Dave Lizewski: Jesus, guys, doesn't it bug you? Like thousand of people wanna be Paris Hilton and nobody wants to be Spiderman. Marty: Yeah, what's with that? She has like no tits at all. Todd: Maybe

Jesus, guys, doesn't it bug you? Like thousand of people...

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Dave Lizewski:
Jesus, guys, doesn't it bug you? Like thousand of people wanna be Paris Hilton and nobody wants to be Spiderman.
Marty:
Yeah, what's with that? She has like no tits at all.
Todd:
Maybe it's the porn tape, he doesn't have a porn tape.
Marty:
You guys never saw "One Night In Spiderman"?

Transcript:
you'd think one would give it a try.
Jesus, guys, does it not bug you?
Why thousands of people
wanna be Paris Hilton
and nobody wants to be Spider-Man?
Yeah, what's with that?
She has, like, no tits at all.
Maybe it's the porn tape.
He doesn't have a porn tape.
You guys never saw
One Night in Spider-Man?
Guess who?
Is it me or do you kind of feel sorry
for Chris D'Amico?
Yeah, it must be terrible
to have a rich dad and everything you want.
I wish you wouldn't have said anything
- 'cause I feel like I'm gonna start crying.
- Right.
The fact that he's always on his own?
We should, like, talk to him.
See if he wants to hang out with us.
I didn't say we should talk to him. I just...
Think about it. Come on, it'd be awesome.
If he was our friend,
no one would ever fuck with us again.
Well, go on then, Todd. You wanna...
- I can get up.
- No, no...
- You wanna go talk to him? I can move.
- Dave... Dave should go.
- Dave should go.
- Why?

Clip duration: 55 seconds
Views: 89
Timestamp in movie: 00:00:00
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: action, comedy, crime
Summary: Dave Lizewski is an unnoticed high school student and comic book fan who one day decides to become a superhero, even though he has no powers, training or meaningful reason to do so.


Actors

Dave Lizewski - Aaron Taylor-Johnson
Marty - Clark Duke