Ow my fucking finger!
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Don Roritor:
[Touring the ward of coma patients]
You know, Chris, in a situation like this I think we should rely on my experience. Cause You know, Chris, when I invented Stummies... Dr. Chris Cooper:
Oh, fuck Stummies! And you too Don! You pushed, boy! You pushed! Dumb Baxter said the drug was great. I said testing! And you - you took away my lab! Cause you - sure, I lost my virginity, but who do you think - You pushed, boy! You pushed! I... gotta return Rear Window to the video store... now this? Comas? Acceptable losses? Late fees? Don Roritor:
No! No, I-I don't think I *will* fuck Stummies. [Don marches up to Chris and shoves his finger in Chris's face threateningly] Dr. Chris Cooper:
Get your finger out of my face, Don! [Chris slaps Don's finger away] Don Roritor:
Don't you touch my finger, Chris. [Don raises his finger to Chris's face again] Dr. Chris Cooper:
Then Get your finger out of my face, Don! [Chris slaps Don's finger away again] Don Roritor:
Don't you touch my finger Chris! [Don raises his finger again] Dr. Chris Cooper:
Get your finger out of my face! [Chris slaps away Don's finger again] Don Roritor:
Don't touch my finger! [Don raises his finger again; the finger slapping-raising routine repeats about six more times, the two men shouting over each other, until they are embroiled in a pathetic fight that ends with Chris feebly shoving Don towards a door] Don Roritor:
You know, Chris, I had such high hopes for you. But unfortunately, you just don't get it. [Shoves through the ward door] Don Roritor:
Ow my fucking finger!
[Touring the ward of coma patients]
You know, Chris, in a situation like this I think we should rely on my experience. Cause You know, Chris, when I invented Stummies... Dr. Chris Cooper:
Oh, fuck Stummies! And you too Don! You pushed, boy! You pushed! Dumb Baxter said the drug was great. I said testing! And you - you took away my lab! Cause you - sure, I lost my virginity, but who do you think - You pushed, boy! You pushed! I... gotta return Rear Window to the video store... now this? Comas? Acceptable losses? Late fees? Don Roritor:
No! No, I-I don't think I *will* fuck Stummies. [Don marches up to Chris and shoves his finger in Chris's face threateningly] Dr. Chris Cooper:
Get your finger out of my face, Don! [Chris slaps Don's finger away] Don Roritor:
Don't you touch my finger, Chris. [Don raises his finger to Chris's face again] Dr. Chris Cooper:
Then Get your finger out of my face, Don! [Chris slaps Don's finger away again] Don Roritor:
Don't you touch my finger Chris! [Don raises his finger again] Dr. Chris Cooper:
Get your finger out of my face! [Chris slaps away Don's finger again] Don Roritor:
Don't touch my finger! [Don raises his finger again; the finger slapping-raising routine repeats about six more times, the two men shouting over each other, until they are embroiled in a pathetic fight that ends with Chris feebly shoving Don towards a door] Don Roritor:
You know, Chris, I had such high hopes for you. But unfortunately, you just don't get it. [Shoves through the ward door] Don Roritor:
Ow my fucking finger!
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Chris I still think that's the narrow view
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They're stuck in their happiest memories
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Won't you take me to Funky Town
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Funky Town
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In a situation like this
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you should rely on my experience
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When I invented Stummies
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Fuck Stummies
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And you too Don
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You pushed boy you pushed
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Dumb Baxter said the drug was great I said testing
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And you took away my lab 'cause
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Sure I lost my virginity but who do you think
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You pushed boy you pushed
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I gotta return Rear Window to the video store and now this
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Comas Acceptable losses Late fees
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No I don't think I will fuck Stummies ''
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Get your finger out of my face
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Don't you touch my finger
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Movie Summary
A pharmaceutical scientist creates a pill that makes people remember their happiest memory, and although it's successful, it has unfortunate side effects.
