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Neil McCormick: Hello? Hi, where is Hammond?
Rick: Are you the new runners?
Neil McCormick: No, no no, of course we are not the new runners. We're the McCormicks! We're Hammond's new act, we're just here to sign the old contracts.
Rick: Hammond is history. Axed. Kept spunking cash into Kajagoogoo. I'm the new Hammond.
Neil McCormick: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. What was the last thing he said before he left?
Rick: Let me think uh... "I'm gonna sue you bastards right through the arsehole". Then he sort of... broke down. It was all very uncool.
Ivan McCormick: Yeah but he did tell you about our deal?
Neil McCormick: And the fifty grand advance?
Rick: Oh yeah... it's ringing bells. Ding-a-ling-ling! But I would say a hundred's more realistic.
Ivan McCormick: [surprised] A hundred grand?
Rick: Yeah! I'll tell you what: You boys will look fucking fantastic on camera! We'll do you a video to rival Duran Duran.
Neil McCormick: Ok, yeah!
Rick: And we'll shoot it ON THE MOON!
Ivan McCormick: What? Really?
Rick: NO! Not really! In fact, I'll tell you why you boys will never be signed to this label. You look like a pair of mental fortune tellers from a gypsy fair. And Hammond liked you, therefore, I hate you! I wouldn't sign you to this label if you paid me a hundred grand and let me John Paul Pope your mother
Rick: Are you the new runners?
Neil McCormick: No, no no, of course we are not the new runners. We're the McCormicks! We're Hammond's new act, we're just here to sign the old contracts.
Rick: Hammond is history. Axed. Kept spunking cash into Kajagoogoo. I'm the new Hammond.
Neil McCormick: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. What was the last thing he said before he left?
Rick: Let me think uh... "I'm gonna sue you bastards right through the arsehole". Then he sort of... broke down. It was all very uncool.
Ivan McCormick: Yeah but he did tell you about our deal?
Neil McCormick: And the fifty grand advance?
Rick: Oh yeah... it's ringing bells. Ding-a-ling-ling! But I would say a hundred's more realistic.
Ivan McCormick: [surprised] A hundred grand?
Rick: Yeah! I'll tell you what: You boys will look fucking fantastic on camera! We'll do you a video to rival Duran Duran.
Neil McCormick: Ok, yeah!
Rick: And we'll shoot it ON THE MOON!
Ivan McCormick: What? Really?
Rick: NO! Not really! In fact, I'll tell you why you boys will never be signed to this label. You look like a pair of mental fortune tellers from a gypsy fair. And Hammond liked you, therefore, I hate you! I wouldn't sign you to this label if you paid me a hundred grand and let me John Paul Pope your mother
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Hello
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Hi where is Hammond
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Are you the new runners No
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No no we are not the new runners We're the McCormick's
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We're Hammond's new act we're just here to sign the old contracts
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Hammond's history Axed
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Kept spunking cash into Kajagoogoo
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I'm the new Hammond
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What No
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No no no no no no no no
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What was the last thing he said before he left
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Let me think
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I'm gonna sue you bastards right through the arsehole
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Then he sort of broke down It was all very uncool
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Yeah but he did tell you about our deal
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Yeah and the fifty grand advance
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Oh yeah it's ringing bells Ding aling ling
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But I'd say a hundred's more realistic
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A hundred grand Yeah
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I tell you what What
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You boys will look fucking fantastic on camera
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We'll do you a video to rival Duran Duran
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OK yeah
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And we'll shoot it on the moon
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What Really
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No Not really
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In fact I'll tell you why you boys will never be signed to this label
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You look like a pair of mental fortune tellers from a gypsy fair
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And Hammond liked you Therefore I hate you
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I wouldn't sign you to this label if you paid me a hundred grand
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and let me John Paul Pope your mother
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Movie Summary
Two brothers attempt to become global rock stars but can only look on as old school friends U2 become the biggest band in the world.
