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After having the shit kicked out of me by those Hoff-loving carnies
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Killing Hasselhoff

After having the shit kicked outof me by those Hoff-loving carnies, it was time for plan B

After having the shit kicked out
of me by those Hoff-loving carnies, it was time for plan B

Full Transcript

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After having the shit kicked out of me by those Hoff-loving carnies,
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it was time for plan B.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:35
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Lotus Pictures,WWE Studios,Hyde Park Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A struggling nightclub owner resorts to desperate measures in order to pay off a loan shark.
Gena Lee Nolin. You still look hot. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Gena Lee Nolin. You still look hot.
Winslow! Holy mother of God, you scared the shit out of me. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Winslow! Holy mother of God, you scared the shit out of me.
Zoink! Gotta take care of Mr Jack Hoff over there. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Zoink! Gotta take care of Mr Jack Hoff over there.
Do you know how many orgies this guy ruined with his weird sound effects? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Do you know how many orgies this guy ruined with his weird s...
No, thank you, thank you, thank you. Everybody, listen up! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
No, thank you, thank you, thank you. Everybody, listen up!
A toast! They say in life there are no second acts. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
A toast! They say in life there are no second acts.
I mean, sometimes there's five acts and the finale! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
I mean, sometimes there's five acts and the finale!
- Hoff and the Fox! - Yeah! Fox and the Hoff! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
- Hoff and the Fox! - Yeah! Fox and the Hoff!
You haven't changed a bit! Come here, you old motherfucker. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
You haven't changed a bit! Come here, you old motherfuc...
One, two, three, four, five. Breathe, little man. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
One, two, three, four, five. Breathe, little man.
Oh! Oh, oh, yeah. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Oh! Oh, oh, yeah.
He's choking. Hang on, I got you, I got you, I got you. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
He's choking. Hang on, I got you, I got you, I got you.
I just saved two people's lives. You were in there getting a hand job. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
I just saved two people's lives. You were in there gett...
You are fired for the next five minutes until I calm down. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
You are fired for the next five minutes until I calm down.
I think The Black Keys got their name from this toy keyboard, which is odd. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
I think The Black Keys got their name from this toy keyboard...
Yesterday we had soup, but it was off. They said it was seafood chowder. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Yesterday we had soup, but it was off. They said it was seaf...
It was just off. Tonight it's Scrabble night. I'm the only one playing. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
It was just off. Tonight it's Scrabble night. I'm ...
They were meant for you, but we changed. We're a mended bridge. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
They were meant for you, but we changed. We're a mended...
Hi, David. Hey, you really gotta read this script. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
Hi, David. Hey, you really gotta read this script.
Toys For Tits. That's a better title. Now that's a script I'd read. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Toys For Tits. That's a better title. Now that's a...