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And, hell, he's my new fucking idol, David Hasselhoff!
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Killing Hasselhoff

And, hell, he's my new fucking idol,David Hasselhoff!

And, hell, he's my new fucking idol,
David Hasselhoff!

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And, hell, he's my new fucking idol, David Hasselhoff!
Duration
5 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
01:13:44
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Lotus Pictures,WWE Studios,Hyde Park Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A struggling nightclub owner resorts to desperate measures in order to pay off a loan shark.
Thank you! Thank you very much! Give it up for Chris Kim! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Thank you! Thank you very much! Give it up for Chris Kim!
I must admit I haven't known him very long - Killing Hasselhoff 00:07
I must admit I haven't known him very long
But when it counted most he had my very toned back, - Killing Hasselhoff 00:11
But when it counted most he had my very toned back,
- # The Hoff is crushing it - # Oh - Killing Hasselhoff 00:15
- # The Hoff is crushing it - # Oh
# Oh, baby, oh - Killing Hasselhoff 00:27
# Oh, baby, oh
Where to, David? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Where to, David?
I could use a tune-up, David. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:08
I could use a tune-up, David.
No, no, no. Hasselhoff is the fucking man. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
No, no, no. Hasselhoff is the fucking man.
Man, look at you. Have you... Have you... Have you gained weight? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Man, look at you. Have you... Have you... Have you gained we...
I actually made a list of the ways I wanna kill him. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
I actually made a list of the ways I wanna kill him.
Come for a quick trip there. Don't wear your trousers. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Come for a quick trip there. Don't wear your trousers.
- Rack of wedding dresses. - What the fuck...? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
- Rack of wedding dresses. - What the fuck...?
Get after him! Get after him! I need a second to be alone. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Get after him! Get after him! I need a second to be alone.
Either I kill you or we have sex right on this cow-ass carpet right here. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:08
Either I kill you or we have sex right on this cow-ass carpe...
That... That's from Rawhide and... - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
That... That's from Rawhide and...
That's a lot of money. There's a lot of things in my house that are worth... - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
That's a lot of money. There's a lot of things in ...
# The Hoff! We're gonna kill the Hoff! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:13
# The Hoff! We're gonna kill the Hoff!
Gotta go to the wedding! I'll help you with that. Fuck, he's dead! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Gotta go to the wedding! I'll help you with that. Fuck,...
It fucking didn't work! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
It fucking didn't work!
Those are the only two choices we got, baby. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Those are the only two choices we got, baby.