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DAVE: Seemed like no time at all before I was back on my feet

Apart from somemessed up nerve endings, the doctors had managedto fix me up pretty good....

Kick Ass • 2010

DAVE:Seemed like no time at allbefore I was back on my feet. - Dave's what?- Shh. Not now. DAVE: Apart from somemessed up nerve endings, the doctors had managedto fix me up pretty good. - Did you feel that?- No. You're like fucking Jason Bourneor something, man. That owns. - How about that?- No, Marty! Give it a fucking rest, man. I've only been back half a day, and you're alreadymaking me miss the hospital. He's right. I'm sorry.I'm acting totally childish. - Stop with the fork.- I apologize

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DAVE Seemed like no time at all before I was back on my feet

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Dave's what Shh Not now

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DAVE Apart from some messed up nerve endings

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the doctors had managed to fix me up pretty good

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Did you feel that No

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You're like fucking Jason Bourne or something man That owns

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How about that No Marty

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Give it a fucking rest man

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I've only been back half a day

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and you're already making me miss the hospital

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He's right I'm sorry I'm acting totally childish

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Stop with the fork I apologize

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FRIENDS LAGHING

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لم يمر وقت طويل قبل أن أشفى

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ماذا عن ديف اخفضي صوتك

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اتلفت نهاياتي العصبية لكن الأطباء عالجوني جيدا

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هل أحسست بهذا كلا

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أنت كـ جيسون بورن أو ما شابه هذا رائع

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وماذا عن هذه كلا يا مارتي دعكم من ذلك

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لم أعد إلا منذ نصف يوم وها أنتم تجعلوني أفتقد المستشفى

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إن ه محق أنا آسف هذا تصر ف طفولي

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كف عن طعني الشوكة انظر لهذا

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দল ফ রত আম র সময় ল গল ন

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ড ভ ক আওয় জ ন চ

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স ন য় র ক ছ সমস য ব দ

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ড ক ত র র আম ক ব শ ভ ল ভ ব ই প ঠ য় ছ ন

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ব যথ ল গছ ন

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ত ই একদম জ সন ব র ন ট ইপ ক ছ হয় গ ছ স স ঘ ত ক ব য প র ম ম

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এব র ল গ ছ ন ম র ট

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থ ম ত এসব

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আধ দ নও হয়ন আম এস ছ

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আর ত দ র জ ব ল য় আম র আব র হ সপ ত ল য ত মন চ চ ছ

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ঠ ক আম দ খ ত আম ব চ চ দ র মত করছ

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ক ট চ মচ ন য় খ লব ন ত ক

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Èinilo se kao da sam odmah stao na noge

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Dave est quoi

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Osim zbrkanih zavr etaka ivaca Les docteurs m'avaient plutôt bien retapé

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T'as senti ça Non

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Sérieux t'es comme Jason Bourne ça déchire

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Et ça Non Marty

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Fous moi la paix mec ça fait seulement une demi journée que je suis revenu j'ai déjà envie de retourner à l'hopitâl

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Il a raison désolé Je vais poser mon plateau

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In kurzer Zeit war ich wieder auf den Beinen

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Dave ist was Nicht jetzt

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Abgesehen von einigen kaputten Nervenenden

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hatten die Ärzte mich wieder gut hingekriegt

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Hast du das gespürt Nein

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Du bist wie Jason Bourne Das ist großartig

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Und das Nein Marty

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Lass es bleiben Mann

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Ich bin erst einen halben Tag zurück

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und vermisse das Krankenhaus schon

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Er hat recht Tut mir leid Ich benehme mich total kindisch

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Weg mit der Gabel Tut mir leid

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Sejauh yang Aku tahu sekarang aku kembali baik Besp

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Apa Dave Diam

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Tapi heran setiap orang apa yang terjadi

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Tapi para dokter memiliki baik Bisalahi

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Apakah kau merasa ini

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Tidak

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Kau seperti sialan Jason Bourne atau sesuatu Yang memiliki

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Bagaimana waktu itu Tidak Marty

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beri dia istirahat bung

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Aku cuma pernah kembali seperti setengah hari dan kau sudah membuatku agak ketinggalan rumah sakit

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Dia benar Maafkan aku

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回復からは程遠かった

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デイヴがまさか

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めちゃくちゃになった末端神経を除いては

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医者はよく治してくれた

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痛み感じるか

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まったく

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まるでジェイソンボーンじゃね

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感じないよマーティ

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いい加減にしてくれよ

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何度もてあそべば気が済むんだよ

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やりすぎたごめん

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子供じみてたよ

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Очень скоро я снова встал на ноги

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Не считая пары убитых нервных окончаний врачи собрали меня как новенького

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Чувствуешь Нет Ты как Джейсон Борн сраный это круто

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А вот так Нет Марти

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Оставь меня в покое чума великая Я здесь всего пол дня а из за вас уже хочу обратно в больницу

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Он прав Прости Я стал как ребенок

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Хватит уже Сейчас

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Después de un tiempo estaba de nuevo de pie Qué Dave qué

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Después de revisar mis terminaciones nerviosas el doctor me arregló bastante bien

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Sentiste eso No

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Eres como el maldito Jason Bourne o similar

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Y esto No Marty déjame en paz

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Regresé después de estar día y medio en el hospital y ya lo extraño

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Tienes razón Fui muy infantil

Available in 9 languages

Duration

33 seconds

Views

328

Timestamp in Movie

00:25:09

Uploaded

Feb 07, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, crime

Production

Marv,Plan B Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Dave Lizewski is an unnoticed high school student and comic book fan who one day decides to become a superhero, even though he has no powers, training or meaningful reason to do so.