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DOORMAN: Why can't I have a gun?

You're a doorman now.You don't get a gun no more. Look at me. I look like a putz. You look...

Kick Ass • 2010

DOORMAN:Why can't I have a gun?I'm a security guard. JOE:You're a doorman now.You don't get a gun no more. Look at me. I look like a putz. You look sharp. Look at all them buttons.Do your job. Open the fucking door. Have a nice day

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DOORMAN Why can't I have a gun I'm a security guard

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JOE You're a doorman now You don't get a gun no more

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Look at me I look like a putz

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You look sharp Look at all them buttons Do your job Open the fucking door

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BEEPS

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Have a nice day

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لم لا يحق لي أن أحمل مسدسا أنا حارس أمني

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أنت بو اب الآن لم يعد يحق لك أن تحمل سلاحا

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أبدو سخيفا

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بل تبدو أنيقا انظر لكل هذه الأزرار قم بعملك وافتح هذا الباب اللعين

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طاب يومك

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আম ক প স তল দ ব ন ক ন আম স ক উর ট গ র ড

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ত ম র ক জ দরজ খ ল আর ল গ ন ত ম র প স তল ল গব ন

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আম ক ছ গল র মত ল গছ দ খত

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ত ম ক ভ ল ই ল গছ কত কত ব ত ম ন জ র ক জ কর এখন দরজ ট খ ল

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আপন র দ নট স ন দর হ ক

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Pourquoi je n'ai pas d'arme Je suis un agent de sécurité Tu es un portier tu n'auras pas d'arme

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Regarde moi j'ai l'air d'un clown Mais non ils sont sympa ces boutons

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Fais ton job ouvre cette putain de porte

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Bonne journée

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Warum darf ich keine Waffe haben Ich bin ein Wachmann

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Du bist jetzt Portier Da bekommt man keine Waffe

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Ich sehe lächerlich aus

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Du siehst gut aus All die Knöpfe Tu deine Arbeit Öffne die verdammte Tür

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Einen schönen Tag

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Mengapa Aku tak bisa mendapatkan senjata Aku penjaga keamanan

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Kau tak bisa mendapatkan satu pernah

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Aku tampaknya melihat dengan baik Lihat tombol ini tampaknya kau

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Apakah pekerjaanmu cepatlah buka pintu

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Semoga harimu menyenangkan

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なんで銃を持てない俺は護衛だぞ

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お前はドアマンだ銃はいらねえ

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この間抜けな格好しゅんとしてるぞ

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ドアを開けるのがお前の仕事だ

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良い１日を

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А чего я без пушки я же охранник Ты тут швейцар ствол не положено

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Я выгляжу как паяц Зато у тебя пуговиц сколько Работай открывай дверку

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Прошу вас

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Por qué no puedo tener un arma Soy un guardia

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Ahora eres el portero No tienen armas

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Me veo como un idiota No Mira a todos esos botones

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Haz tu trabajo Ve a abrir la puerta

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Que tenga un buen día

Available in 9 languages

Duration

18 seconds

Views

192

Timestamp in Movie

00:18:49

Uploaded

Feb 07, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, crime

Production

Marv,Plan B Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Dave Lizewski is an unnoticed high school student and comic book fan who one day decides to become a superhero, even though he has no powers, training or meaningful reason to do so.