Ich glaube ich habe mir ein wenig in die Hose gemacht

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Bis später Bis dann

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Hätte der so mit mir geredet hätte ich ihn verprügelt

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Todd wann hast du jemals einen verprügelt

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Egal Mann Ich hätte auf seine Knie gezielt

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Verstehe ich nicht Ich sage die Zentrifugalkraft

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von Batmans Batarang hätte das Kraftfeld des Jokers durchstoßen

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und ihn verwundbar für Klar

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Weichei Patrouille Mist

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Handys Geld Alter nicht schon wieder

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Handy Ich habe keins

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Jemand nahm es mir letzte Woche ab Weichei

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Gib mir die Tasche Das sind nur Comics

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Willst du was abkriegen

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Apa yang kau pikirkan apa yang terjadi di sana Ya

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Aku pikir dia ingin mengalahkanku

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Seharusnya dianggap

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Ya jika Aku sangat kuat untuk melanjutkan mengalahkan

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Apakah seperti saat kau memukuli seseorang

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tak masalah bung Aku bicara dan oleh

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Kau tak berpikir logis

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Bukan yang aku maksud adalah

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Selamat datang pengecut

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Telepon Uang

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Hei cowok tidak lagi Ayo

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Telepon Aku tak punya satupun Orang lain mengambilnya minggu lalu

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Puas

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Berikan tas itu cuma komik

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Kau ingin dipotong

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カツアゲでーす

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電話と金

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もう勘弁してくれ

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電話先週誰かが持ってっただろ

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カスが

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バッグよこせただの漫画だよ

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切られてーのか

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Чем это тут воняет Да Кажется я обосрался

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Пока Пока

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Если бы амбал меня послал я бы ему врезал Да Ты хоть когда нибудь хоть кому то врезал

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Не важно врезал бы по коленям Ага я так и подумал

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Короче я говорю это в три раза больше силы Бэтмена когда тот проник в силовое поле Джокера сделав его

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Стой стой стой

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Пеший патруль

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Трубы бабки Что опять Бросьте

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А труба Трубу уже отобрали на прошлой неделе Хлюпик

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Гони пакет Там комиксы Че порезать тебя

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Te has meado allí Sí Creo que me manché los pantalones

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Si hubiera estado allí le habría pateado el culo

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Cuándo le has pateado el culo al alguien Todd

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Lo que sea amigo Lo hubiera hecho arrodillarse

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No tiene sentido lo que dices

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El batarang pasó por el campo de fuerza del Joker así que

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Patrulla de mariquitas

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Teléfono y dinero No de nuevo vamos

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El teléfono No tengo me lo quitaron la semana pasada

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Mariquita Dame la mochila

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Son sólo cómics Quieres ser cortado

Available in 9 languages

Duration

43 seconds

Views

45

Timestamp in Movie

00:07:34

Uploaded

Feb 07, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, crime

Production

Marv,Plan B Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Dave Lizewski is an unnoticed high school student and comic book fan who one day decides to become a superhero, even though he has no powers, training or meaningful reason to do so.