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What a douche

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What a douche
Available in 9 languages
Duration
4 seconds
Views
626
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:47
Uploaded
Feb 07, 2026
Genres
action, comedy, crime
Production
Marv,Plan B Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Dave Lizewski is an unnoticed high school student and comic book fan who one day decides to become a superhero, even though he has no powers, training or meaningful reason to do so.
You have done self tan before, right? - Kick Ass 00:36
You have done self tan before, right?
DAMON: Once upon a time, there were two supercops, called Daddy and Marcus, who were very good at getting bad guys. - Kick Ass 00:17
DAMON: Once upon a time, there were two supercops, called...
Being framed as a drug dealer was the worst possible thing that could have happened to Daddy. - Kick Ass 00:15
Being framed as a drug dealer was the worst possible thing...
With Daddy in prison, his pregnant wife was all alone and could not cope. - Kick Ass 00:16
With Daddy in prison, his pregnant wife was all alone and...
Mindy was born! - Kick Ass 00:17
Mindy was born!
Now, it was time for Mindy to get ready, too. - Kick Ass 00:06
Now, it was time for Mindy to get ready, too.
How'd you find me, Marcus? - Kick Ass 00:09
How'd you find me, Marcus?
Is this how you brainwashed Mindy? - Kick Ass 00:29
Is this how you brainwashed Mindy?
I should warn you, that asshole Gigante is looking for Kick-Ass. - Kick Ass 00:53
I should warn you, that asshole Gigante is looking for...
You owe that kid a childhoodI'll tell you who owes her a childhoodFrank D'Amico - Kick Ass 00:10
You owe that kid a childhoodI'll tell you who owes her...
Holy shit. - Kick Ass 00:09
Holy shit.
Follow him, around the corner. - Kick Ass 00:06
Follow him, around the corner.
What's with the high-fives? - Kick Ass 00:14
What's with the high-fives?
He's going in the alley. - Kick Ass 00:11
He's going in the alley.
Hey, Kick-Ass. - Kick Ass 00:27
Hey, Kick-Ass.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, let's go. - Kick Ass 00:08
Come on, come on, come on, come on, let's go.
KATIE: He was so young. - Kick Ass 00:50
KATIE: He was so young.
Mommy I want a Kick Ass party Dumb little fucks - Kick Ass 00:06
Mommy I want a Kick Ass party Dumb little fucks
Like what - Kick Ass 00:27
Like what
What are you fucking kidding me What the hell is thisIt's everything I needAnd you might have to screw someone over like Louie or somethingLouie EXCLAIMS Hey Chris Or somebody It doesn't have to be LouieTony TonyTony I hate TonyYeah fuck Tony He's a - Kick Ass 00:27
What are you fucking kidding me What the hell is...