That's not me, by the way. That's some Armenian dude with a history of mental health...
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Dave Lizewski:
That's not me, by the way. That's some Armenian dude with a history of mental health problems. Who am I? I'm kick ass!
[six months earlier]
Dave Lizewski:
That's me. Back before any of this crazy shit happened. I guess I'm the last person you'd expect to become a superhero. I'm not saying there was anything wrong with me, but there was nothing special, either. I wasn't into sports, I wasn't a mathlete or a hardcore gamer. I didn't have a piercing, or an eating disorder, or 3000 friends on MySpace. My only superpower was being invisible to girls. And out of my friends, man, I wasn't even the funny one. Like most people my age, I just existed.
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That's me back before any of this crazy shit happened
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I guess I was the last person you'd expect to become a superhero
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I'm not saying there was anything wrong with me
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but there was nothing special either
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Asshole I wasn't into sports
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I wasn't a mathlete or a hardcore gamer
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I didn't have a piercing or an eating disorder
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or 3 000 friends on MySpace
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My only superpower was being invisible to girls
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And out of my friends man I wasn't even the funny one
Clip duration: 37 seconds
Views: 213
Timestamp in movie: 00h 02m 15s
Uploaded: 16 March, 2022
Genres: action, comedy, crime
Summary: Dave Lizewski is an unnoticed high school student and comic book fan who one day decides to become a superhero, even though he has no powers, training or meaningful reason to do so.
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00:05 This is awesome I look like fricking Wolverine
00:09 What's the difference between Spider Man and Peter...
00:06 Okay you cunts let's see what you can do now
00:26 It was time to engage
00:32 Daddy I'm scared
00:19 If it wasn't for you I'd be dead
01:07 I'm so proud of you baby doll
00:09 Who the fuck are you supposed to be the Green Condom
00:36 Even with my metal plates and my fucked up nerve endings
00:16 Jesus guys does it not bug you
00:27 Like what
00:25 What do you think I don't know but I think Kick Ass is...
00:07 You owe that kid a childhood
00:10 I gotta send a public service message to the people out...
00:06 Mommy I want a Kick Ass party Dumb little fucks
00:07 No more homework baby doll
00:04 What a douche
00:04 That's right we're superheroes You love us
00:08 Like every serial killer already knew
00:03 Hey I got one of those