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You better fire this asshole

You better fire this asshole. Ignore him... A bazooka? - Okay.- We had a deal, Dad. We had...

Kick Ass • 2010

You better fire this asshole. Ignore him... A bazooka? - Okay.- We had a deal, Dad. We had a fucking dealthat I would get you the guy who did it, and all I'm asking is you let Kick-Ass go.He didn't do anything wrong. Chris, you got to look at thisfrom my point of view. Okay? I gotta send a public service messageto the people out there that being a superherois bad for your health. And the Big motherfucker?Nobody knows who he is. - Yeah, but that's not fair!- Yeah, life's not fair, kid. Get over it. What are you gonna do to them? You really wanna be a part of my business? Yeah. Then sit down, shut up and watch

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You better fire this asshole

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Ignore him

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A bazooka

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Okay We had a deal Dad

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We had a fucking deal that I would get you the guy who did it

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and all I'm asking is you let Kick Ass go He didn't do anything wrong

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Chris you got to look at this from my point of view Okay

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I gotta send a public service message to the people out there

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that being a superhero is bad for your health

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And the Big motherfucker Nobody knows who he is

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Yeah but that's not fair Yeah life's not fair kid Get over it

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What are you gonna do to them

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You really wanna be a part of my business

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Yeah

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Then sit down shut up and watch

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يجب أن تطرد هذا الحقير لا تلق له بالا

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مدفع بازوكا

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حسن

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لقد اتفقنا يا أبي اتفقنا يا أبي أن أمك نك من الفاعل

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وكل ما أطلبه منك هو أن تطلق سراح كيك آس

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كريس عليك أن تفهم دواعي لهذا الأمر حسن

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يجب أن أرسل رسالة للعموم هناك

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أن التحول لبطل خارق يضر بصحتك

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وذلك الحقير لا يعرف أحد من يكون

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لكن هذا ليس عدلا الحياة ليست عادلة تمالك نفسك

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ماذا ستفعل بهما

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هل تريد أن تكون جزءا من عملي حقا

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أجل

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فاجلس واخرس وشاهد

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এই শ য় র র ব চ চ র চ কর ন য় ন ও

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ব দ দ ও

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ব জ ক

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আচ ছ

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আম দ র কথ ছ ল ব ব আম ওই ল কক ধর য় দ ব

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আর ত ম ক ক অ য সক ছ ড় দ ব

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ও উল ট প ল ট ক ছ কর ন

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ক র স ব য প রট ক আম র চ খ দ খ আচ ছ

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আম সব ম ন ষ র ক ছ একট জনস ব ম লক ব র ত প ছ দ ব য

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স প রহ র হওয় স ব স থ য র জন য ক ষত কর

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আর ওই বড় ব নচ দট

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ক উ জ ন ন স ক

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এসব ঠ ক ন জ বন ক ছ ই ঠ ক ন ঘ য নঘ য ন ক র ন

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ত ম ওদ র ক করব

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ত ম ক সত য ই আম র ক জ র অ শ হত চ ও

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হ য

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ত হল বস আর ম খ বন ধ কর দ খ

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Tu devrais virer ce connard

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Ignore le

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Un bazooka

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Okay

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On avait un deal papa On avait un putain de deal que je t'aurais le mec qui a fait ça

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Tout ce que je te demande c'est de laisser partir Kick Ass

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Il n'a rien fait de mal

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Chris il faut que tu considère ça de mon point de vue

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Je vais envoyer un petit message public aux gens dehors

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Qu'être un super héros est mauvais pour la santé

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Quant à l'autre fils de pute personne n'en a jamais entendu parler

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Mais ce n'est pas juste La vie n'est pas juste mon gars tu dois t'y faire

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Qu'est ce que tu vas leur faire

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Tu veux vraiment participer à mon buisness

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Ouais Donc assieds toi ferme la et regarde

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Besser du feuerst dieses Arschloch

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Ignorier ihn

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Eine Bazooka

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Ok Wir hatten eine Abmachung Dad

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Wir hatten eine Abmachung Wenn ich dir den Typen bringe

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solltest du Kick Ass gehen lassen Er hat nichts gemacht

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Chris du musst das aus meiner Sicht sehen Ok

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Ich muss der Öffentlichkeit eine Mitteilung liefern

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dass ein Superheld zu sein schlecht für die Gesundheit ist

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Und der große Mistkerl Keiner weiß wer er ist

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Ja aber das ist nicht fair Das Leben ist nicht fair Gewöhn dich dran

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Was wirst du mit ihnen machen

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Willst du wirklich Teil meines Geschäfts werden

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Ja

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Dann setz dich hin und sieh zu

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Lebih baik untuk mengusir pengisap

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Diabaikan

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Bazoka

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Oke

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Kami memiliki kesepakatan ayah Kami memiliki kesepakatan sialan itu Aku akan membuatmu mendapatkan pelakunya

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Yang Aku minta adalah membiarkan kickass pergi Dia tak melakukan sesuatu yang salah

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Chris kau harus melihat itu pandanganku

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Aku ingin mengirimkan pesan layanan sedikit publik untuk memperingatkan orang orang di luar sana

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bahwa menjadi superhero adalah berbahaya untuk kesehatanmu

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Dan bajingan besar ada yang pernah mendengar tentang dia

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Tapi Itu tak adil

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Hidup ini tak adil Nak Dapatkan di atasnya

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Apa yang akan kau lakukan untuk mereka

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Kau benar benar ingin menjadi bagian dari bisnisku

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Ya

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duduk dan diam

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こいつクビにしてよ

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ほっとけ

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バズーカ

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いいだろ

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犯人を捕まえるの目的だろ

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キックアスは悪いことはしていない

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俺の立場も考えろいいな

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スーパーヒーローになるのは損だと世間に知らしめてやらないといけない

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誰も奴の正体を知らない

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あまりにも理不尽だ

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人生は理不尽なものだ乗り越えろ

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あいつらに何をするの

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関わりたいのか

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うん

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じゃあ黙って座って

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見てろ

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Уволь этого ублюдка Не слушай

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Базука Хорошо

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Был договор Пап мы договорились

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Я выведу тебя на парня а взамен прошу отпустить Пипца Он ничего не сделал

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Крис посмотри на это с моей стороны Ладно

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Я должен передать доступное послание всем людям

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Быть супергероем опасно для здоровья

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А этот здоровый лось его никто не знает Да но так нечестно Жизнь нечестна сынок смирись

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Что с ними станет

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Ты очень хочешь войти в мой бизнес

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Да Тогда сядь заткнись и вникай

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Despide a ese imbécil No le hagas caso

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Una bazuca

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El acuerdo fue que ibas a traer al que lo hizo

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Yo sólo quería dejar ir a Kick Ass

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Chris míralo desde mi perspectiva

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Quiero mandar un pequeño mensaje de servicio público y advertirle a la gente

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que ser un súper héroe es malo para la salud

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Y de ese maldito desgraciado nadie sabe quién es

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Eso No es justo La vida tampoco vete

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Qué harás con ellos

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Realmente quieres ser parte de mis negocios

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Entonces siéntate cállate y mira

Available in 9 languages

Duration

47 seconds

Views

112

Timestamp in Movie

01:21:29

Uploaded

Feb 07, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, crime

Production

Marv,Plan B Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Dave Lizewski is an unnoticed high school student and comic book fan who one day decides to become a superhero, even though he has no powers, training or meaningful reason to do so.