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Kick Me

A nightmare comedy about a school counselor whose compassion, generosity and dedication destroy the lives of everyone around him.

Director

Gary Huggins

Year

Genre

action, comedy, horror

Box Office

N/A

Production

Meconium Pictures

Awards

7 wins

Santiago

Santiago Vasquez

Luther

Ramone Armstrong

Blitz

Matthew Stathas

Ro-Tel

Blitz's Mom

Heather

Soldier One

Luther's Dad

Mr. Peacock

Betsy

Eladio's Wife

Mike

Pateek

Eladio

Kid

Daniel Alatorre

Petal

Luther's Mom

Victim

Jenkem Guy

Mother-To-Be

Shannon Michalski

Teacher

Culprit

Cole Guttormsen

Soldier Two

Stuart Scott Smith

Lupita

Malled Man

Jim Schweers

Principal

Mr. Choki

Alberto Mercado Ortiz

Choir

Kianna Marie Aberry

Doorman

Choir

Alejandra Alejandre

Security

Choir

Audience

Choir

Tiffany Barboso

Choir

Si-Anna Bernett

Gateway Highstepper

Choir

Choir

Choir

Amelia Brightwell

Choir

Self

Choir

Choir

Jeremiah Butner

Choir

Choir

Club Owner

Juan Carlos Caceres

Audience

Marvin Caldwell

Choir

Choir

Samantha Carter

Choir

Richard Cassidy

Choir

Choir

Mall Dog

Choir

Giovanna Chavez

Choir

Pet Shop Boy

Audience

Tatiana Coleman

Choir

Julian Calderon Contreras

Audience

Audience

Choir

Choir

Audience

Gateway Highstepper

Gateway Highstepper

Choir

Jessica de la Paz

Musician

Audience

Student

Student

Teacher

Gateway Highstepper

Football Player

Isaac James Emerson

Audience

Choir

Tomas Escarpita

Student

Audience

Bobbie Sue Flowers

Audience

Choir

Gabriela Gandara

Musician

Juan Carlos Garcia

Choir

Businessman

Security

Felipe de Jesus Gaucho

Audience

Anthony Gay Jr.

Clog Dancer

Choir

Audience

Choir

Choir

Ricardo Gonzalez

Choir

Choir

Choir

Choir

Allison Gregory

Choir

Choir

Cathleen Grissom

Coach

Choir

Audience

Choir

Coach

William Henderson

Audience

Jesse James Hernandez

TV Singer

Veronica Hernandez

Audience

Choir

Quinten Hildebrandt

Choir

Cydnee Hollinshed

Choir

Darryl Hollinshed

Audience

Football Player

Jaden M. Hutchingson

Coach

Justin D. Hutchingson

Onlooker

Choir

Onlooker

Choir

Audience

Audience

Viviana Lauderdale

Audience

Stephanie Lawrence

Loiterer

Cop

Choir

Dominique Liddell

Choir

Christian Lobato

Security

J. Trinidad Lopez

Football Player

Estevan D. Lozanao

Mall Dog

Gateway Highstepper

Monique Manning

Taco Chef

Miguel Martinez

Choir

Tylarr Matthews

Customer

Jacqueline Mays

Girl With Sparkler

Soup Eater

Marcela Mendoza

Choir

Marcela Mendoza

Choir

Audience

Chadrick E. Miller

Choir

Choir

Michaela Millham

Gateway Highstepper

Gateway Highstepper

Choir

Choir

Choir

Gateway Highstepper

Choir

Audience

Audience

Frank Oakley III

Choir

Student

Choir

Audience

Dianne Paukstelis

Choir

Choir

Audience

Choir

Delberto

Angel Estuardo Lemus Perez

Football Player

Mach Henderson Pheoniz

Businessman

Jonathan Piedimonte

Audience

Choir

Jesus Quintanilla

Football Player

Emilio L. Ramirez

Football Player

Cameron P. Randolph

Choir

Choir

Musician

Andres Borja Reyes

Choir

Driver

William 'Dusty' Rhodes

Choir

Security

Felipe Rodriguez

Choir

Audience

Choir

Football Player

Choir

Audience

Choir

Choir

Sophia Strickland

Choir

Choir

LaCherish Thompson

Choir

Soloist

Choir

Candice Townsend

Audience

Choir

Christina Tyrell

Choir

Audience

Chauntrell Venable

Audience

Banjo Player

Businessman

Chapin M. Walton

Gatekeeper

Football Player

Choir

Jennifer Wilson

Audience

J. Bryan Winston

Choir

Audience

John Yuelkenbeck

Football Player

Football Player

Self

Mall Dog

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Blow his brains out! Blow his brains out! - Kick Me

Blow his brains out! Blow his brains out!

Are you gonna leave a witness? Are you that stupid? - Kick Me

Are you gonna leave a witness? Are you that stupid?

My brother makes me kill. Sorry. - Kick Me

My brother makes me kill. Sorry.

Put your gun in his mouth,
and blow the top of his head off. - Kick Me

Put your gun in his mouth, and blow the top of his head off.

Put your gun in his mouth, and - - Kick Me

Put your gun in his mouth, and -

Put the gun in his mouth and blow the
top of his head off! - Kick Me

Put the gun in his mouth and blow the top of his head off!

Bang! Bang! Bang. - Kick Me

Bang! Bang! Bang.

Don't think Mom's not gonna hear about this! - Kick Me

Don't think Mom's not gonna hear about this!

Turkle. Tur-kle. T-U-R-T-L-E, turkle. - Kick Me

Turkle. Tur-kle. T-U-R-T-L-E, turkle.

Santiago: See, rabbits are promiscuous.
We want something decent in the house. - Kick Me

Santiago: See, rabbits are promiscuous. We want something de...

Yeah well get it! Get it signed or Luther's out. Go! - Kick Me

Yeah well get it! Get it signed or Luther's out. Go!

-Any questions? -Yeah I got one. - Kick Me

-Any questions? -Yeah I got one.

- When you gonna do karate with
me - -Luther once again here we go. - Kick Me

- When you gonna do karate with me - -Luther once again here...

Especially when you keep doing stuff
like this. My reputation is on the line. - Kick Me

Especially when you keep doing stuff like this. My reputatio...

I never said you were caught
stealing, you were caught returning! - Kick Me

I never said you were caught stealing, you were caught retur...

They want you to sign this. The
want your parents to sign it too. - Kick Me

They want you to sign this. The want your parents to sign it...

I said Oh my God, I am in the presence of a true genius! - Kick Me

I said Oh my God, I am in the presence of a true genius!

-Come down to the dojo tonight - -I can't - - Kick Me

-Come down to the dojo tonight - -I can't -

Petal: Storms and floods, storms and floods... - Kick Me

Petal: Storms and floods, storms and floods...

Santiago: I'm just gonna help
a kid, not gonna take that long. - Kick Me

Santiago: I'm just gonna help a kid, not gonna take tha...

We ride the boats... - Kick Me

We ride the boats...

...we sink the boats. - Kick Me

...we sink the boats.

Petal, Daddy's gonna take thousands of pictures, ok? - Kick Me

Petal, Daddy's gonna take thousands of pictures, ok?

After the show we'll go to City Pets - - Kick Me

After the show we'll go to City Pets -

Santiago: I will pick out a Bubba, - Kick Me

Santiago: I will pick out a Bubba,

Baby hooker, shooting your gun. - Kick Me

Baby hooker, shooting your gun.

Santiago Vasquez - - Kick Me

Santiago Vasquez -

You have changed a young man's fortunes. - Kick Me

You have changed a young man's fortunes.

I know Carol feels the same. - Kick Me

I know Carol feels the same.

I'd invite you up, but the fumes
tend to bring on the dry heaves. - Kick Me

I'd invite you up, but the fumes tend to bring on the d...

I can't hear
you over the centrifugal cycle, baby! - Kick Me

I can't hear you over the centrifugal cycle, baby!

I need to get the demerit form signed by your parents. - Kick Me

I need to get the demerit form signed by your parents.

I understood you the first 3000 times you said it. - Kick Me

I understood you the first 3000 times you said it.

Well, but things are not happening.
And please, please Luther - - Kick Me

Well, but things are not happening. And please, please Luthe...

...external locus of control to guide my life. - Kick Me

...external locus of control to guide my life.

Possibly, give the circumstances, but - - Kick Me

Possibly, give the circumstances, but -

This is why men go to war, from lack of diplomacy. - Kick Me

This is why men go to war, from lack of diplomacy.

We become animal-like. We wanna kill each other. - Kick Me

We become animal-like. We wanna kill each other.

Luther, for the love of God, put the bunny down please. - Kick Me

Luther, for the love of God, put the bunny down please.

-Mr. Vasquez has been doing
karate for 38 years - -Not continuously. - Kick Me

-Mr. Vasquez has been doing karate for 38 years - -Not conti...

You are a master like me, a black belt! - Kick Me

You are a master like me, a black belt!

I'll just... put it back here ok? - Kick Me

I'll just... put it back here ok?

When this class is over, you, me and your parents - - Kick Me

When this class is over, you, me and your parents -

You get yourself expelled
and you can kiss M.I.T. goodbye. - Kick Me

You get yourself expelled and you can kiss M.I.T. goodbye.

Yeah... I do this a lot when I'm alone. - Kick Me

Yeah... I do this a lot when I'm alone.

Get outta here! I mean can comeowma here! - Kick Me

Get outta here! I mean can comeowma here!

Let's take a deep breath, please. - Kick Me

Let's take a deep breath, please.

Take a deep breath, relax... - Kick Me

Take a deep breath, relax...

Breathe... here we go. Calm down, relax. Now look. - Kick Me

Breathe... here we go. Calm down, relax. Now look.

He said I gotta get him to come
and he's not comin', we gotta go. - Kick Me

He said I gotta get him to come and he's not comin'...

Look, let's do this - - Kick Me

Look, let's do this -

...and then I'm gonna get in trouble.
And he's gonna get in trouble too! - Kick Me

...and then I'm gonna get in trouble. And he's gon...

You seem to be a reasonable young
man, please - tell him to calm down. - Kick Me

You seem to be a reasonable young man, please - tell him to ...

I'm a professional counselor.
I work with kids just like you. - Kick Me

I'm a professional counselor. I work with kids just lik...

You wanna hug this guy? You
wanna hug this little guy right here? - Kick Me

You wanna hug this guy? You wanna hug this little guy right ...

-It's sick, and you need help wiping! -Yes. - Kick Me

-It's sick, and you need help wiping! -Yes.

And you'll tell Luther that he has to come with us! - Kick Me

And you'll tell Luther that he has to come with us!

He doesn't wanna die, - Kick Me

He doesn't wanna die,

Damn, my goddamned fingers are broken! - Kick Me

Damn, my goddamned fingers are broken!

Dang... dang... dang... - Kick Me

Dang... dang... dang...

Santiago: I changed my mind.
Put everything back the way it was. - Kick Me

Santiago: I changed my mind. Put everything back the way it ...

Santiago: Oh Christ. Luther: Mr. Vasquez - - Kick Me

Santiago: Oh Christ. Luther: Mr. Vasquez -

- And then I'm calling the police, I won't do it.
- You wasted one of his soldiers. - Kick Me

- And then I'm calling the police, I won't do it. ...

Mr. Vasquez, Blitz gonna fuck
you up. Excuse my language. - Kick Me

Mr. Vasquez, Blitz gonna fuck you up. Excuse my language.

It doesn't look quite... right. - Kick Me

It doesn't look quite... right.

-I didn't know there'd be guns! Sorry! -What!? - Kick Me

-I didn't know there'd be guns! Sorry! -What!?

Oh God no don't go, please. - Kick Me

Oh God no don't go, please.

Don't run. Be cool. We just wanna talk. - Kick Me

Don't run. Be cool. We just wanna talk.

Look, you may think life has nothing better
to offer than violence and intimidation. - Kick Me

Look, you may think life has nothing better to offer than vi...

I'm telling you it does. I know. I
work with kids like you every day. - Kick Me

I'm telling you it does. I know. I work with kids like ...

I only mention it because - Kick Me

I only mention it because

By the way, my name is Eladio, you must be Delberto. - Kick Me

By the way, my name is Eladio, you must be Delberto.

Well that's too bad, because we're
gonna have to scrub your dick in this sink. - Kick Me

Well that's too bad, because we're gonna have to s...

You know, I told you online, in English and Spanish. - Kick Me

You know, I told you online, in English and Spanish.

Pants go there, and I'll get the water right. - Kick Me

Pants go there, and I'll get the water right.

I'd say it's too soon... to tell. - Kick Me

I'd say it's too soon... to tell.

I mean the RV. I don't feel safe in this neighborhood. - Kick Me

I mean the RV. I don't feel safe in this neighborhood.

If he speeds up, will you take off that jock... - Kick Me

If he speeds up, will you take off that jock...

Show me your love, show me your love... - Kick Me

Show me your love, show me your love...

Here we go, right up here, the water's nice. - Kick Me

Here we go, right up here, the water's nice.

Up on your tippy-toes! There we go. - Kick Me

Up on your tippy-toes! There we go.

God... you're not a shower or a grower, are you? - Kick Me

God... you're not a shower or a grower, are you?

Tammy: Oooh yeah. - Kick Me

Tammy: Oooh yeah.

...Tammy likes me to record
everything in this here measuring book. - Kick Me

...Tammy likes me to record everything in this here measurin...

I'm gonna make a flip book of
the action while it's going on. - Kick Me

I'm gonna make a flip book of the action while it'...

-I swear he moved. -C'mon. Grab him by the wrists. - Kick Me

-I swear he moved. -C'mon. Grab him by the wrists.

I just wanna go home to my mommy. - Kick Me

I just wanna go home to my mommy.

Petal... Bubba... - Kick Me

Petal... Bubba...

If you're here to steal, don't bother! - Kick Me

If you're here to steal, don't bother!

In fact, if you climb on up there... - Kick Me

In fact, if you climb on up there...

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★ ★ ★ ★ ★

A nightmare comedy about a school counselor whose compassion, generosity and dedication destroy the lives of everyone around him.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Gary Huggins

Writer: Betsy Gran, Gary Huggins

Production: Meconium Pictures

Genre: action, comedy, horror

Year: 2023

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 4.2

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 18 Oct 2023

Awards: 7 wins

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