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Kick Me

A nightmare comedy about a school counselor whose compassion, generosity and dedication destroy the lives of everyone around him.

Director

Gary Huggins

Year

Genre

action, comedy, horror

Box Office

N/A

Production

Meconium Pictures

Awards

7 wins

Santiago

Santiago Vasquez

Luther

Ramone Armstrong

Blitz

Matthew Stathas

Ro-Tel

Blitz's Mom

Heather

Soldier One

Luther's Dad

Mr. Peacock

Betsy

Eladio's Wife

Mike

Pateek

Eladio

Kid

Daniel Alatorre

Petal

Luther's Mom

Victim

Jenkem Guy

Mother-To-Be

Shannon Michalski

Teacher

Culprit

Cole Guttormsen

Soldier Two

Stuart Scott Smith

Lupita

Malled Man

Jim Schweers

Principal

Mr. Choki

Alberto Mercado Ortiz

Choir

Kianna Marie Aberry

Doorman

Choir

Alejandra Alejandre

Security

Choir

Audience

Choir

Tiffany Barboso

Choir

Si-Anna Bernett

Gateway Highstepper

Choir

Choir

Choir

Amelia Brightwell

Choir

Self

Choir

Choir

Jeremiah Butner

Choir

Choir

Club Owner

Juan Carlos Caceres

Audience

Marvin Caldwell

Choir

Choir

Samantha Carter

Choir

Richard Cassidy

Choir

Choir

Mall Dog

Choir

Giovanna Chavez

Choir

Pet Shop Boy

Audience

Tatiana Coleman

Choir

Julian Calderon Contreras

Audience

Audience

Choir

Choir

Audience

Gateway Highstepper

Gateway Highstepper

Choir

Jessica de la Paz

Musician

Audience

Student

Student

Teacher

Gateway Highstepper

Football Player

Isaac James Emerson

Audience

Choir

Tomas Escarpita

Student

Audience

Bobbie Sue Flowers

Audience

Choir

Gabriela Gandara

Musician

Juan Carlos Garcia

Choir

Businessman

Security

Felipe de Jesus Gaucho

Audience

Anthony Gay Jr.

Clog Dancer

Choir

Audience

Choir

Choir

Ricardo Gonzalez

Choir

Choir

Choir

Choir

Allison Gregory

Choir

Choir

Cathleen Grissom

Coach

Choir

Audience

Choir

Coach

William Henderson

Audience

Jesse James Hernandez

TV Singer

Veronica Hernandez

Audience

Choir

Quinten Hildebrandt

Choir

Cydnee Hollinshed

Choir

Darryl Hollinshed

Audience

Football Player

Jaden M. Hutchingson

Coach

Justin D. Hutchingson

Onlooker

Choir

Onlooker

Choir

Audience

Audience

Viviana Lauderdale

Audience

Stephanie Lawrence

Loiterer

Cop

Choir

Dominique Liddell

Choir

Christian Lobato

Security

J. Trinidad Lopez

Football Player

Estevan D. Lozanao

Mall Dog

Gateway Highstepper

Monique Manning

Taco Chef

Miguel Martinez

Choir

Tylarr Matthews

Customer

Jacqueline Mays

Girl With Sparkler

Soup Eater

Marcela Mendoza

Choir

Marcela Mendoza

Choir

Audience

Chadrick E. Miller

Choir

Choir

Michaela Millham

Gateway Highstepper

Gateway Highstepper

Choir

Choir

Choir

Gateway Highstepper

Choir

Audience

Audience

Frank Oakley III

Choir

Student

Choir

Audience

Dianne Paukstelis

Choir

Choir

Audience

Choir

Delberto

Angel Estuardo Lemus Perez

Football Player

Mach Henderson Pheoniz

Businessman

Jonathan Piedimonte

Audience

Choir

Jesus Quintanilla

Football Player

Emilio L. Ramirez

Football Player

Cameron P. Randolph

Choir

Choir

Musician

Andres Borja Reyes

Choir

Driver

William 'Dusty' Rhodes

Choir

Security

Felipe Rodriguez

Choir

Audience

Choir

Football Player

Choir

Audience

Choir

Choir

Sophia Strickland

Choir

Choir

LaCherish Thompson

Choir

Soloist

Choir

Candice Townsend

Audience

Choir

Christina Tyrell

Choir

Audience

Chauntrell Venable

Audience

Banjo Player

Businessman

Chapin M. Walton

Gatekeeper

Football Player

Choir

Jennifer Wilson

Audience

J. Bryan Winston

Choir

Audience

John Yuelkenbeck

Football Player

Football Player

Self

Mall Dog

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There are places you can go - - Kick Me

There are places you can go -

I'm far too old to sport with. - Kick Me

I'm far too old to sport with.

No... sport with? I just want to help. - Kick Me

No... sport with? I just want to help.

Help? You can fetch me down a ripe one... - Kick Me

Help? You can fetch me down a ripe one...

I don't wanna go up there... - Kick Me

I don't wanna go up there...

A little higher... a little higher. - Kick Me

A little higher... a little higher.

That's an organic fermentation
process. It's all natural. - Kick Me

That's an organic fermentation process. It's all n...

Sort of like, what do they call it
- potash? Made out of potatoes? - Kick Me

Sort of like, what do they call it - potash? Made out of pot...

Taking your advice and gonna
spend a night in the shelter. - Kick Me

Taking your advice and gonna spend a night in the shelter.

You think a fella can get a
sandwich in this here shelter? - Kick Me

You think a fella can get a sandwich in this here shelter?

This new batch just ain't cuttin' it! - Kick Me

This new batch just ain't cuttin' it!

...you said you'd helllllllllp! - Kick Me

...you said you'd helllllllllp!

She still kinda has trouble picking things up. - Kick Me

She still kinda has trouble picking things up.

Ro-Tel: She decided to sew 'em
back on but they don't work that good. - Kick Me

Ro-Tel: She decided to sew 'em back on but they don...

...on hats and socks and champagne. - Kick Me

...on hats and socks and champagne.

Then there was these two
possums fighting in the couch, - Kick Me

Then there was these two possums fighting in the couch,

Ro-Tel: Then on top of that
she got bit by a cat, on the face... - Kick Me

Ro-Tel: Then on top of that she got bit by a cat, on the fac...

Blitz: Ro-Tel! Ro-Tel! - Kick Me

Blitz: Ro-Tel! Ro-Tel!

'Cause you were naked and chasing me - - Kick Me

'Cause you were naked and chasing me -

I borrowed money from Blitz's Mom - - Kick Me

I borrowed money from Blitz's Mom -

Why is this happening to me? - Kick Me

Why is this happening to me?

Nobody knows you were there. I
got your stuff, and I moved your car. - Kick Me

Nobody knows you were there. I got your stuff, and I moved y...

You knew from the start that lady
wanted her money back tonight, Blitz's Mom. - Kick Me

You knew from the start that lady wanted her money back toni...

I have never, not once, used a
swear word in front of a student. - Kick Me

I have never, not once, used a swear word in front of a stud...

You really let me down tonight Mr. Vasquez. - Kick Me

You really let me down tonight Mr. Vasquez.

I really can't say another word
until the patent goes through. - Kick Me

I really can't say another word until the patent goes t...

-Sure. Wow... - Kick Me

Get that money. Get that money. - Kick Me

Get that money. Get that money.

Well basically that his parents have
appointed me his guardian for the evening. - Kick Me

Well basically that his parents have appointed me his guardi...

That's Jesus, he's with Big Brothers and Big Sisters. - Kick Me

That's Jesus, he's with Big Brothers and Big...

My Uncle Jimmy, he used to say, "Go on
down yonder get that sweetwater, girl." - Kick Me

My Uncle Jimmy, he used to say, "Go on down yonder get ...

This is the same rabbit I purchased
for my daughter a few hours ago. - Kick Me

This is the same rabbit I purchased for my daughter a few ho...

She's in a little show tonight, and
we wanted to surprise her with a pet. - Kick Me

She's in a little show tonight, and we wanted to surpri...

I don't want to point any fingers, but the evidence - - Kick Me

I don't want to point any fingers, but the evidence -

Well if you're gonna take that damn rodent
with you, you're gonna need his chow. - Kick Me

Well if you're gonna take that damn rodent with you, yo...

My daughter has her little heart
set on it, you know how it is with kids. - Kick Me

My daughter has her little heart set on it, you know how it ...

He afriended me on Facebook, - Kick Me

He afriended me on Facebook,

Luther: Blitz told everyone my
Dad had face-AIDS at football! - Kick Me

Luther: Blitz told everyone my Dad had face-AIDS at football...

Face-AIDS! That's pretty good!
Face-AIDS, that's a good one. - Kick Me

Face-AIDS! That's pretty good! Face-AIDS, that's a...

-Luther! Everything is gonna be alright. - Kick Me

-Luther! Everything is gonna be alright.

Blitz's's Mom: Shut up shitwind, I'm trying
to make a motherfuckin' phone call here. - Kick Me

Blitz's's Mom: Shut up shitwind, I'm trying t...

- What's Mommy wearing right now?
- What? -What's Mommy wearing right now? - Kick Me

- What's Mommy wearing right now? - What? -What's ...

Blit's Mom: Hey did you remember to lock that
window down there? Ro-Tel: Uh-huh, maybe. - Kick Me

Blit's Mom: Hey did you remember to lock that window do...

Blitz's Mom: Nevermind I see that snakey
son of a bitch trying to get away right now! - Kick Me

Blitz's Mom: Nevermind I see that snakey son of a bitch...

Got a old-time remedy, baby.
Somethin' my Grammy taught me. - Kick Me

Got a old-time remedy, baby. Somethin' my Grammy taught...

If I don't do this you're gonna
have a big-ass knot on your head. - Kick Me

If I don't do this you're gonna have a big-ass kno...

Santiago: Santiago. Hello? - Kick Me

Santiago: Santiago. Hello?

A boy is in the house. Luther! - Kick Me

A boy is in the house. Luther!

I am locked in the basement
with the body from the dojo. - Kick Me

I am locked in the basement with the body from the dojo.

Wait, no no don't go. Hello? Hello? - Kick Me

Wait, no no don't go. Hello? Hello?

"It Heals and It Conceals". - Kick Me

"It Heals and It Conceals".

In the morning, when you wake up, - Kick Me

In the morning, when you wake up,

You know in 5 minutes I can give
you a full spiritual cleansing, $15. - Kick Me

You know in 5 minutes I can give you a full spiritual cleans...

...is get a new Bubba, - Kick Me

...is get a new Bubba,

And no one will ever, ever... - Kick Me

And no one will ever, ever...

-Really? -I am so thrilled to see you! - Kick Me

-Really? -I am so thrilled to see you!

-Where's Bubba? -I can talk again! - Kick Me

-Where's Bubba? -I can talk again!

Look, isn't he beautiful? So tiny! - Kick Me

Look, isn't he beautiful? So tiny!

What the fuck do you bury Easter eggs in the backyard - - Kick Me

What the fuck do you bury Easter eggs in the backyard -

I wrote this music, - Kick Me

I wrote this music,

...the squirrel that we killed
coming down here tonight. - Kick Me

...the squirrel that we killed coming down here tonight.

So this says supposedly how much you
put in to Luther's stupid shitshow shit: - Kick Me

So this says supposedly how much you put in to Luther's...

Principal investor, VP
Industries: Santiago Vasquez? - Kick Me

Principal investor, VP Industries: Santiago Vasquez?

I didn't ask you that, I asked if you signed it. - Kick Me

I didn't ask you that, I asked if you signed it.

We're gonna be rich! Rich as hell. How about that? - Kick Me

We're gonna be rich! Rich as hell. How about that?

Look I gotta be inside there! What do you want from me? - Kick Me

Look I gotta be inside there! What do you want from me?

I want a little note on there
saying that that's not you. - Kick Me

I want a little note on there saying that that's not yo...

Blitz: All that money that
Luther stole, I'm gettin' it all back. - Kick Me

Blitz: All that money that Luther stole, I'm gettin...

Got a cousin who's a trucker, he's a cousin trucker. - Kick Me

Got a cousin who's a trucker, he's a cousin...

Sign the paper. That's all you
gotta do and you'll be done. - Kick Me

Sign the paper. That's all you gotta do and you'll...

It's been a horrible night, and I have to get
back to my little girl and my wife, and... - Kick Me

It's been a horrible night, and I have to get back to m...

...in the form of a love poem for Mother Nature. - Kick Me

...in the form of a love poem for Mother Nature.

As you know, natural disasters are on the rise. - Kick Me

As you know, natural disasters are on the rise.

Please? Please? Please? - Kick Me

Please? Please? Please?

Luther: Mr. Vasquez sign the
paper man, stop playin' around. - Kick Me

Luther: Mr. Vasquez sign the paper man, stop playin' ar...

Earthquakes, - Kick Me

...sandstorms, - Kick Me

Luther look - - Kick Me

You said he was a fuckin' patsy you said he was an idiot - - Kick Me

You said he was a fuckin' patsy you said he was an...

He's got about ten fuckin' seconds
to sign this fuckin' paper, or else! - Kick Me

He's got about ten fuckin' seconds to sign this fu...

...hailstorms, - Kick Me

...volcanic eruptions, - Kick Me

...volcanic eruptions,

...solar flares, - Kick Me

...solar flares,

...floods, hurricanes, tornadoes, - Kick Me

...floods, hurricanes, tornadoes,

Ro-Tel: Nine, eight - - Kick Me

Ro-Tel: Nine, eight -

I will not be victimized, Ro-Tel: Seven... - Kick Me

I will not be victimized, Ro-Tel: Seven...

...sodomized, - Kick Me

And demoralized! Do you hear me? - Kick Me

And demoralized! Do you hear me?

In spite of all this, - Kick Me

In spite of all this,

Choir: Ready, go. - Kick Me

Choir: Ready, go.

Kick Me poster

★ ★ ★ ★ ★

A nightmare comedy about a school counselor whose compassion, generosity and dedication destroy the lives of everyone around him.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Gary Huggins

Writer: Betsy Gran, Gary Huggins

Production: Meconium Pictures

Genre: action, comedy, horror

Year: 2023

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 4.2

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 18 Oct 2023

Awards: 7 wins

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