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You have done self tan before, right?

Murder, superheroesbreaking into my bedroom, my life had turned into somefucked-up dream I...

Kick Ass • 2010

You have done self tan before, right? Yeah, like, I do it all the time. DAVE:Murder, superheroesbreaking into my bedroom, my life had turned into somefucked-up dream I couldn't wake up from. Even the good parts were totally surreal. Oh, hey, I read those oldDitko Spider-Mans you gave me. They're actually pretty good. Yeah, they are. And it's been a whole weeksince I've heard from Rasul. That's great

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You have done self tan before right

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Yeah like I do it all the time

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DAVE Murder superheroes breaking into my bedroom

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my life had turned into some fucked up dream I couldn't wake up from

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Even the good parts were totally surreal

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Oh hey I read those old Ditko Spider Mans you gave me

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They're actually pretty good

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Yeah they are

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And it's been a whole week since I've heard from Rasul

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That's great

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قمت بتدليك الد هون من قبل صحيح

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أجل دائما تقريبا

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جريمة قتل وأبطال خارقون يقتحمون غرفتي

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أضحت حياتي كابوسا لا أستطيع الاستيقاظ منه

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حتى الأجزاء الماتعة فيه غير واقعية بالمرة

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قرأت قصص سبايدرمان القديمة للكاتب ديكتو التي أعطيتها لي كانت رائعة جدا

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أجل صحيح

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ولم أسمع عن رزول منذ أسبوع

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هذا رائع

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ত ম ত এর আগ ও স লফ ট য ন কর য় ছ ন

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হ য আম ত সবসময়ই কর

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খ ন খ র ব ব ডর ম স প রহ র দ র আগমন

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আম র জ বন এক দ স বপ ন পর ণত হয় ছ য ট থ ক আম জ গত প রছ ন

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ভ ল দ কগ ল পর যন ত ক মন স বপ ন স বপ ন ল গ

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আম ত ম র দ ওয় ওই প রন ড টক র স প ইড রম য ন কম কসগ ল পড় ছ

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ওগ ল আসল ই ব শ ভ ল

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হ য আসল ই

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আর র জ ল র খবর ন ই এক সপ ত হ ধর

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দ র ণ ত

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Tu as déjà utilisé de l'autobronzant avant non Ouais je fais ça tout le temps

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Des meutres des superheros qui s'invitent dans ma chambre

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Ma vie s'était transformée en rêve dont je ne pouvais pas me réveiller

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même le bon côté avait un côté surréaliste

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Oh hey j'ai lu ces vieux Spidermans que tu m'as donnés c'est plutôt sympa en fait

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Ouais pour sûr

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Et ça fait toute une semaine que je n'ai pas entendu parler de Rasul

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Génial

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Du hast schon mal Selbstbräuner aufgetragen oder

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Ja das mache ich dauernd

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Mörder Superhelden in mein Zimmer einbrechen

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mein Leben war ein Albtraum geworden aus dem ich nicht aufwachte

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Sogar die guten Seiten waren total surreal

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Hey ich habe deine alten Ditko Spider Mans gelesen

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Die sind sogar ganz gut

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Ja sind sie

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Und Rasul habe ich seit einer Woche nicht gesehen

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Das ist toll

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Kamu sudah selesai berjemur betul kan

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Ya kulakukan sepanjang waktu

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Pembunuhan Pahlawan super melanggar di kamarku

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Bahkan dengan bagian yang baik yang tampak seperti nyata

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Oh hey aku membaca buku buku tua Spiderman yang kau beri kepadaku Sebenarnya bagus banget

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Ya itu bagus

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Dan telah lebih dari seminggu dan tak mendengar apa apa tentang

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Bagus sekali

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自分で日焼け止めを塗ってきたの

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いつも自分でやってるよ

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俺の部屋に押し入る人殺しスーパーヒーロー

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俺の人生は目覚められない夢のようになった

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この良い部分も夢ではない

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ディトコのスパイダーマンあれ本当に面白いね

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そうでしょ

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それにあれから１週間ラズールとも音沙汰なし

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それはよかった

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Ты уже делал автозагар Ну да я все время делаю

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Убийства супергерои в моей спальне

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Моя жизнь превратилась в адский сон а я не мог проснуться

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Даже приятные моменты обернулись полным сером

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Да кстати читаю твоего Человека Паука вполне не плохо

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Да точно

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И уже неделю не объявлялся Расул

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Это клево

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Alguna vez has utilizado bronceador

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Sí muy a menudo

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Superhéroes asesinos irrumpen en mi habitación

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Mi vida era un jodido sueño del que no había despertado

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Incluso las mejores partes eran bastante surrealistas

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Leí esos cómics de Spider Man de Ditko que me diste soy muy buenos

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Sí que lo son

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Y ha pasado una semana acerca de Rasul

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Es grandioso

Available in 9 languages

Duration

36 seconds

Views

54

Timestamp in Movie

00:48:02

Uploaded

Feb 07, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, crime

Production

Marv,Plan B Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Dave Lizewski is an unnoticed high school student and comic book fan who one day decides to become a superhero, even though he has no powers, training or meaningful reason to do so.