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Spencer Aimes:
We've been married for three years and we've never been more than five minutes away from your parents. They're always coming over and your dad's all... all... Well, uh, this is how the Kornfeldt's load the dishwasher. And, mow the lawn clockwise 'cause that's the Kornfeldt way. Take this piece of coal, stick it up your kiester, squeeze it real tight like we do, and you'll and make a Kornfeldt diamond
We've been married for three years and we've never been more than five minutes away from your parents. They're always coming over and your dad's all... all... Well, uh, this is how the Kornfeldt's load the dishwasher. And, mow the lawn clockwise 'cause that's the Kornfeldt way. Take this piece of coal, stick it up your kiester, squeeze it real tight like we do, and you'll and make a Kornfeldt diamond
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We've been married for three years
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and we've never been more
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than 5 minutes Do you want to do this right now
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Away from your parents Come on now
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They're always coming over and your Dad's all
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well like
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This is how the Cornfields load the dishwasher and
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Mow the lawn clockwise because that's the Cornfield way
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Take this piece of coal stick it up your keester
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Squeeze it real tight like we do and you'll make a Cornfield diamond
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Movie Summary
A vacationing woman meets her ideal man, leading to a swift marriage. Back at home, however, their idyllic life is upset when they discover their neighbors could be assassins who have been contracted to kill the couple.
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Spencer Aimes
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