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Once upon a time in China, some believe, around the year one double-aught three, head priest of the White Lotus Clan, Pai Mei, was walking down the road, contemplating whatever it is that a man of Pai Mei's infinite power contemplates - which is another way of saying "who knows?" - when a Shaolin monk appeared, traveling in the opposite direction. As the monk and the priest crossed paths, Pai Mei, in a practically unfathomable display of generosity, gave the monk the slightest of nods. The nod was not returned. Now was it the intention of the Shaolin monk to insult Pai Mei? Or did he just fail to see the generous social gesture? The motives of the monk remain unknown. What is known, are the consequences. The next morning Pai Mei appeared at the Shaolin Temple and demanded of the Temple's head abbot that he offer Pai Mei his neck to repay the insult. The Abbot at first tried to console Pai Mei, only to find Pai Mei was inconsolable. So began the massacre of the Shaolin Temple and all sixty of the monks inside at the fists of the White Lotus. And so began the legend of Pai Mei's five-point-palm-exploding-heart technique.
The Bride:
And what, pray tell, is the five-point-palm-exploding-heart technique?
Bill:
Quite simply, the deadliest blow in all of martial arts. He hits you with his fingertips at five different pressure points on your body. And then he lets you walk away. But after you've taken five steps, your heart explodes inside your body, and you fall to the floor, dead.
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Once upon a time
in China,
some believe around the year
one, double aught, three,
head priest of
the White Lotus Clan, Pai Mei,
was walking down a road
contemplating whatever it is
that a man of Pai Mei's
infinite powers
would contemplate -
which is another way
of saying "Who knows?" -
when a Shaolin monk
appeared on the road,
traveling in the opposite
direction.
As the monk and the priest
crossed paths,
Pai Mei,
in a practically unfathomable
display of generosity,
gave the monk
the slightest of nods.
The nod
was not returned.
Now, was it the intention
of the Shaolin monk
to insult Pai Mei?
Or did he just fail to see
the generous social gesture?
The motives of the monk
remain unknown.
What is known
were the consequences.
The next morning,
Pai Mei appeared
at the Shaolin temple
and demanded
of the temple's head abbot
that he offer Pai Mei his neck
to repay the insult.
The abbot, at first,
tried to console Pai Mei,
only to find Pai Mei was
inconsolable.
So began
the Massacre
of the Shaolin Temple
and all sixty
of the monks inside,
at the fists of the White Lotus.
And so began the legend
of Pai Mei's Five-Point-Palm
Exploding-Heart Technique.
And what, pray tell,
is the Five-Point-Palm
Exploding-Heart Technique?
Quite simply, the deadliest blow
in all of martial arts.
He hits you with his fingertips
at five different pressure
points on your body,
and then lets you walk away.
But once you've taken five steps
your heart explodes
inside your body
and you fall to the floor, dead.
Did he teach you that?
No.
He teaches no one
the Five-Point-Palm
Exploding-Heart Technique.
Now,
one of the things I've always
liked about you, Kiddo,
is you appear wise
beyond your years.
So, allow me to impart
a word to the wise.
Whatever...
Whatever Pai Mei says, obey.
If you flash him, even for
an instant, a defiant eye,
he'll pluck it out.
And if you throw
any American sass his way,
he'll snap your back and your
neck like they were twigs.
And that will be
the story of you.
He'll accept you as his student.
What happened to you?
Nothin'.
Get in a fight?
Friendly contest.
Why did he accept me?
Because he's a very,
very, very old man.
And, like all rotten bastards,
when they become old,
they get lonely.
Clip duration: 289 seconds
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Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: action, crime, thriller
Summary: The Bride continues her quest of vengeance against her former boss and lover Bill, the reclusive bouncer Budd, and the treacherous, one-eyed Elle.
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00:44 You gotta hand it to the old girl
00:13 May I have a glass of water
00:53 There ain't nobody out there
00:41 Has since become legend
00:25 Bill is like a son to me
01:14 But once that strip turned blue
00:26 In Africa
00:05 Congratulations
01:00 When it comes to you
00:08 Wakey wakey
00:34 They all fell under her Hanzo sword
01:20 And that's all there is to it
00:22 You would have been my Number One lady
01:05 Did he teach you that
00:19 But it wasn't owned by me and I own a fucking car wash
02:51 Wrong brother
00:57 He'll accept you as his student
00:24 I'm a bouncer in a titty bar
00:11 I must warn you
00:22 I like his hair