Jesus, guys, doesn't it bug you? Like thousand of people...
Jesus, guys, doesn't it bug you? Like thousand of people wanna be Paris Hilton and nobody wants to be Spiderman.
Yeah, what's with that? She has like no tits at all.
Maybe it's the porn tape, he doesn't have a porn tape.
You guys never saw "One Night In Spiderman"?
you'd think one would give it a try.
Jesus, guys, does it not bug you?
Why thousands of people
wanna be Paris Hilton
and nobody wants to be Spider-Man?
Yeah, what's with that?
She has, like, no tits at all.
Maybe it's the porn tape.
He doesn't have a porn tape.
You guys never saw
One Night in Spider-Man?
Is it me or do you kind of feel sorry
for Chris D'Amico?
Yeah, it must be terrible
to have a rich dad and everything you want.
I wish you wouldn't have said anything
- 'cause I feel like I'm gonna start crying.
The fact that he's always on his own?
We should, like, talk to him.
See if he wants to hang out with us.
I didn't say we should talk to him. I just...
Think about it. Come on, it'd be awesome.
If he was our friend,
no one would ever fuck with us again.
Well, go on then, Todd. You wanna...
- I can get up.
- No, no...
- You wanna go talk to him? I can move.
- Dave... Dave should go.
- Dave should go.
Clip duration: 55 seconds
Timestamp in movie: 00:00:00
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: action, comedy, crime
Summary: Dave Lizewski is an unnoticed high school student and comic book fan who one day decides to become a superhero, even though he has no powers, training or meaningful reason to do so.