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"Kicking & Screaming" quotes

Kicking & Screaming poster
Family man Phil Weston, a lifelong victim of his father's competitive nature, takes on the coaching duties of a kids' soccer team, and soon finds that he's also taking on his father's dysfunctional way of relating.

Director: Jesse Dylan
Writer: Leo Benvenuti, Steve Rudnick
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, family, romance
Year: 2005
MetaScore: 45/100
ImdbRating: 5.6
BoxOffice: $52,842,724
Released: 13 May 2005
Awards: 6 nominations

75 video clips

Phil WestonBucky WestonMike DitkaRefereeAnn HoganDonna JonesBuck WestonAmbroseObnoxious Hummer LadyUmbertoGian PieroMassimoDiana DitkaBarbara WestonBeantown EmployeesBeantown CustomersSam WestonClarkByong SunMark AveryForest AveryConnorJim Davidson 'the Captain'Janice Weston
Now this is gonna be the hardest - Kicking & Screaming 01:04 Now this is gonna be the hardest It's Mike Ditka - Kicking & Screaming 00:38 It's Mike Ditka Who do we appreciate - Kicking & Screaming 00:38 Who do we appreciate Taka the fielda - Kicking & Screaming 00:11 Taka the fielda I'm like a large tornado of anger - Kicking & Screaming 00:05 I'm like a large tornado of anger You're my assistant - Kicking & Screaming 00:20 You're my assistant Where do I know you from - Kicking & Screaming 00:10 Where do I know you from Well that's swell Great - Kicking & Screaming 00:10 Well that's swell Great I take a vitamin everyday - Kicking & Screaming 00:04 I take a vitamin everyday You know howl like a wolf - Kicking & Screaming 00:42 You know howl like a wolf Coffee is the lifeblood that fuels the dreams of champions - Kicking & Screaming 00:05 Coffee is the lifeblood that fuels the dreams of champions How do you spell it - Kicking & Screaming 00:17 How do you spell it If it isn't Porkface Jones - Kicking & Screaming 00:30 If it isn't Porkface Jones We've got balls - Kicking & Screaming 00:06 We've got balls If you guys were with the Bears - Kicking & Screaming 00:06 If you guys were with the Bears They're like 4 foot whirling dervishes - Kicking & Screaming 00:09 They're like 4 foot whirling dervishes I'm Mark Avery - Kicking & Screaming 00:38 I'm Mark Avery Did you just kick your son - Kicking & Screaming 00:04 Did you just kick your son Coach did you order the pizzas yet - Kicking & Screaming 00:23 Coach did you order the pizzas yet I saw a bunch of nonsense out there - Kicking & Screaming 00:11 I saw a bunch of nonsense out there Uh Listen One of One of my guys didn't bring his socks - Kicking & Screaming 00:17 Uh Listen One of One of my guys didn't bring his socks Look at the size of this bad boy - Kicking & Screaming 00:10 Look at the size of this bad boy He knows the game - Kicking & Screaming 00:50 He knows the game What does THAT have to do with ANYTHING - Kicking & Screaming 00:05 What does THAT have to do with ANYTHING So when i took over for Coach Benson - Kicking & Screaming 00:17 So when i took over for Coach Benson Lets get ready to play - Kicking & Screaming 00:39 Lets get ready to play You're getting a little creepy - Kicking & Screaming 00:19 You're getting a little creepy We'll see Iron Mike and Aluminum Phil coaching the Tigers - Kicking & Screaming 00:16 We'll see Iron Mike and Aluminum Phil coaching the... We're gonna have a Half caff - Kicking & Screaming 00:47 We're gonna have a Half caff Are you a robot - Kicking & Screaming 00:05 Are you a robot Meat comes first - Kicking & Screaming 00:06 Meat comes first Look at me I'm the ref I'm the ref I'm the ref - Kicking & Screaming 00:20 Look at me I'm the ref I'm the ref I'm the... No playing soccer in the house - Kicking & Screaming 00:28 No playing soccer in the house Phil I'm really getting sick and tired of - Kicking & Screaming 00:12 Phil I'm really getting sick and tired of Remember when we beat you at the championship game - Kicking & Screaming 00:10 Remember when we beat you at the championship game You think he enjoys losing week after week - Kicking & Screaming 00:23 You think he enjoys losing week after week Way to go Bing Bong - Kicking & Screaming 00:04 Way to go Bing Bong How many sarcastic pills did you take this morning - Kicking & Screaming 00:04 How many sarcastic pills did you take this morning You ease up on that corduroy jacket of yours - Kicking & Screaming 00:05 You ease up on that corduroy jacket of yours It's electric in the air - Kicking & Screaming 00:05 It's electric in the air Yeah Byong Sun's real shy - Kicking & Screaming 00:22 Yeah Byong Sun's real shy We're at every game - Kicking & Screaming 00:33 We're at every game I'm Byong Sun - Kicking & Screaming 00:26 I'm Byong Sun You're a real DUFFER - Kicking & Screaming 00:06 You're a real DUFFER Get the circulation back in your skull - Kicking & Screaming 00:05 Get the circulation back in your skull You're in the show - Kicking & Screaming 00:07 You're in the show Have you ever looked into his eyes - Kicking & Screaming 00:10 Have you ever looked into his eyes New game plan Get the ball to the ltalians - Kicking & Screaming 00:06 New game plan Get the ball to the ltalians They're apprentice butchers - Kicking & Screaming 00:18 They're apprentice butchers Thank you so much - Kicking & Screaming 00:29 Thank you so much Give you guys a rest - Kicking & Screaming 00:15 Give you guys a rest Don't do that with the cup - Kicking & Screaming 00:05 Don't do that with the cup You gotta lighten up - Kicking & Screaming 00:04 You gotta lighten up Every time you say something back to me - Kicking & Screaming 00:06 Every time you say something back to me How do you say pizza in Italian - Kicking & Screaming 00:13 How do you say pizza in Italian I told you Every great thing in life starts with a brat - Kicking & Screaming 00:04 I told you Every great thing in life starts with a brat I'm sorry l - Kicking & Screaming 00:06 I'm sorry l I'm not like my old man - Kicking & Screaming 00:09 I'm not like my old man What is that haunting aroma - Kicking & Screaming 00:03 What is that haunting aroma I almost had you - Kicking & Screaming 00:12 I almost had you You can call me 'Chief - Kicking & Screaming 00:05 You can call me 'Chief I don't like coffee - Kicking & Screaming 00:05 I don't like coffee I eat quitters for breakfast and spit out their bones - Kicking & Screaming 00:05 I eat quitters for breakfast and spit out their bones Pizza at my house - Kicking & Screaming 00:03 Pizza at my house Go on to greatness - Kicking & Screaming 00:12 Go on to greatness My heart rate is dangerously high right now - Kicking & Screaming 00:04 My heart rate is dangerously high right now Why are you whispering - Kicking & Screaming 00:05 Why are you whispering You step on this field this is all about you - Kicking & Screaming 00:21 You step on this field this is all about you You just were served a plate of humiliation - Kicking & Screaming 00:06 You just were served a plate of humiliation Losers Losers - Kicking & Screaming 00:05 Losers Losers Okay Guys - Kicking & Screaming 00:13 Okay Guys You all had a laugh - Kicking & Screaming 00:08 You all had a laugh What was that all about - Kicking & Screaming 00:15 What was that all about

Cast

Phil Weston - Will Ferrell
Buck Weston - Robert Duvall
Mike Ditka - Mike Ditka
Barbara Weston - Kate Walsh
Janice Weston - Musetta Vander
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